I am humbly coming to BlueSky to ask if I can be an unmerciful troll regarding the VIEWERSHIP data every week comparing #AEWDynamite and #RHOSLC and just be really annoying or will people take me seriously? It also leads to me attempting to get Tony Khan to weigh-in on who the biggest heel is.

“Literally no one told you that you look like Wade Barrett - Teddy Swims’ weirder & uglier brother at BEST”

It is my one day off per week from writing about professional wrestling so today I essentially clocked into the Donna Adelson trial like it was my job 🤣

My toxic trait is that if a man who hasn’t watched WWE since 1999 randomly mentions Vince McMahon to me - this is now a lawsuit TED talk including all my most horrifying eidetic memories because yes I did read the ENTIRE thing

Adam Cole BayBay forever 🥹🥹❤️ #AEWAllInTexas

Using #AEWAllInTexas as an excuse to act up

“Men love to try and grab a firecracker with a mitten” is a real text I just sent and it’s gonna work too 🤣🤣🤣

There’s baby bunnies in my garden now too and I feel like a Snow White ass bitch out here

“My aesthetic is a drag queen threw up on me because I was too cringe to handle”

Hear me out - Jersey Shore summer but steal all the MAGA music to make it awkward? Like drag queens should be doing shots to American Badass!!!

This Sabrina Carpenter ‘Manchild’ is the song of the summer and as well, my life 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️✨

It’s like I know I’m Vanessa from Little Mermaid you don’t need to tell me about it ✨

This is the opposite of Good Will Hunting - this is ABSOLUTELY your fault. 😂

Psst #wrestlesky - can we all unite behind Anthony Bowens … not just June but forevs? K besties lemme know 🌈🦄💖 #AEWDynamite

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! AEW Anarchy in the Arena was just incredible. #AEWDoN #AEWDoubleOrNothing

I wasn’t even watching live and I think Anarchy in the Arena altered my brain chemistry. I’ve listened to this damn song a bunch of times today too 🤣

I feel like Shania Twain kinda gave me the ‘men ain’t shit’ playbook in junior high and I was like nahhh… but yeahhhh what are you, Brad Pitt? 🤣

WE’RE ON A BUDGET!!! #AEW #AEWDON

The best running bit in my house is every time I sing, my son shouts out “oh no, not again!!” but in a wildly exaggerated English accent 💂🏻I have zero clue why it is in an accent but I love it. My baby beat the brakes off that “non-verbal” allegation 🙏🏼

In case you were wondering what being a Mom is like at bedtime - three year old is hosting a rave with lights, bubbles and a techno remix of Hot Dog Dance and my six year old is yelling from his bedroom that he is “home sick for the Philippines” - he has not left America & we are not Filipino 😂

Amanda’s lukewarm takes - AEW merch is infinitely cozier than WWE. I have tried multiple sweatshirts from WWE and they aren’t soft!!!

My latest obsession is body cams petty crimes (like people shoplifting shit they don’t need or ‘entitled drunk Karen’ lol) but there’s one manager type at Palm Beach Gardens Costco that is done with the games and he’s a shoplifting super sleuth 🕵🏻 this is like the third video of him haha

Somewhere my next ex-husband is also genuinely curious about the interface between the USA’s cheese caves + Dominos now having stuffed crust pizza which was previously a Pizza Hut thing. Like I want the HUMAN DRAMA regarding this potential new contract 😂

I wrote this list & I love it 🥰

I just realized what I accidentally taught my 6 year old from saying it too much…

Oh hi #WrestleSky my Spidey senses about a Meatilicious moment happening on #AEWCollision MEATRUNNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I feel like I’ve already said this publicly but most of my favorite Garth Brooks songs are so fucked up - That Summer!!! (I’m listening to that abomination right now 😂) Papa Loved Mama, Thunder Rolls. Is he cancelled? If so like, maybe I get it.

I’m not totally shallow - my comfort watches extend beyond pro wrestling & real housewives. I love Gordon Ramsay shows too 😂

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FYI internet - no one has given me a Valentine’s Day gift yet so as far as I’m concerned - up for grabs! 😂💋

I know this is a deeply serious topic - also my Mother has very little frontal lobe due to a cancer related stroke and said whilst watching today and I quote - “She wants to be the top of schools?? Suck It is sitting right there! He got you guys in trouble in school!”

Harley Cameron is such an icon #AEWDynamite

Oh hey it’s been a minute - *Wheeler Yuta is TRASH! 🗑️ #AEWDynamite * the character who murdered my favorite wrestling character in front of my irl eyes and thusly fundamentally changed my brain chemistry causing me to HATE HIM FOREVER!!!

I’m a stay at home Mom, I have no scoops but ice cream 🍨 I’m so beyond excited to see Pretty Ricky in my beloved #WWENXT 😍🥰🥹😇

My fingers remain crossed, a week later 😂

Re-stocking my parents fridge is fun - I will cuss them out for not eating the healthy stuff 🤣 I can’t shit talk my preschoolers but OH WOW YOU FUCKERS HATE VEGETABLES DOWN HERE?! In this economy?! I might have to turn tricks to make you fresh guacamole soon!! How DARE you!!

I watched the “Say Drake” at 0.25 speed and I think it reignited my joie de vivre

I need a dirt sheet writer girl mentor 😔 😂

I know it’s probably not but omg I wish it was pretty Ricky lol

I feel like John Cena… aww this might not ever happen again 🥲 Nah it’s ok I’ll survive 😂🥂

MOTHER WAS MOTHERING - I love Nikki Bella so much, thanks in advance - I’m going to be a monster 💋

Next year I’m really committing… I want to make 30 dips before the Royal Rumble lol

If I start incessantly tweeting Dave to ask his thoughts on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City ratings, I just want it noted somewhere that it’s a joke so - end of skeet 😂

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I have been avoiding kicking off about misogyny for days and I might explode 😂

Jey vs. Sami, final answer

I had to hit a full on MySpace angle to capture both my birthday Bluey scrunchie and Outrunners fit 😂🍰🎂🦄✨ I have loved #WrestleSky this year and hope to make even more new wrestle besties in 2025!! 💖💖💖

FUCK YOU *WHEELER YUTA!!!!!!!!!! 🐍🐍🐍 * as ever, the man portraying the character of Wheeler Yuta I’m sure is quite lovely but NOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER #WrestleSky #AEWDynamite