They’re gonna trade JP.

I’m going to crash out if it’s JP.

Very funny thing to say after you forget two separate promo’s in one show.

Both of these men are leaps and bounds ahead of Yeet boy And it is malpractice that neither is in the match on Saturday.

Stephanie Vaquer is just outrageous.

ROXXY GOT A WIN WITH THE POP ROX AND NOT A SURPRISE ROLL UP LETS GO

LA Knight wouldn’t have forgotten his line

I know every fanbase does it but I would really appreciate it if Dolphins fans stopped trying to play gotcha on a weekly basis. The Cleveland game just happened a week ago. Yesterday was fun. Don’t be a slut and make this team actually prove they love us before you hop back in bed.

Pain

It’s going to be so funny when they scrap the 6th OL thing for Julian Hill

I forgot Zach Wilson wears 0. God I hate him.

Man I’m so glad you left the vets out there to try and preserve this non-shut out

WHY IN THE FUCK IS MINKAH OUT THERE JESUS CHRIST YOU NERD JUST LET YOUR VETS REST.

I’m sure they want to get a sack but you should probably pull the pass rushers.

Dog why is Judon’s old ass not out there right now?

The one player we couldn’t afford to lose just got carted off.

Punished Tua has arrived

Minkah has one tackle every game that scares the hell out of me

Tua is about to be so obnoxious after the game

The 4 Horsemen of ruining the Dolphins franchise

There’s going to be so many annoying “for all you doubters” posts that will conveniently forget about last week.

I just hit the saddest Waddle of my life

It was such an obvious win

Who knew that Storm Duck was the missing piece for this defense.

Dude might be onto something here.

What in the hell was Harlan talking about with Jonah? Dude got walked into Tua’s lap lol

I had so much fun watching Mendoza and Simpson this weekend :(

Alright that was a sick play by the munchkin

I really need Tua to do some Tua shit. This plus beating the Ravens is going to devastate me.

Lifetime contract. Best player I’ve ever seen. Zach Thomas blushes while watching Jordyn Brooks play football.

You shoved it down the Falcons throat and then just go straight back to dumb passes leading to obvious “blitz the shit out of Tua” downs.

Dude just run the fucking ball again holy shit how does he never learn?

Jordyn Brooks is such a perfect “you don’t watch the film” player.

I just want a QB that can step into a throw.

Alright dude you had one good drive of playcalling you don’t need to do a screen past to an injured FB.

OG at KOR is disgusting.

Zach Seiler making TFL’s on 3rd down? Oh fuck yea we’re for sure going 7-10.

Using JP as a spy against Kirk Cousins feels like elder abuse.

Blind Tua basically plays like daredevil

Yup it’s gonna be one of those games.

If this team had Ollie Gordon 2 years ago we would have won the Super Bowl.

For the first time all season, I’ve seen a good Dolphins stat! 11/15 on 3rd and short!

It only took 4 years, but Miami finally used an additional OL.

Jaylen Wright looks so small in the 5. I miss real RB numbers.

It would be so funny if the defense suddenly became good the moment I gave up on the team. Gotta give them credit, came out with some real bad ass energy. Too bad we have a Samoan lawn gnome at QB.

Oh no it’s Kevin Harlan! Kevin I love you but please not today.

I will curse the city of Atlanta for decades to come if they fuck this up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIHATETHISTEAMHAHAHAHAHAHA

my god the Chainsaw Man movie is perfect. Great job of keeping the emotional tone from s1 while leaning into the crazy color and humor. This is when the series starts to roll and I’m so glad it got the adaptation it deserved.