Black cats don't bring bad luck. They judge your life choices as if they already knew how it would end.

Halloween rocks.

Hey, pal.

No!

I want to watch TV.

Please leave me the fuck alone.

If I was 50 pounds heavier, I would kill you.

Meow.

WTF.

I've been hacked.

Somebody clean my cat litter.

We pray.

I know a lot of cats. 😻

I'm sleeping.

Leave us alone.

We really like Garfield.

We mean business.

Heavy metal black cats.

Leave me alone.

Whatever you say.

I don't want to have to tell you again to fuck off.

She's fine.

Got it?

Guess who?

Fuck yeah.

It's none of your business.

I need to shit.

I get a little hungry.

Set your priorities.

I'm waiting.

I might look cute.

Stick it where the sun don't shine.

I don't have any cat jokes.

I get thirsty.

I'll get you.

You don't want to see me at night.

Excuse me, but I can be very rude.