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I’m watching Princess and the Frog for the first time. Why am I SOBBING over a fucking gap toothed firefly? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Went ice skating for the first time and ate shit twice. This is why I don’t leave my house.

It’s my dad’s birthday ❤️ so I’m gonna tell you some of his lore. One time, a group of guys pulled up to his nail salon and tried to jump him in the parking lot. He dropped them all then threw money at them for their hospital bill LOL

Women with tattoos are hideous! No man wants to marry a walking coloring book. I don’t care how many hot women with tattoos reply to this with sexy pix of them with tattoos. They’ll never convince me. So they better not or I’ll be so mad!👀

Sup my dudes. Heard we’re galavanting over here now

Glory to Master Kohga 🍌

Where’s everyone at in Tears of the Kingdom? I did all four Sages then told Hyrule to piss off to do every side mission I can find because I want to delay finishing this beautiful game as much as possible lol

My hair stylist got a new pup and now I have to hold this whole place hostage 😭❤️

We got a puppy. His name is Judge. He’s 3mo old but HUGE. I love him hehehehe

I wish rave totems were a thing when I was a raver cuz they’re so hilarious and creative lol

Do you pee in the shower or are you a dirty f’n liar?

@drlupo.bsky.social found you!

@adamsessler.bsky.social ADDDAAAMM! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Y’all been following this tattoogate story on Tiktok? Cuz oh my god she is getting ripped apart lmao

Guys if someone doesn’t take my Switch away from me, I will lose everything. TOTK is so damn good omg

I want to be in a video game.

I never properly introduced myself! I’m Gina Darling. Former host of G4TV and WWE, streamer, and actress. Nice to meet you!

Bros, here’s our chance to be the first to do something on a social media app. Dare I say this is the first cursed Kirby picture on Blue Sky? 😀

As soon as BSKY supports videos, I have an incredibly important video to upload 💙🥺

Dear @bsky.app Devs, I hope you’re having a good day today. Pls remember to drink water. Also I may or may not have snuck into the office. We’re running low on TP in the upstairs bathroom. Thanks guys 💙

Hello, Blue Sky! There’s a lot of BS in the world but you are my favorite BS 💙