Video games let us live out common power fantasies like carrying 20 swords and 200kg of food in a singular ergonomic backpack.

If she plays he cards right she’s in for a right good jobbying the night

Hazel’s just asked if I’m impressed by her “girthy boaby” (she meant to say “jobby”, which she shouted me through to witness). I sure am darling, I sure am 🍆💩

Kiss ma baws