Typos in all my skeets imagine if I gave a fuck

Spiraling about things that supposed to be fun should I kms

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When a hot guy turns around and start twerking I want to kms

A healthcare assassin blew a hole in my chest

This is our decision, to live fast and die young We've got the vision, now let's have some fun

Couldn’t think of an original skeet today to save my life

Calling yourself a sodomite is so nasty just kys

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Coworker asked if men can get pregnant

Remember that time I showed up with just panties under my blouson

I just know it’s 10mm thick, 1m long, star head color #e6ddda, 85 years old

Watashi wa stah

This quote being misattributed to Oscar Wilde is so homophobic

All kinks are valid

Has anybody tried playing Chappell Roan’s music backwards

How life feels when you drink a Fantasy Vibe Celsius with a packed lip and you’re commuting to Coney Island

Elphaba is so irritating talking about “if you care to find me” girl they are trying to KILL YOU

Them chemsex flashbacks be hitting me like

I think I’m big G, Elphaba Wicked work, hallelujah One nation, under Oz Real witches getting magic from the fucking start

Chopped jalapeños and touched my balls again

But Dahling I Love Him

Today I was told to write Xmas instead of Christmas to be more inclusive at work

Oppa dahling style

Hollywood Jesus Realistic Jesus Clothed Realistic Jesus Fat Max Gsus

What happened to Brooklyn? What happened to New York? What happened to my scene? What happened to punk rock?

Cindy Lee, you suck

Trying to get attention on this site

Wow, fantastic baby