Technossance Cat
@technossancecat.bsky.social
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I'm a fat cat.
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I don't mess around.
10 months ago
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Black cats don't bring bad luck. They judge your life choices as if they already knew how it would end.
11 days ago
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Halloween rocks.
11 days ago
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Hey, pal.
11 days ago
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No!
about 2 months ago
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I want to watch TV.
about 2 months ago
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Please leave me the fuck alone.
about 2 months ago
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If I was 50 pounds heavier, I would kill you.
3 months ago
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Meow.
3 months ago
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WTF.
3 months ago
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I've been hacked.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Somebody clean my cat litter.
3 months ago
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We pray.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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I know a lot of cats. 😻
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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I'm sleeping.
3 months ago
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Leave us alone.
3 months ago
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We really like Garfield.
3 months ago
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We mean business.
3 months ago
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Heavy metal black cats.
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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5 months ago
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Leave me alone.
5 months ago
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Whatever you say.
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5 months ago
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I don't want to have to tell you again to fuck off.
5 months ago
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She's fine.
5 months ago
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Got it?
5 months ago
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Guess who?
5 months ago
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Fuck yeah.
6 months ago
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It's none of your business.
6 months ago
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I need to shit.
6 months ago
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I get a little hungry.
6 months ago
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Set your priorities.
6 months ago
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I'm waiting.
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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6 months ago
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I might look cute.
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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Stick it where the sun don't shine.
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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7 months ago
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7 months ago
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I don't have any cat jokes.
7 months ago
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I get thirsty.
7 months ago
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I'll get you.
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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You don't want to see me at night.
7 months ago
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Excuse me, but I can be very rude.
7 months ago
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