Yazio, I don't need you to gamify my calories intake, I just tryna count what I eat

He's been a bad dog

Wanted to tease friends with pits but ended up taking a half decent pic of my bicep, workout has been paying off 🥰

Be proud of me, I made a phone call for a medical appointment 🫠

He just wanna sniff your bulge and be your sweatrag, help him out 😤

No I'm trying not to fuck my shoulder/collarbone even further stop it 😩

If my body could stop having joints pain every couple of weeks that'd be great, I just tryna get bigger bro 😭

Tall ass incoming

Me too train but I keep going, so should you

My useless superpower right now is to transform a cup of tea into a gallon of piss, fucking hell I got up a dozen of times

Yup that sums it up

Don't be so passive aggressive jeez

Looks like he's bringing some fresh meat One of several alts from my Patreon

I'm just a big guy, in a small plane

On my way to bench my twunks

Still on your bed but collared now

Me *checks out* Hotel clerk : thank you have a good flight! Me: you too! ...

I need someone on my laps and riding the life outta me asap 😤

Dear Spotify, I do not want to chat with the friend who just sent me a song to listen to, you are not a messaging app.

I need a s̶n̶i̶f̶f̶e̶r̶ spotter when working out

One thing Brexit stole from France is the Mark and Spencer stores here, I miss them 😩

Vicar Amelia, in my Silent Hill game? Yes.

Who said no dog on the bed

Lazy morning bulge (Yes it's a mess)

Nothing beats a full English up North and a big castle

Vitamin PP...

Should I play nap roulette on currently 2 hours of sleep last night

Help my hubby print a cool wolf mask please!! 🙏

#fursuitfriday and #fcf on the same day? In this economy? Also come sniff my balls and pits, then let's make out so I can taste myself on your tongue 😏

My right pec hurt, is this karmic retribution? @tolf.dog 😩

The best collaboration between Germany and Japan in the last 80 years

I was afraid to bring tank tops in Japan coz I thought they couldn't handle my pits but the weather is worse than than Florida,and everyone is pits flashing anyway 😤

Streets and alleyways: Japan

Endless overwhelming stimulation

Emperor Meiji was such a goat

Save me I have entered a Don Quijote

Should I give natto another try? (No)

Wardrobe malfunction strikes again

Going to Tokyo tonight for 4 days, gimme suggestions of things to do 👀

Pulled my back during my workout and I fly to Tokyo tonight Send help

Leg day, man

Tall idiot is drunk on your sofa, what do you do? (That's how you got wine on your suit)

The "incident", Megaplex 2025

Had my fursuit for a week Spilled wine on it Tall idiot

My missions for NFC: - get hot - get a poncho for the cold days

The chonky squirrels of Mexico

I need to get into the mindset that even a small or partial workout during a layover is NOT a setback, it all accounts for progress.

Finally a menu for me

Fuck this, dick on main

Pondering making a separate AD for the suit or posting dick on main with the suit 🤔 (I'm lazy)