Starfleet Academy (2026-)

Phew. Was worried we wouldn’t be getting a regeneration episode this Christmas www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Barbour Jackets Michael Portillo’s Great British Railway Journeys Slicing toast diagonally Crufts

It’s this emboldenment that worries me. Just seen this carful of lads lining the lampposts with flags, car tooting as they pass. Social media and exaggerated reporting makes them think they can do what they wouldn’t have 10 years ago.

My rescue could get messy.

🎼 There she goes, there she goes again… 🎼 💙

What's the lowest profile British comedy film you've seen in an actual cinema? Or any genre. Extra points if it's no longer available on any streaming platform. I saw Gladiatress, the Smack The Pony film. You didn't know that even existed? Well, quite. timworthington.org/2021/08/31/l...

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@philbrougham.bsky.social some Rock and metal starter packs for you! go.bsky.app/Txmg5n

And it's LIVE! 💙 We're in the free school for our Christmas market, pop along for cake & Everton related items. UTFT 💙

Northern Rail are just a total embarrassment aren’t they? Christmas festivities, a Manchester derby and massive Paul McCartney gig and this is the service from a MCR suburb to town tomorrow. I’d love to travel sustainably but…. They shame our region @andyburnham.bsky.social

Now we’re are here it turns out the closest any portrayal of a dystopian future has come to being accurate is the 1996 Christmas special of Only Fools and Horses.

Photos from Planet Rock's 25th Birthday Bash, featuring Black Star Riders, The Answer and Dan Byrne 🤘

I just need a starter pack for good old fashioned English shithousery accounts and I’ll have pretty much unpacked everything after moving over from the eX’s.

Keys and Grey waiting intently by a phone in Abu Dhabi today.

I love the way Bluesky has become the AFC Wimbledon of socials

Might watch Threads again for a more positive outlook

What about by fax? But seriously this is a shithouse cost saving move.

Working my gym routine the way Jim Kirk worked the Kobayashi Maru

If J.J Abrams or whoever had only watched the last three ‘comeback’ episodes of Only Fools and Horses, some of the worse mistakes of the Star Wars sequel trilogy could have been avoided. In this essay I will…

All week it’s been “isn’t Bluesky lovely”, but pop into the Everton feed on a Saturday afternoon and I’m back on the darkest of webs.