[ her voice is still rather weak ── the encounter with the turtles really did a number on her . 💧 ]

@therodentqueen.bsky.social imagine being in jaiI girl lol

oh, i understand . i do ── especially after the argument you two had before you took off ... 💧 [ she coughs weakly after finishing her sentence, taking a sip of her ... whatever she has there . it looks like tea to the naked eye, but it is DEFINITELY not actually tea . 💀 . ]

don't feel too horrible about it . after all, you ── and i ── could be Iocked up like the rat queen is .

“ oh, i'm sure you'd try . ” 👺 the stupid comically large hammer is back in her tentacles again . 💀 . “ did you know i am a scientist .ᐣ well, i calculate your chance of victory in that situation to be 0.0002 percent . ” 👹

“ hmm, if only your turtle friends were nearby .ᐟ i'd turn them to my side and let that be the salt in the wound . ... almost literally . ” she laughs at herself .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀

“ HAHAHAHA .ᐟ look at that, i got you . oh, how PAlNFUL it must have been .ᐟ i do take great care to make sure my teeth are sha rp .ᐟ ” ✨️

“ I AM FINE . ” ... ... “ BUT YOU WILL NOT BE . ” 👺 she blTES HER .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀

“ oh, i WILL TRY IT, sister . ” 👺 she attempts to whack her with it ── she misses and hits her own tentacle 💀 “ ... OWWWWWWWW .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ” 😡

“ i'll get YOU this time . ” 👺 she's pulling out a comically large hammer . 💀

“ don't you look at me like that, 👺 REPORTER 👺 . ”

returning the side eye . 👺

[ singing an extremely eerie melody . ] la laaaa la la laaaaaa, da da da deeeeee .... ♬

topaz shredder is besties with the pantheon girls trust . they do each other's nails ( except golgotha, they paint the tip of her tentacle ) and spill gossip 👺

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔 𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝙇𝘼𝘽, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝑵𝑶𝑾 ...

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ... 𝐌𝐘 𝘼𝙈𝘽𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗗 .ᐟ

topaz i'm going to redo her pinned and bio now that we have more quotes to work with ❤️

oh, how i DISLIKE that reporter ── and the rat, too .ᐟ hmhm, i was so close to taking most of our loot and putting it towards my experiments ..... 😔

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 .

[ luckily, she doesn't seem to mind . ] no, it is certainly mine . this aperture science ── what is its focus .ᐣ

[ she gently grips the metal hand with one of her many tentacIes, shaking it . ] you may call me golgotha . i'm a member of the pantheon ── an intergalactic syndicate . a pleasure to meet you .

ah .ᐣ how excellent .ᐟ i do enjoy meeting a genius of similar passions . ✨️

why, many ── i have to be well rounded, as the pantheon's only scientist .ᐟ [ under her breath, she whispers : ' and genius ' . ] ... to give a few examples, i do enjoy chemistry, neurobiology, and computer science .

i'm afraid i'll have to decline, dear . i'm not much of a test subject myself ── i, too, prefer to play the role of the experimenter . ✨️

“ ... i believe i made myself quite clear .ᐣ ” she moves a little closer to him, looking him up and down . “ i wouldn't be so quick to call yourself lucky, yet . you are in the presence of a member of the pantheon, after all ── if we deem you a thrcat to our goals, you will be annihiIated . ( + )

“ not all profit has to be money or resources like iron . profit can come in the form of subservience to the pantheon, too . more people to fight for us . ” she crosses her tentacles . “ yes, because i'm a genius . now, if you were to meet our CHAMPION, he wouldn't know the difference . ”

“ hm . that sounds familiar . ... that's right, THOSE two told us about the planet . you know, it sounds like a place we could make a profit on . ” an almost eerie giggle escapes the mysterious tentacIed figure . “ terrible . if you gave any of the OTHERS that look, they'd bcat you to a pulp . ”

topaz she's a little silly ....... 👺

“ you certainly appear to look like one . ” she grumbles something under her breath . “ so, you give EVERYONE those looks .ᐣ how RUDE .ᐟ ”

“ giving me the side eye isn't NORMAL, elf boy . ” 👺

“ then why are you LOOKING at me like that . ” 👺 golgotha GROWLS loudly . 💀

she looks up from her papers and narrows her eyes . 👺 “ can i HELP you, elf - ish creature .ᐣ ” 👹

hob isn't going to save you after the argument you had with him this morning 👺

FIRE EXTINGUISHER

fucking drako

[ HER TENTACLES GO FLYING IN ANGER . 💀 ] HOW DARE YOU USE MY NAME AGAINST ME . YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO RUN . 👺

[ she's singing a song ── her voice is truly irresistible, it could draw just about ANYONE in ... ... except for the other members of the pantheon, of course . they're immune to it, how utterly irritating . 💢 the only reason why THEY would show up is to complain about the noise . ]

... aren't i .ᐣ ✨️ [ mysteriously enough, the singing continues, even when she speaks ── it is far more faint, however . ] i have never heard of such composers, i am afraid . i am only familiar of those from my own home planet .

certainly . 👺 [ she stands up to her full height ── she's quite tall . gently, she starts singing a foreign melody . her voice is ... hypnotic, like that of a siren . the melody as a whole sounds sinister and mysterious . ]

you will not even get the opportunity to use your hands . 👺

i do not see why not . after all, my victory is assured . none can resist my power . 👺

i have been told that . ✨️ [ she stares at evelyn for a moment before laughing . ] how funny you are . perhaps i will attack you just to see what happens .

plotting . scheming . deciding where in the pantheon lair your head will be kept . 👺

may I help YOU .ᐣ 👺 [ the kn¡fe goes sKREEEEEEEEEEEECHHHH . 💀 ]

NO 👺

why dont i have a wife 😕

[ SQUINTING BACK . 👺 ]

[ sharpening her kn¡fe .... 👺 the sharpening only gets more aggressive when she sees the READER nearby . 💀 . ]

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 .ᐟ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙍 𝙐𝙉𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙏𝙐𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙇,