Hope Baumanns laughing his tits off

Nail man is a fucking twat.

Fuck off Argentina. There’s only one 1893 team #VfB

And what really fucks me off? English telly comms are praising that hamster faced twat for subbing on Undav. Fucks sake . Like praising the arsonist for showing up to the fire he started with a fucking bucket of water. #VfB

Nagelsmann doesn’t deserve Undav. The end. #VfB

#VfB We go again

Nice.

We go again #VfB

Watching regular RTL because I’ll be fucked if I’m paying for +/HD its like watching the bastard under water. SD is for chumps and Schwabian/English tight arses like moi #USAGER

I’ve always said wars should be fought through football instead of armies. Get that up ye Donny!

For anyone that cares #VfB Re-no PayPal by DK extension

Oil money always wins.

The ways this games going there’s going to be more injury time than minutes in the half. Fucking tarts. Bodies everywhere and football has become a non contact sport again. Yeah. I realise I sound as old as I am. Wankers.

I’m English. I’m a born Arsenal fan. I stand by this… English clubs should either knock it off with tifos. Or try considerably harder. I’d prefer the former as it’s just not “us” #VfB #AFC

Nice. No PayPal. And €25 for the hybrid card. Ffs #VfB

Borna sosa winning his 3 cup and contributing fuck all. You love to see it. #VfB Kind of like me at work.

Cheers for the good times Alex. It was emotional. All the best for the future. #VfB

Shame. But you can’t give Kane 3 fucking attempts like that. Still it was a cracking season. Good night. And enjoy the break #VfB

If we don’t make any changes this game has gone. Come on seb. I trust the Hoeneß. #VfB

One goal and a bit of pyro and this games gone to shit. Come on lads don’t give up!! #VfB

Can’t give harry Kane that much free space in front of goal. That is why we needed a near perfect game. One time we don’t watch out, and there it is. Come on lads don't give up Let’s for once turn this bastard around #VfB

Decent half.Started well and faded towards the end(which is understandable in this weather) We can’t give these fuckers *anything* though.And I hope the ref doesn’t break to their constant pissing and whingeing for every foul to be a yellow. We’ve got this.Keep our cool and we’ve a decent chance.

Good luck #VfB and all the fans thereof Going to be tough. But I hope there’s a level of enjoyment for us. We’ve come far in the last 10 years and we shouldn’t forget that. But we’ve earned this where we are. Let’s do this. See you all on the other side. Much love😘

Small critique from a great season…. However I’m going to say it. I’m fully intergrated into the #VfB family. Member. Season ticket holder. My kids are members (from birth) I’m not a “alles Fahrer” (the wife would boot me) I’m a homer. I get to most home games. Bundesliga/pokal/europe. However…..

Just told the kids I’ll be fucked if I’m buying them a nagelsmann playmobil man. Undav Mittelstadt (the irony) Stiller And I’ll allow Woltemade. The rest? Ain’t coming in this house. Soz kids. Daddy’s a petty man #VfB #DFB www.playmobil.com/de-de/web-sh...

Man I love how the #DFB are drip, dripping the release of their players who make the initial squad for the World Cup. THIS IS EXCITING!!** ** written in massive stupid irony sarcastic font #VfB

2 good goals. But you can’t give the attacking players that much time with no pressure.Not at this level. To be fair though Villa were ruthless in their punishment. This’ll be us if we do the same against Bayern at the weekend.You have to play to your highest standards and give them nothing #VfB

Sky interviewing the most important man of the moment #VfB Anyway. The dogs need a walk. Soak it up VfB fans. This isn’t “selbstverständlich” stuuuuuuuuuttttttttgart international!!!!!!

And much love to all #VfB fans. You’ve been awesome this season. Home and away. A force to be reckoned with. World class support.

Disappointing end to the game. Though goal achieved for the season. Well played lads. And without being a misery arse we dropped far too many “easy” points this season. We could achieve more. We’re not at our limit. And that bodes well for the next season. #VfB All in. A quality season.

Handball rules in the Bundesliga are fucking shitty. #VfB 2 poxy goals to concede imo. We deserved more here. But more importantly it puts a big fucking dent in my “we need a perfect game against those cunts from Bayern to have a chance at the cup” theory.

That’s not a fucking penalty. Jesus. #VfB Come on Nubel.

Fuck off

Cheers HSV.

Nübel on a one man mission “to make things exciting” here Sort it out son. #VfB

Fuck me. Thought that was in. #VfB Come on lads.

Come on lads. See this one out. That was a cheap goal to concede. But fuck it. Get over it and see the job out please #VfB

Fucks sake. I wanted to watch the conference for the last 15 minutes too. #VfB

Man that’s cheap. Fix it #VfB

Chema too tbh. He’s been today the player that was threatening to keep Karazor on the bench. He just needs to keep at it. He definitely has the quality to do so #VfB

Nartey has been top quality today. Happy for the lad #VfB Lovely to watch his development.

When it goes #VfB way? Life’s fucking good man.

Frankfurt fans shooting pyro onto pitch when their own team is attacking. Thick as pigshit those lads #VfB

Long way to go I know. But those stupid points we dropped…… #VfB

2 good corners in a row? Then a goal? #VfB

DK +€55 for the season. Well I suppose that’s in line with literally everything in the world. Suppose I have 55 reasons already to moan and set my expectations even higher for the next season then #VfB ??? 🤝😅

Ah man. It would break my heart if Wolfsburg got relegated next weekend* #VfB

Great day out that. Forza #VfB