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Pretending it’s 2010 again.
"I Only Have Eyes For You" by The Flamingos, but instead of a love song it's a fencer for the organ trade black market lamenting over recent supply issues.
12 days ago
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(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:) Oliver Bonas Boujy and bright, they sell clothes, but what's this, hey back up ... Big sippy cup? Go look at jumpers No don't mind me, I will read all the cards by the sandals ... And smell all the candles
2 months ago
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No, I’m not on my way to the Pitbull concert. Yes, my head always looks like this.
6 months ago
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Oh cool, we’re getting Severance-as-a-service for hotdesking
7 months ago
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Language is fluid, contextual. For example, sometimes you might add the “-ness” suffix to the end of a word to indicate a broader condition or quality. Anyway, today I learned (during a meeting) you shouldn’t append it to “USP”.
7 months ago
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I call it Bovril-naise and the cowards at Hellman’s are too blind to see a game changer when it falls in their lap 😡
8 months ago
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How did Las Vegas avoid litigation when they copied New York’s Lady Liberty? Because they had a statue of imitations
10 months ago
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Alan Rikmayall
11 months ago
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When you step into an en-suite, have you left the bedroom? Or are you in a room that’s also inside the bedroom?
12 months ago
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Without a doubt, triangular-cut toast is the most aesthetically pleasing. However, rectangular-cut toast is better for dipping in soup, because it offers a decent amount of surface area per dip, consistently, from start to finish.
12 months ago
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