Summer Walker is so good at music “over it” had me wit a towel around my chest singin why why whyyy

Grown man wishing himself “happy birthday to me” tighten up man where is the toxic masculinity??

the PS5 kept me in relationships longer than I shoulda been. In her apt,Arguing with her ass, think about unplugging that big ass playstation and taking it home i just said fuck it and laid down

I’m in the type of mode you could convince me to sell insurance right now and I’d do it. On the phone like “yea get this life insurance or you gonna die”

I’m on my second certification in two months I just had to find a way

2025 the type of year I was getting my ass beat from May To December but stepped up in December to set up a decent 2026

2025 the type of year where I was down 30 in game 6 of a 7 game series but I hit came back and hit the clutch shot last second to get us to game 7.

2025 was interesting like… I got my ass beat but I got some good hits in near the end of the fight. The typa hits that make the judges rethink the fight. Like knocked him down with 10 secs left type hits

God works in mysterious ways but all I can do is submit and keep joy and praise in my heart

2025 both beat my ass AND got its ass beat

Worked 11-7 and went to the gym after idek how ppl do that (ima do it again tomorrow)

Joel Embiid I swear this man will not go in the paint for shit! It’s disgusting we have a big man who dont do big man shit

I got a coworker I dont like but he’s so funny. This nigga loudly exclaimed “a bitch stole my phone!” Just for his phone to be literally under his nose

Sixers were up 30 and now down 1 with 12 seconds left. We should never be in this situation

Tyrese Maxey bout to do some bullshit after this timeout/challenge. Bruh is not clutch bro

Really cant trust the 76ers bro

Reheated bigs all throughout the league

Al Horford still starting is a clear sign there’s not enough great bigs in basketball today

I know Ball

When men give each other advice on women I like to be there

I think it’s really cool when men talk about women together it’s very… interesting to see how we relate to the opposite sex

Wth is the point of the puzzle if you can already see what it look like on the box and shit

I’m at work joking w this lady niggas saying im roasting her broo noo i asked if she saved the earth cause she aint get a plastic bag mind you i be saving the earth too tho

I woulda beat diddy ass if he was in my path

I just sound assholy naturally sometimes smh

Ion trust niggas that dont wear coats

You gotta be willing to take assault charge for at least 4/5 things in life if not you prolly a bitch fr like if someone touch my kid or wife I’m violating jail me idc

You gotta be willing to take a assault charge for somethings man they made the law so you wont be in jail too too long for a reason. Sometimes niggas need they ass beat

The Phrase “No diddy” really all encompassing for sexual violence that nigga broke every decency rule he a record breaking assaulter wtf

Bruh said he woke up next to Diddy SORE. How the hell a nigga make your butt sore unwillingly and you just said good morning to bruh

Nigga Diddy went 20 yrs killed mad ppl did the worst things and nobody beat his ass. Unbelievable

Nobody beat Diddy ass for like 20 years that’s crazy

Bruh said he woke up next to Diddy sore. Sore is crazy that nigga lived wayyy too long

I got the longest most beautifulest hair smh

So diddy like tupac got it

So who took my damn acid out the freezer

Unc on the corner of 17th and Sansom singing Christmas Carols for a dollar 😂😂😂 putting his all in the performance 😭😭

You know the shit was good when you walk out witcha hand on ya stomach like you was pregnant

Imagine having BILlionaire friends and still experiencing struggle

Jfl just dropped that list again 😭

Just dont be shallow

Why you coming fast?? Why you fucking coming fast???

Sometimes i think “do i suck at standup” based on my career but that lasts like .36 seconds i know im the purest cocaine

I just know Jake form state farm gets no bitches fr

Need Tyrese Maxey off my team idc trade him his value high as shit right now. I want his ass gone

My 76ers playing with w full squad today :))) embiid PG VJ :))

Mfs the internet police lmao it’s like 1 million posts on here why u stuck on the one u disagree wit lmao

Some people prefer mistreatment. You treat em well they gonna think you up to something or you a bitch or sumn

Bruh I’m mad as hell my girl making me leave the store and come back cause she keep forgetting shit I’m in target frowning

I hate being an adult sometimes man why the fuck is a cheese grater 16.99 plus tax??? A CHEES GRATER