🐧It is time... for a 🐧 FUMO GIVEAWAY 🐧 I am giving away a Nue fumo and two lanyards from @colorfulkitten.bsky.social on this platform. Both lanyards showcase the characters from every game with Nue! To enter, all you need to do is repost this post! I will draw the winner on March 7th.

225lbs banded because I’m bored

It scarred

That’s it I’m taking applications and resumes for Valentine’s Day

heavy is the hand that jorks the it

IQ test came back negative

My dieting habits are unhinged. I’m up in the morning conducting psychotic lifter alchemy and eating straight cheese when most people are asleep. I only see food as numbers and those numbers are of protein and caloric intake. Why do I do this? To look like a Jojo character several months from now.

Just stole an NFT

I am stuck listening to the Teto Tetris song

Dark Souls literally ended with a duel between two random homeless nobodies fighting over a can of paint

One time my bros and I couldn’t remember what a series of 3 was called and the only one who was able to remember it pronounced it “tri-olo-gy” and I think about that moment a lot

My hair is now long enough to where I can twirl it if I’m talking to someone I think is cute

The Touhou of the day is... Kasen Ibaraki!!! #2hu #Touhou #Kasen

fucked up cat at the door. would you let her in?? #東方Project

Touhou songs have the weirdest names I could think of. What the fuck is an “Eastern Mystical Love Consultation?”

Let this day mark the time I was defeated by a can of beans and bled profusely for roughly 3 hours

One thing almost nobody knows about me is that I have a vendetta against Popeyes chicken because I’m like 90% sure they haven’t gotten a correct order since 2017

Update: It’s aight

‼️Conducting an experiment‼️ I will drink an entire bottle of bone broth as a meal replacement and see how much I hate my life afterwards

Last night I had spent approximately 50 minutes telling my friends I will send them to the streets of Brampton if they misbehave

I’ll say it here too: if anyone wants help or advice with weight management or strength and conditioning, just DM me and I’ll tell you what I know/do

The masculine urge to take an oomfie and train them for a year straight like Piccolo and Gohan

Certified boyfailure arc?

- Human, I'm really concerned about your math skills, seriously, what the hell is that? And what's wrong with your handwriting?

I have got to get more normaler

Mami Tomoe and the rainy day café ☕️ #PMMM #MadokaMagica #Kyubey

Today I have been labeled as a “bad lesbian” :c

One of my core memories is my friend John getting drunk and yelling at the GTA casino horses

The only Touhou character my brother can name is Chen. It’s all because of how much he likes her honking in Lethal Company

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

WHY DOES FREE FOOD ONLY EVER COME WHEN IM CUTTING LIKE WHO ARE MY GANGSTALKERS TRYING TO SABOTAGE ME

The fact that Seiga, Tsukasa, and Joon are some of my favorites is a clear indicator that I just like toxic women

The call popping off to me finishing Dark Souls deathless Volume warning

I will die on the hill that Hecatia is 5’2” MAX

This is called “advertising,” chat

Mami Tomoe Reverse Grip Benching 225lbs

Dry scooping creatine really does satisfy the urge to eat chalk

Bocchi in trouble #BocchiTheRock #Bocchi_The_Rock #ぼっち・ざ・ろっく

The masculine urge to grow out my hair and start Super17maxxing

Twitter is so cooked dude...

Shou Toramaru benching 185 for reps #touhou #touhouproject #東方project #cosplay #touhoucosplay #crossplay

Chen accidentally attacked someone in the open so Ran sent her outside to her Chen House #東方Project

✨ miku miku BEAAAAM!! ✨ #mikuexpo #hatsunemiku #vocaloid

Streetwear Ran #東方Project

Bringing back Sakuya benching 250 for reps

Things that make my chest sore: 4 different benches in 1 day: ❌ Getting tased: ✅

Legalize Baja Blast

Oh, to be a monogamously slutty house husband and cook for the homies in my free time

Sometimes I need to make a morning concoction with coffee and creatine which I dub as “Psychotic Lifter Alchemy”