Sad but true

Haha yes

Well, I give credit where credit is due. Rand Paul is correcto- mundo.

Savings tip of the day: Subway sandwich from Grubhub w/$2 tip - $15.46 Drive to Subway a mile away and pick it up myself w/coupon - $6.59

This

It must be exhausting being this dumb. How do these people even breathe?

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if this was true.

I say everything on this list multiple times a day.

This might be the greatest video ever.

Sick burn.

And MAGA will believe every word.

I had a feeling it would come to this, full-on Nazi Gestapo BS - Trump will revoke US citizenship from everyone he doesn't like and then send them to El Salvador. And nobody will stop this admin because everyone is scared shitless. This is not normal folks.

Hahahaha!!!

Love me some Onion

Wow, nice one Onion!

If I said every hour of every day for the next year that Joni Ernst can go fuck herself, it wouldn’t be often enough.

Republicans' new pitch for Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill: “Well, we all are going to die.”

GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”

“It’s a lot easier to destroy a thing than to build a thing.”

MAGA thinks that people on Medicaid get free drugs, booze, steak and lobster, Cadillacs and hookers. Party on!!

Just when I thought he couldn’t get any dumber.

“I would take a bullet for him” - WTH? Dumbest cult ever.

Yes, well said.

The Germans schooling a Nazi.

First he let us say Merry Christmas again, but now he wants to take the toys away.

100% correctamundo!

I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.

Tow the line? 🤣🤣🤣 Can anyone in that family spell? This is what happens when you don't read.

Aha, I knew it, a member of the clueless gang - whateverrrr!

MAGA: Don’t get your panties in a bunch.

MAGA: What’s an imbecile?

Poor Mike, he should have just kept slinging pillows.

"Food stamp eligibility will be determined only by combat in the BloodDome". 🤣🤣🤣

Haha, touché!

Every time I look at the news it just keeps getting worse. Never thought that it would get this bad.

Well there ya go, good advice!

Sad but true.

Yep, nailed it.

True, probably

Brilliant

Make this much lower please.

🤣🤣🤣 What would I do without the Onion?

JFC - stocks are down, Elon is in control of our money and government, DT is crazier than shit with his revenge tour - but yet his poll numbers keep going up? WTF???!!!!! This is what we want???

Yep

After all this BS, Trump's approval rating still about the same - but his approval rating soars with gen Z 🤷‍♂️

After listening to more drivel from the clowns and Nazis in the Trump admin I am so happy the Onion exists.

Haha - so clever!

This is so, so true.