So, if Arsenal had said to Vinai Venkatesham "go on over to Tottenham and create chaos, turn all the fans against the team, make it toxic and get Spurs relegated" what would he have done that is different from what he is doing now?

The rumour is Igor is gone. He failed because he didn’t have experience in the league and no link to the team. His apparent replacement is Adolf Hutter (!?!) Again with no experience in the league or connection to the team. The management of Spurs are incompetent idiots. Away to Lincoln ole.

This popped up on my feed today. An “article” on who should replace Igor Tudor. This is a sentence in it. “GIVEMESPORT asked ChatGPT who would be the best candidate for Spurs in their current situation” So, now you just advertise your stupidly and laziness? Ffs…enshitification indeed.

And there's the season done then. Time to turn it off and get on with my weekend and stop wasting time on this shitshow.

One swallow does not a summer make, but Tottenham showed some spark resilience and the semblance of a plan today. They could have snatched the win at the end too. Ricky can lead this team out of the relegation fight. Danso and Dragu were great. Grey and Sarr a real pair in mid. #coys

I am in the midst of a reno and I cannot tell you how much I loathe these effing renno shows on TV. Look, here we are knocking out a wall together. Don't show the carrying out of 5000lbs of debris by hand. Dont show struggling to get pipes out. But here's Debra to pick tile and arrange a pillow. Ffs

Why is my feed suddenly full of sports stuff of which I have no interest? Tennis, basketball, baseball, minor league hockey? What started this? Is it just me?

Timeline: Collapse Seems about right.

Has a manager ever been fired 20 minutes into a game? I remember Martin Jol got fired at half tine. Or maybe this is the San Siro again and DJed Spence turns into Garth Bale.

I wish the next interim Spurs manager comes in says “Hey lads I just spoke with the board. We are going Cortez on you players. Like Cortez burning his boats so there was no way to retreat, no Spurs players are getting sold if we get relegated. We’ll hold you to your contracts. Motivated now?” #COYS

Peak Chevy would be him trading Shein and Stanley tommorow and then the Jets go on a ten game win streak and get into a playoff spot.

This is what writing a book looks like. There is a joy and pain to this process. There is nothing like having it all fall together, when those holes are plugged and those problems resolved. Typing some prompt into an AI program is just soulless laziness. Why would you even bother?

A lot of people laughing at Tottenham. Fair. But they are a warning. This type of equity ownership like ENIC...maximizing revenue and not giving a toss about winning will become more and more prevalent. Spurs are the first zombie EPL club. The NFL, NBA and MLB are seeing this already. EPL is next.

Tottenham are dreadful. No fight no ideas no balls. Xavi is what? maybe ship him back to SvD Wiesbaden. And if Van Der Ven thinks he's going to swan off to Real Madrid after that half he's delusional. Now, I need to find when I can watch championship games next year. #enicout

The worst thing about this relegation battle is should they avoid it…. And I am not sure they will…. Tottenham’s owners will just shrug and carry on. Unless they sell up, Spurs will be in the same spot a year from now. THEY are the problem. Enough. #enicout #lewisout

I was just getting over my sports enabled rage, when I saw a picture of Eze swanning around and I am right back there.

Tottenham's owners /board should be embarrassed too. This team and the situation they have created is beyond unacceptable. They are rent seeking parasites intent only in strip mining the team for their personal enrichment and shareholder revenue. Sadly, I think more teams will become like this.

I will be rooting for Man City for the rest of the season. These diving, cheating pathetic weasels deserve to choke again.

If you are Arsenal fan you should be embarrassed

So first half of igorball Spence, Drugusin, Bissouma Great Grey, Muani Sarr, pahlina, good Vdv, Xavi, Gallagher poor Vicario scary/great. Come on you Spurs!

Peak Tottenham would be hiring an interim coach because Poch is coming back in the summer and then Poch going to Real Madrid instead.

Tottenham 's new coach.

I love editing. It is like you have slapped all the first draft into a rough lump..now it is the fine carving, the crafting of the elegant or cutting phrase, the sanding of the rough edge and the polishing of the hidden gem. It's also realizing you can't spell and that you tell a lot more than show.

Tottenham owners are incompetent buffoons. Should have fired Frank months ago. Now they are in a bind. Hire an interim to try and keep the team in the premier league and then bring in Poch? Who would want to do that? So they need to bring in someone permanent and then lose Poch. Gong show!

Next years derby matches for Tottenham should be fun… no NLD but some interesting trips to QPR, Millwall and Charlton.

Tottenham are getting relegated and they effing deserve it.

Just watched The Fabulous Baker Boys last night…. Very 80s with that Dave Grusin jazz score but what a brilliant,sexy film it is. Simple story told well, with great performances by both the Bridges and Pfeiffer. You could teach that in film writing class.

More and more teams will end up like Tottenham. Storied and once great teams bought up by billionaires and hedge funds who don’t know a thing about running a football team except to strip mine profits and exploit fans until there is nothing left. Spurs are not a joke, they are a warning.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

I really need this sportsnet colour commentary to say "secondary scoring" ONE MORE TIME!

Spare some sympathy as I am a fan of both the Winnipeg Jets and Tottenham Hotspur. Both wear navy blue and white. Both occasionally dazzle and both have famous and exciting players. But both are consistently let down by feckless cheap owners who never fail to miss an opportunity to move forward.

How the eff does Chevy still have a job? You take the #njljets, the best team in the league, make a bunch of changes and they become the oldest, slowest and worst team in the NHL. Insane, but typical of this org.

If anyone is looking for a definition of irony, you could do worse than the fact that Amazon owner Bezos just shut down the book section of WaPo.

I guess this is what happens when you let investment bankers run a football club.

The British do have a knack for understatement. For example, when it was reported that Melania the documentary had opened in 28 theatres in the Uk and sold just 3 tickets… that’s three total… the cinema chain owner admitted sales “were a little soft.”

A few #Nhljets look like they don’t want to get hurt before the Olympics.

All Tottenham fans this morning...

I think the thing that pissed me off so much today with Thomas Frank was that at the end of the first half and then around 70 minutes he is telling everyone to calm down… he should have been screaming at them to get moving. Tottenham need to fire him tonight.

These #nhljets are a mystery…suck for half the season now look like the team from last year. Half a season to sneak back into a wildcard spot. Toews is suddenly looking like the player he was supposed to be. And Logan fricken Stanley?

BREAKING NEWS: Conor Gallagher injured in first training session at Spurs. Doctors expect him to be out until mid June.

It’s weird, but I always want to read the book before I see the movie, but never the other way round.

Mark Twain once said history doesn’t repeat. But it does rhyme. I notice that Greenland rhymes with Sudetenland.

Hour three at urgent care here in Manitoba. Not seeing a lot of urgency tbh.

Jets getting a little rub of the green for once and now have back to back wins. It may be too late at this point but game by game and who knows.

So Thomas Frank is still Tottenham Manger after just 2 wins in 13. Apparently, management want to stick with him like the gooners stayed with Arteta. Maybe the issue is Vinai Venkatesham can't fire people.

Aston Villa are embarrassing with all their rolling around. Pathetic.

Surely surely surely this is the last game from Frank. If he isn’t fired after this, Tottenham are clearly screwed.

These silver helmets the LAKings are wearing makes them look like The Emperor Ming's evil sidekicks on Flash Gordon.

Apropos of nothing …just a song I like youtu.be/22HTp8X3gN8

What the #nhljets need to do: trade everyone except, Scheiflele,Morrissey, Connor, Hellebuyck, Stanley and Barron. Everyone else can go. What the Jets will do: