In a way this remake feels like an attempt at transitioning Off from an RPGmaker game into an ‘indie RPG’. And it, frankly, fucking sucks at it.

Streets are saying A. V. will go straight to hell for this one. Streets are mostly right. #ShimejiSimulation #WelcomeToTheNHK

I have sixteen years to prepare myself for my final mission of becoming the world's wokest forty year old.

He is now pivoting towards some manosphere crap lol it's very funny how rightwing the sport of Strongman is in general

just keep fucking my girl bro idec anymore

The algorithm knows what I want I'll get that British etiquette coach guy while scrolling reels and all the comments will be like ‘it is urgent that you make an informative film about the proper etiquette to receive stimulation of the penis by a lady's feet with maple excrete as lubricant’ #TypeShi

Developing a profound, but in appearance subtle feeling of bitterness, resentment and upset only perceived by children and animals.

Learning about the world is a deeply upsetting experience in a way.

'Ohhhh the healthy discourse ohhhh the discourse' is the most pathetic concern trolling shit ever. ‘You're just as bad!!!’ Fuck off you wankstain.

It's dudes that ain't been shot before getting shot

I hit my head like really nastily two days ago and legit nothing happened just a bit of the skin hurt and then it went away.

Me and the crew just washed down the ten hour shift with ham and margarine sandwiches and a three litre bottle of Coca Cola

Sometimes I walk off things that'd probably hurt someone pretty badly and I develop a mild delusion that I'm just Superman

divorcee (singular) #Offgame

Celebrity gossip is the dumbest shit ever, I straight up refuse to engage in it.

back on my bullshit #offgame

On a tangently related topic: I don't get why people complain about hook grip being painful. Are the nerves in my thumbs just gigafucked or do I just have excellent pain tolerance?

I have to respect how basically everyone in the spaces I hang out in collectively kind of stopped taking Mitchell Hooper seriously. Just a lot of people collectively deciding yeah this dude ain't worth the time

My mom has me saved as 'My Donkey (Mi Burro)' on her phone

Screw eating ice vream suggestively I just stared at an anime girl suggestively eating a ramen block and seasoning packet

Someone at the gym sanded the knurling off the fucking barbells

Showing ankle would've worked on me #allimsaying

I have my youtube algorithm gamed to show me exclusively cute cats and powerlifting/olympic weightlifting videos but sometimes I click on a vgm video and stuff like this starts popping up

Yeah I get the British bro I made this bullshit and it's pretty good

Now I can't like my oomfs reposts in secret. Fuck you bluesky, snitch

need a girl to run her feet up and down my chest like that one gif help me god

big sis

LET'S DO THIS! I'M DANGEROUS!

あぎりさん

This app is mostly unbrowsable in public.

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'A. V. what's gotten into you?' I work for sixty hours a week give or take that alone would kinda turn you bitter and disagreeable but also the world just fucking sucks. More people ought to openly weep on the streets.

The combination of giving people decently good cameras and a medium through which they may spread those recordings / photos like wildfire has been one of the worst developments, maybe ever.

Just had the most delicious baked plantain of all time

Me too, Shijima. Me too

Hazard pay #art #illustration #shimejisimulation #シメジシミュレション

#シメジシミュレーション #shimejisimulation

my #shimejisimulation comic

flat circle #shimejisimulation

gaaoooo,, ggRRRAOOwww,,, #ShimejiSimulation

The TV is the enemy. Write that down on the chalkboard and underline it. Write it another hundred or so times. The TV is the enemy.

I forgot to shave for a week they're calling it carpetmogging y'all

The algorithm knows what I want I'll get that British etiquette coach guy while scrolling reels and all the comments will be like ‘it is urgent that you make an informative film about the proper etiquette to receive stimulation of the penis by a lady's feet with maple excrete as lubricant’ #TypeShi

If I don't fw you I will signal this by squeezing your hand really hard in a handshake when we say goodbye.

When the gym owner or coach isn't looking I do bicep curls in the squat rack

This dude unfriended me on Steam that's how you know they hate my ass. Wtf is next, Goodreads or Letterboxd? Uber eats?

One of these days one of my calluses is going to give up on me, and it's not going to be doing heavy double overhand deadlifts or painting or even doing home repair. It's going to be me doing some stupid shit like climbing a tree or catching a football

The Off remake OST is so bad bro I'm gonna be so real with you guys like actually kinda dogshit