Help! I've got a friend who lives where somebody's trying to build an AI data center. Oddly enough, they DON'T want their water to be used up or their environment to be destroyed! Please take a moment to sign and share this petition! c.org/2DLwFGF2BL

You CAN read my whole post-S2 Good Omens fic... OR, you can click this link and JUST read the chapter with instructions on how to fold a fitted sheet. Yes, really! I won't be offended if you're only in it for the fitted sheet thing. The fic itself is rated T. archiveofourown.org/works/827046...

Wanna read a 20-chapter crack-treated-seriously Good Omens fic in which the new Christ Child is a fork? Yeah, you do. Of course you do. Rated T because I felt like erring on the side of caution. Come read chapter one of The Christ Fork. Daily updates. archiveofourown.org/works/836068...

Good news! I've started posting my massive post-S2 fic. To Protect and Keep Rated T. No Archive Warnings Apply. archiveofourown.org/works/82704671

See a butt, post a butt... Oh, did I misunderstand the assignment? 👀♠️

Thinking about the autistic arm-flapping stereotype. Arm-flappers, I see you, I love you, and also btw I envy you. I'm legit flapping my LEGS right now. Flapping like big heavy butterfly wings. Should really count as some sort of workout. Thighs might be sore tomorrow.

I finally finished my Good Omens/Muppets crossover fic! An angel and a demon walk into The Muppet Theater. Comedy ensues. There Was Only One Box Rated G. 19k words. archiveofourown.org/works/76124811

So my mom just got home from grocery shopping and is taking a million things out of bags and putting them away. In the midst of this, I was also in the kitchen, making coffee and putting protein powder in it and calling it a meal (because that's what I do).

I dabbled in some animal rescue yesterday. I really thought this chipmunk was dead bc it was just lying there. Then it moved, and I saw its foot was caught in the clip thing. Took a bit for it to move again once I released it, but it did! Second video coming

I posted a new fic! Just a short bit of comedy in which Crowley encounters a rookie angel. Rated G. Just shy of 2k words. archiveofourown.org/works/71896346

My car is not safe to drive. The dealer says it will cost over $3k to fix. I'm waiting for them to email me the written estimate because they didn't hand it to me when I was there. Dad is looking for other mechanics. I am very sad.

Someone please remind me to read this thread when I have the spoons to do so. At the moment, I legit interpreted this like "well if you live in the UK, you'll have to age yourself" as if it's possible to get older at a faster rate than the actual passage of time ⏳👵

I wrote a 400-word bit of fluff. I mean, y'know, relatively fluffy. General audiences. No archive warnings apply. Just a reunion and a hug. Please enjoy. archiveofourown.org/works/64271251

I'm participating in #FandomTrumpsHate this year! I've never done it before, but given the state of... everything... it's one of the few ways I can make a difference. I think you can see what I'm offering here: fth2025offerings.dreamwidth.org/tag/username...

Reasons I'm still on Twitter, in no particular order: 1. The menswear guy 2. Senator Tammy Duckworth (she's my senator and I love her) 3. Satan 4. The Sesame Street characters And... yeah, pretty sure that's it.

I feel the need to confess that although I logically know the name of this place is a compound word, I occasionally misread it as something more like blue-ski instead of blue-sky. And I know it's wrong, but I also think "Bluskie" sounds way cuter.

Every time I find another Good Omens fan here, I hit "follow" and think "mine!" But in a friendly, non-possessive way (just pretend that makes sense). Except when it's somebody I recognize from another app, and then I get all excited because "YOU! YAY! HI, YOU!"