Money and borders are concepts that have lived long past their usefulness.

No subtext. No text. Only vibes.

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The discourse we should be having: “If you see a guy with a Nazi tattoo, is it on sight?”

I have a million places to hear reheated Mussolini or feckless liberalism. The social democrats, the Leninists and the Anarchists need somewhere to fight.

Why is always “Who watches the watchmen?”, but never “Who ploughs the ploughmen?”

Dear author: stop. think. should i write a cancer plot line or should i go to therapy?

This isn’t really a change though. During the Civil Rights era, you could count on the local cops to beat black people, law and cameras be dammed.

A robot cannot be made to suffer in any way that matters.

It was a pleasure to burn. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.

Ezra Klein is doing politics and journalism wrong.

Is La Llorona single? Asking for a friend.

There’s two teams of guys who do most of the hard work before he steps in. There are elaborate costumes and ideally no physical contact. He spends most of the time trying to get the bull’s attention. Cruel to animals and justly banned in many countries.

I want a Star Trek series about a Federation cargo ship crewed by whoever just wanted to get off planet without enlisting in Star Fleet.

Pro tip: if you cancel your Hulu, Disney Plus, etc you can keep watching through the end of the billing cycle. Even if you can’t go without your streaming, you can at least make an empty threat.

It’s going to be a racist or a q anon. I just can’t believe anyone on the left thought Charlie Kirk was important enough to assassinate.

If SCOTUS wants to confess their venality and biases in print, let them. Quiet dignity gives some of us too much room to imagine they’re wise and impartial.

Somewhere, the luckiest drag queen is calling their lawyers.

It’s always time to vote for the lesser of two evils and never the time to ask why it always comes down to two evils.

People are already “no purity tests” for Newsom while the Democratic Party is currently doing its damnedest to torpedo Mamdani. There already is a purity test. Maybe yell at the people in power and not online trans folk just trying to survive.

The face I’m submitting for Bluesky age verification.

Strap in for a second helping of centrist tears.

I’m tearing up a little. Finally, a politician as cool as Fox News makes them sound.

Gavin Newsom

An interesting aspect of police horses, police dogs, police robots, and AI is the way they can accomplish police violence without individual accountability.

A reminder: Settings-> Moderation-> Muted Words and Tags -> add Greenwald

“I would prefer death threats from people I can disregard over responding to actual criticism.”

A Twix… for the left!?!

Means tested death traps.

This pope fucks. 😎

It sure would help their chances if they could equivocate on immigration and Gaza instead of having to run on Biden’s record.

The Democrats criticize Republicans because they believe that in spite of all evidence to the contrary, Republicans can be reasoned with. The left criticizes the Dems because, in spite of all evidence to the contrary, we believe Democrats can be reasoned with.

I’m frankly worried about the competence of a guy who doesn’t notice his date is feeding him little treats like a dog. My wife is a horse girl. When I first met her, she tried horse training on me. I noticed and said to her “Hey, use your human words to ask me to do things”.

Don’t give Rowling money. If you need to be assigned a personality and live the idealized English boarding school experience, just hire a dom.

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains

If you really think about it, Zeno’s paradox means all masturbation is edging.

I wonder how hard it would be to convince local cops to help you loot public payrolls a la Wilhelm Voigt.

BREAKING: Gavin Newsome invests in cloning, says he’ll have Hitler on his podcast by 2026.

Musk might have finally bit off more than he can chew. Government employees PII and National secrets are one thing. Letting the kids loose in the Treasury is something Capital can’t let go unpunished.

I wonder how long the Chinese government is going to let Chinese people see Americans openly and without consequence defying and criticizing the US government on Rednote.

This bill might accidentally recognize at least four sexes.

Hey, quick reminder: you don’t have to interact with that guy who thinks people will use single payer to do healthcare as entertainment. Don’t wrestle a pig.

Chappell Roan is going to fake her own death.