they’re calling you an omega hybrid in the streets and your response is to meow at the camera?

them before shua’s hole gets destroyed </3

crazy that I can pinpoint this tweet as what got me back into svt. the power of Matz

my debut full-length pwp is here🧎‍♂️ “Debate Lessons”: a wonwoo/joshua omegaverse competitive debate au read it now on ao3 archiveofourown.org/works/60306121

4.8k WORDS LATER. IT’S FINISHED.

no1 understands me

standing on a soapbox and stating to the town square my intention to post my filthy omegaverse wonshua porn on ao3 tonight

first thought i’m passing away second thought is hberry okay

*shock wand buzzes*

it’s my omegaverse and I get to choose the laws of biology

does every fic writer get a pamphlet explaining the rules of omegaverse or what. and why did I not get one

writing extremely porny nasty full length omegaverse sex because life is too short not to

preparing for my heat (menstrual cycle) by nesting (putting everything in arm’s reach of my bed) and taking hormone blockers (ibuprofen)

in my seventeen bag atm so look away if u don’t care but this wonwoo/joshua fic is making me see god archiveofourown.org/works/27668003

tbh i’d be mad af if I was a beta in omegaverse. so no one want me?

being haunted by subby puppy yunho. yeosang riding him, yunho’s leash wrapped around his fist studded collar digging into his neck. tongue lolling out, panting, blush high on his cheeks as ys miiilks him for all he’s worth. peace be with you

the matz to seungcheol leader x pretty eldest agenda yes exactly

ok in my fem cheerleader hwasang verse. these two were secretly dating way before hj came into the picture. yeo being the cheer squad captain, model student. perfect in every way, except everyone assumes she’s straight. hwa is the rebellious mean lesbian who hates anyone and everyone… except yeo

listening to joanna newsom in the bath. menacingly running my fingers over my wip ideas

actually hongjoong time is when he crawls between femhwa’s legs and just spends an hour lazily eating her out. just sucking and nosing at her clit until it’s red and puffy and covered in spit and she’s trembling with the need to come but he’s not finished with her yet. that’s Hongjoong Time

yuri posting

san and seonghwa getting yeosang’s ass like that is babygirl on babygirl violence

my newest fic “8teen” is out 🧾 featuring ateez working minimum wage mall jobs in the 2010s, they/them harajuku icon yeosang, and a non-zero number of hot topic mentions. read it now on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/59565586

WEEE WOOO 🚨

I am determined to post this Tonight

wrapping up my jongsang 2010s mall employee au… dig out your skullcandy earbuds and motorola razrs everyone ♱*.ﾟ🎧⚝‧,₊˚🕷️✮𖤐📟🕸️,.♰༻⋆｡°✩

when hj pisses them off, hwasang tie him up in a corner and make him watch them get each other off. ys taking hwa’s strap, whining about how good it feels, and hj is powerless to do anything except strain against the ropes and slowly lose his mind

it just occurred to me that hwasang are extremely flexible and I am digesting this information like a normal person.

i want to see this man trussed up like a thanksgiving turkey

who wanna think about brat tamer hj with me [in the style of let’s take ibuprofen together]

cw femhwc’s massive strap, trans hj, belly bulge / Heavy are the hips that wear the strap…

sucking on this drawing like a lozenge x

when hj finally Tames that Brat… praying for seonghwa

when he bounces on it in a haunting and peculiar way 💘

seonghwa having a pet demon is something that can actually be so personal. he’s going to the gas station in his running shorts and flip flops for a 3pm slushie and hj is just hovering in the backseat pretending to hang himself. just to be dramatic.

we glossed over this too quickly I need everyone to picture seonghwa’s glossy pink lips kissing the key that keeps hj’s desperate cock all locked up. thank you.

just a girl having fun in paris…. she’s so young and chic. sow your oats

watched beetlejuice tonight. why don’t we all get in a circle and talk about hongjoong beetlejuice and seonghwa lydia 🫳

cw sounding / nurse hwa and patient hj 🤕

i Enjoyed!!!! the cup bit at the end is crazydhjsbd but seriously suchhh beautiful writing (and the minhwa moment was so sweet too 🥹)

and that day is today! 🚗💨 beep beep get in everyone

let me get on the mic bc I want to gab about the process of writing this + tidbits that didn’t make the final edit + additional thoughts I’ve had around this series 🧵

CHALK is out now, my yungi NHL au sequel to GAUZE archiveofourown.org/works/59293402

IT’S DONE

I’m in labour (making final edits to my yungi hockey au)

one day I will write seongjoongsang pussy eating xoxoxo

ddeongbyeoli birth

I'm either really stupid coz despite liking both hongsang and seongjoong an normal amount I never thought of putting them together and this just altered a part of my brain chemistry...ohmygod

praying for him 🙏