I remember when hitting "Download image" on a Google search result would download the image. Simpler times

Proper Sunday task today. Sometime in recent history, OneDrive expanded its empire to the git repos on my old home laptop, syncing well over 100k files within (mostly node_modules). Now, to make either laptop or cloud service usable again, I must unpick this mess. 😒

external monitor that adjusts to your brightness and white balance settings when you plug your laptop in.

If this team name hadn't won organically, I would have had to step in. @octopus.energy #SavingSessions is so back, baby 🔥

Sadiq, I thought you'd never ask

Bought a diffuser that smelt nice in the shop and is utterly repugnant now I've opened it. Devastating. Absolutely weekend-ruining stuff.

The Internet of things we were promised: fridge that does your shopping The IoT we got: dishwasher in my dms when it wants attention

No, I don't want AI to rewrite the messages my friends send me. Call me when it can put messages and memes in separate inboxes.

Save the cash, it's more fun on foot

Various firmware updated. Motion smoothing off. Mobile contract explained. Feet up, it's Christmas 🎄

Real ones know

Famously samey Spotify Song Radio just dropped two extraordinary left-field bangers on the post-function bus journey. Convinced it did it just because sober me won't believe it in the morning.

Having an induction hob has aged me by a decade. Simply because it has become a core hobby of mine. Not even cooking with it, just talking about it. Look!

Either someone in South London just lost a lovely party decoration, or the mobile networks have moved to a new guerilla tactic for out of home advertising

WHO is shopping in Holland and Barrett? What are you buying in there?

Having followed a few folks from Energy Twitter on here and not many others, I've accidentally curated a heat pump facts feed. Still an improvement on the other app...

Proud of: ✅ My DNS config ✅ Myself

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