got my covid and flu shot today, in the same arm, just like a centimeter apart, and my arm is going to fall the fuck off tomorrow

Me when the second episode of Welcome to Derry makes a The Thin Man reference

took Jack at what I thought was a well-timed walk to see some trick or treaters but weren't really any out, and then 3 that i did see were wearing the same Buc-ee's outfit? which really just looked like pajamas with a hood so i have no idea what was going on there

Good point good point

was the narrator in Cask of Amontillado the first Jigsaw killer

new animal crossing update being like "here's a completely empty island with no houses, no villagers, no shops, that you can just terraform to your heart's desire!" lmao this series is cooked bro, pack it up pack it in

Reminder that they're paying Campbell properly only after the studio disgustingly fired Melissa Barrera over her statements against genocide, which then led to Jenna Ortega quitting the franchise, so they were out their two leads.

You either die the hero, or live long enough to become the villain, or then keep living long enough that other, worse villains appear and suddenly make you, Barnes and Noble, look like the scrappy hero up against the ropes

0 for 2 on zach cregger's work to me. Maybe Miss March is the secret masterpiece but I'll probably never know

Bro, listen to the soundtrack, the tuba's come out and is playing under your actions, it's over for you

watched the first episode of Welcome to derry and lmaooooo it seems so fucking dumb but give me that SLOP baby I gotta know where it goessss

Becoming an AI nostalgia accelerationist. Remember two years ago when the videos and images wwre fucked and kinda scary. Wish we could retvrn

put that i was going to be on vacation on my work calendar and my boss started asking about it and then jokingly tossed out "you visiting a company? you're interviewing aren't you?" and i wasn't able to keep it together so uh whoops

now you may be wondering: why did these louvre thieves take some jewels, but leave priceless works like the mona lisa untouched? well there's a simple answer for that: youtu.be/0D3NN6M_DYk?...

One begins to wonder if there's ever a point when other countries might intervene in what the US is doing these days

Dang man aryel went to brunch 5 hours ago and i haven't heard a word since. Must be quite a spread.

Had a moment at the party last night where the music was too loud so i went outside, but it was raining ao i had to huddle in a small area, but then the smokers saw me and went "oh cool outside is open" so they also also had to huddle in the covered area, and were all just blowing smoke all over me

Annoyed that multiple people at this 70s horror themed halloween party came just a sheets with slits for the eyes. Whoops! I cared too much again!

A vampire who feeds their humans rich meals so they can taste it in the blood

Play-doh's allegory of the cave

going as Wicker Man villagers in animal masks to a party tonight and there was a part of me going "wish I knew more references to that movie i could spout" but then realized that even for the other good costumes we'd considered, I wouldn't have had anything either. so whatever!

Sometimes I'll see a list of like "movies with premises you didn't think would work but do" and like 12 Angry Men or something will be on there and you realize, oh, this is just someone who has never seen a non-franchise movie before - or, heaven forfend, a PLAY

One of the seasons of Taskmaster they should just take ideas from Arctic Eggs. Watching a british comedian trying to figure out "cook two eggs, a bullet, and my cigarettes"

Listening to people talk about outer worlds 2. "One faction is basically self-serving capitalists, and the other is just fascists. So it's nice there's no good faction, bad faction." I dunno man one of those sounds like "bad faction." One of those definitely sounds like the much worse option there.

Haven't really done much halloween film watching this year but I've squeezed in some stuff here and there

HOUSE OF THE DEAD (Boll, 2003)

How the day's going

Was playing my 3ds yesterday when the circle pad just, crumbled to bits under my thumb, loke touching a dessicated corpse

Columbo faces off with his greatest rival yet: OJ Simpson

help Naja out! She's got the 100% Rommy-Guaranteed "Cool Person" Seal of Approval!

video games should be free, but any of the credited developers should be able to enter your home at any time after you purchase it and take whatever they want.

i feel like it's pretty clear that the people who complain about "purity politics" are just upset because they have skeletons in their closet and no idea what to do with them, because they probably still believe it.

I am 5 subscribers away from 5k on YouTube!! Help a sis out: youtube.com/@blerdyotome...

had a dream last night that we sent elon to mars with some people and completely forgot about it and then centuries later a "first manned mission to mars" found out that there was a whole like autocratic society there and was completely baffled by it

it's gotten so easy to transfer data between very similar devices that the "new tech" feel has completely gone. like wow, 4 years of technological progress and improved processing power and here you are: back at the same home screen using the same apps with the same data. not very exciting

I was so grateful when Sam Jackson said he was tired of those snakes on those planes. I think that it's something we were all feeling as a society, and he was the only one brave enough to say it. And it gave us all the strength to speak up as well.

You're telling me the guy who made gods of Egypt might be unethical

i'll use my work computer for various Fun things after hours and just make sure i log out and it makes me so sad when people are there at like 9 pm still typing into the work chat

they were doing inventory at the grocery store but for some reason the app they use to do inventory with sounds like a Geiger Counter?

H.P. Lovecraft coming up with scary ideas:

there's a dog that's been slowly ripping the backyard fence at its house apart this year and the poor owners have tried to mend it in various ways but everything they do, the dog just goes ripshit on it and destroys it anew

been relistening to The Shrieking Shack and they got to the point where rowling posted her terf manifesto and it's sad listening to it and hearing them go "this is the end for her, right?" alas!

i get that trump's ballroom is stupid but "i have tears in my eyes seeing the white house being demolished" i dunno man grow up a bit

Yuri 2

i'm just saying the louvre jewel theft is suspiciously timed

accidentally closed the browser i was using at work and immediately started thinking "whelp time to go home"

looking at how much money i saved from coupons and deals this week and instantly getting so hard it gives me nausea

actually concerned this will be dialogue in the new knives out now