OK, so iffen I brings a teeny tiny leaf in de house, Mom goes mad and mutters about me messing the house up. And now she done dis! Pfftt..a whole tree! Double standards, pals, double standards 🙄🤨🎄

Pals, at dis time of year remember to 💩 in a pile of the autumn 🍂. It's harder to find and tests your hoomans problem solving and observation skills. Also, chase squirrels into thick bushes to test human stamina and increase their step count. Enrichment is impawtant *nods* Follow me for more tips 💥

@skylabear.bsky.social Yoohoo! Itz me 😘😘

Sleeping on the job? How very dare you! 😤 There is something under the wardrobe (potentially zombie related), and this is bestest surveillance pawsition Go back to your tippy tappy lappytoppy Mom, and leave me to dis impawtant work 😴 And yes, I saw you just put the sleep emoji on this post 🤨😡

Weekends are muchly bizy. Peoples comings and goings all the time. I haz to be on constants alerts. Itz zorsting work and I may need a snooze later 🧐🧐

Loving Bluesky so far and finding my pals, old and new 🥰 In other news, I haven't seen a TEMU ad in days. Getting withdrawal symptoms #Not 💥😏

@katiefromsocal.bsky.social happsy gotcha day Allegra 🎉🐾😻🥳

#ThrowbackThursday to some quite productive negotiations over exchange of toy for gravy bones. The initial offer woz 1, I made a counter offer of 3. At this point we woz still talking terms

Happy #worldkindnessday efferyone 🥰🥰

I am doing sum finking. Finking iz muchly hard work. Concentrating takes a lot of effort and sumtimes I closes my eyes just to focus. Yes, datz definably wot I iz doing here 🙈😴🤭

Leftover roast chicken, you say. I am here to claim RCT (roast chicken tax) Payment must be made today, but yoo can eiffer pay in full or in instalments... I am, after all, nuffink of not reasonable 🍗💷😋

There is a squizzer around here sumwheres..I just knowz dere iz 😤🧐🐿

Not frightened of fireworks but if Mom shakes a bin liner to put it in the bin, I head for the hills 😱😱 and then bring her my ball to get her to stop 😂

#WorldKindnessDay #BARK Feels like the world needs this more than ever right now 🥰

No Mom..nuffink to see here..just me and my giraffe doing sum contemplating on the stairs...as you were 🤨🦒☺️

Anyone else bothered by constant paparazzi intrusions? If you duznt mind, I'm trying to catch some 💤 wiv giraffe..pffft 🙄🙄😤

@seeley15.bsky.social Seeley! Seeley! You iz here *duz happy dance*🥰😍🤩😘🤗

@patnarth.bsky.social oh my paws...my bestie iz here...woohoo..luffs you pal 😘

I wouldn't want you to fink I iz sleeping..nope, I iz hafing deep forts about muchly impawtant matters..definably that 🤭🤭😴😴

@troyellie.bsky.social is here! Troy iz my very handsums boyfriend. Ellie is his sister.. please give them a follow. Demz luffy *nods wisely*

New carpets at Wigglebutt Manor. I woz not consulted on dis in advance, and it iz gonna take ages to get them to smell of Eau de Lola again *indignant ears* 😤😤

#ZSHQ zombie alert ⚠️ 📢 I'm undertaking close surveillance and will repawt back 🪖🫡

@caroleandfred.bsky.social Hi friends, so glad you iz here 🥰🥰

Currently taking applications for rehoming from caring potential pawrents who will not cook sossiges for tea and neglect to cook some for me 😤😤😡😡🤬🤬😫 Yes friends, dis acshully happened despite dis face 🥹 #Fuming

🚨 Impawtant Announceyment 🚨 Judge Wigglebutt's jurisdiction also extends to BlueSky so I iz able to pronounce (favourably) on false accusations of mischief and shenanigans shud my services be needed

They forgot to mention 9. botty burps in your face *sniggers* 🫢 🫢🌬️😈

Hello! It's me, Lola Wigglebutt. Checking out Blue-sky and looking for all my friends 🧐🧐🥰🥰