Me: *literally laying in bed, perfectly safe and Fine* Also me, for some reason: i feel like im going insane.... somethings Not Right... is... is Any of this Real???

I need to marry someone who's willing to take the hit on a family insurance plan so that i can go back to working part time 😭💔

Me: ive never seen that word in my life what does that even mean Also me: *looks back at a convo from a year ago to see not only have i seen the word before, but i /used/ it.... and knew what it meant!* #mymindisrazorsharp #irememberAllThings.

I am glad to finally know what's up with my brain but i Will miss the whimsy of us unknowingly posting online about our system our entire life in the most comedically oblivious way possible Like damn wdym I'm not gonna go back n see i said "ik im aroace fs... but WOMEN..... 🫣" at random anymore...

Im afraid to ask why this massage chair im sitting in has a "rollers erecting between ur asscheeks" function included in a back massage but its starting to REALLY want in and i'm not sure i can agree to let it.

The concept of being asked to show up early to your doctors appointment only for the doctor to finally see you 30mins+ after the actual start time

I feel like im developing too fast this year like are we sure all these changes can be made in mere days/weeks/months 😭😭⁉️ like holy molee im doing so much *sweats*

Now that I know theres a feral slutty bisexual man running around my brain who has been writing my fanfiction with me... I *do* fear what he'll write next,,,, 😭😭 He doesnt have the same shy fears as me. Which means things I wouldve talked myself out of writing before... he will write happily! 😭😭😭

I switched therapists after finding out i was a system/plural and the new therapist is honestly helping sm by just like. Being so normal/encouraging/understanding abt everything. Its such a relief to Actually be able to tell her everything I want to about it & not feel worried she doesnt believe me

Has anyone considered petting me while encouraging me to write? This may work.

I accidentally picked up ONE spam caller last week and now a bunch of diff numbers wont stop calling me like FREE ME!!!!

Why is there toxic enemies to lovers yaoi taking place IN MY actual brain like why are Literal parts of me going down the "you wanna f*ck me so bad it makes u look stupid" route with each other and why do *i* have to blush about it.

Just looked in the mirror and if i start doing squats its over for everyone. Be aware.

Everyday i must grapple with the fact i am so gay 💔

My PSA is that if u have adhd and have a bunch of random pains and symptoms still affecting ur QoL pls looking into BVD and prism glasses even if u already have glasses. Eye doctors do not normally check for this in routine exams so it WILL be missed and my prism have alr helped me sm...

Switch therapists and am so excited knowing my therapy appt will Actually be the day we scheduled it for and its *only* 7d after my last appt 😭😭 yay consistency!!

Life just kinda makes more sense when u realize its possible to be like 15 wounded puppies in a human-shaped trench coat. However, it Also becomes more embarrassing to read your own writing, as u find out those same puppies have been running across the pages all along.

How fortunate we are to exist on a planet where there are people and things worth caring about. Though the days are long and the times uncertain, amidst it all *Are* the diamonds in the rough - the things worth living and fighting for. And for that I will wake up with gratefulness in my heart.

I'm not allowed to make any big decisions after being sedated. On that note, would anyone like to get married to me rn today immediately??? 🫣

Soon enough i'll stop noticing it but Wow having increased depth perception in my eye that struggles with it is so crazy bc Why is everything so much shorter and further away than ive always thought!! 😭😭 but it looks so Right that i cant even claim the glasses are wrong. Like Man.....

Im so used to wearing blue light glasses i was about to take my new Actual glasses off as soon as i left my pc to go walk around. Like omg no girl we need those to see 😭😭😭 put them back on.

My depth perception actually feels like it might be real bad in some areas.... Turning my car into tight spaces is so easy now that I can see how far away they actually are nd how much room there rly is. How have i been driving all these years 😭😭

I finally have glasses and im here to announce i am SO tall wtheck 😭😭😭 wdym my depth perception was this off like why does it feel like im wearing VR goggles and moonwalking..... the world is so short.... 😭😭

is anyone hungry for some succubus Kazuha... because i think he's pretty hungry too... maybe someone should try feeding him!! 😋😘

And if i said i just received the cutest gift ever (extremely beautiful succubus kazuha 🥹)

I rebuke the concept of bedtime.

And if i said i wanted to draw more hkz/kzh smut...

If youre like me and have light and sound sensitivity.... dont forget u can just like. Wear earplugs whenever u want. And eye protection. Whenever u want! 😭😭😭 Just sitting around? Doing nothing? Pop them on and feel inner peace!! God its so nice. 😭

Oh.

I love that u can just like. Passively improve at art. Every time i come back after months of not drawing, I've somehow downloaded an increase in knowledge and skill and can just Do Things that i couldn't before. And then I proceed to not draw again for another half-year.

New Succubus Kazuha art in this economy ⁉️⁉️ 🔞 NSFW #heikazu #kazuhei 🔞

I'm so out of it today my brain is like sitting on the sidewalk somewhere getting rained on and inching toward the sewer meanwhile my body is supposedly working but it's definitely not doing that at all

12 y/o me's response to getting hacked by my friend, having all my valuable items stolen, and then blocked and ghosted by them:

My eyebrows are SO long and thick what if i just. Trimmed them.

Excitement is gonna make this the longest week of my life like im gonna be bouncing off the walls and going to bed early just to make time tick faster 😭😭

My friend put me on a default search engine that doesnt sell all ur data or have AI responses everywhere and i honestly already forgot the AI answers are in fact plaguing google 😭😭😭 seeing them now is so jarring bc WHY are those there.

Guess who IS in fact getting glasses??? 😝😝😝 I cant wait im so excited to finally be able to See without all this pain and discomfort involved 😭😭

Writing smut would heal me.

Cute girl who shyly wants to be kissed by other girls vs cocky slutty bi man that just as boldly declares he wants to top as he does bottom. Who will get dommed and railed by a beautiful woman first.

My phone is lucky i have no storage bc of i did, i'd be playing 18 diff mobile gachas rn just to get some dopamine

Brain itchy. Why brain itchy?

I completely forgot that hkz art i was working on 2wks ago exists. 😭 Manifest i return to it!!

Sometimes i get the urge to get a second job just so i cant to interact w more people in a less Businessy Way but i barely have enough energy for the job i have *now* so 😭😭

I am sleepily dopamine seeking today and nothing i do is curing my deficiency. Release me!!!

If i work 4 ten hour shifts per week i could consistently take 1 day of pto a week while never running out of pto. Worth?????

When i first took in my cat i accidentally kicked him at night once bc he was sitting in front of a door and he ran and hid from me (devastating). Nowadays he wont even move out of the way or tuck his tail or even REMOTELY avoid my feet 😭😭 like he trusts me TOO much. What if i tripped!! 😒

Back in my day when i couldn't sleep i would just suffocate myself. We needa bring this back!!!

Can anyone even rmbr anything fr. Like sometimes i do think its possibly my memory is concerningly bad. But also.... WHO is remembering MORE than me?? 🤨🤨 like surely ppl cant just like recall what they did this week without stretching all their neurons and immediately wanting to give up

Nvidia's hard-on for AI is exactly why I decided to go AMD for my current pc. Like u can't completely avoid it anywhere atp but at the very least I wanted to avoid giving nvidia any more of my money and time bc what are they even doing bro 😭

Kid me was so dedicated to not making any trouble for anyone that when i hit my head so hard i lost consciousness, chipped my tooth, and felt like a million knives were stabbing my face, i proceeded to power thru the rest of my day and not mention that i felt awful until i couldnt hide it anymore