"The Cleanse" refers to the day Joker forces Futaba to take her fat ass to the bathouse after she got too fat for her own shower and went 3 weeks without bathing (She would go to the local one if she weren't banned from it. Was told she "Polluted it". Whatever that means)

Are you truly a Persona fan if you haven't thought of what each female character's body type would be after gaining weight to such a high level of autistic detail? Yes, I spend my time wisely...

in FF7 Remake Part 3 they should make Tifa 900lbs with Z Cup Breasts and give zero explanation as to why she looks like that all of a sudden

(Surely it's still Friday somewhere in the world?)

#fatspeakfriday bwWooORRuuURP!!! Wuhy ahre yuu flustered? Its jusht a belch. Iht-BWOURP happensh all the time-BraaAOuURP for girlsh as beehg and blohbby ash meh~ Wait…yuh don’t…LIKE my belchesh, do yuh? Yuh do! Yuh’r totally ihn love with all thish grossh gurgly gassh aren’t yuu? Yuuh dunderhead! :P

#fatspeakfriday “So…have yah got the goodsh?” *You hand Anastasia a paper bag, dripping with butter and oil* “Ah pleashure doing bushinessh with yah. Yah generoush donation to the Hoshin company will be rewarded~ *FWAP* It’s a shimple exchange. You pay me in burgersh, I pay you with belly rubsh~”

#fatspeakfriday “Keehp em coming Reinhard! I know yuh already mahde 20 of them, but that’sh nowheh near enough!” “You needn’t ask, Lady Felt. I made 30 more before you could even finish your sentence.” “Arright! I could shooooo geht ushed to thish royal life……IF yuh quit iht with the “lady” crap.”

#fatspeakfriday “Have you noh senshe of shame shtaring aht like that? I know I'm thuh mosht beautiful wohman in thuh wohrld, but ogling my enormoush bosom will geht you nowhere. You ought toh make yourshelf usheful…and FEEHD meh~ What? It HAS beehn 15 minutesh since my fourth lunch, hashn’t it?”

#fatspeakfriday “ Is shommthin wrong? Nevuh sheen a wohman down an entire roasht ground-dragon ihn a shingle sihtting? Truth beh told, muh own appetite catchesh evehn me off guard aht timesh. I could finish thish entihre feasht ihf I wanted. Guessh that makesh me the new 'White Whale', huh? ;) "

#fatspeakfriday “Aw, you don’t have to be scared of me~ Capella Emerada Lugunica-chan can become whatever woman you most desire~ Now let’s see- *BWOOOOOMPH* HUH!? Muh gohd yuh'r dishgushting! There’sh noh way that immobile shweahty flesh pilesh ish acshtually whuht getsh yuhh off. Sooooo grossh!!”

#fatspeakfriday “It appearsh my greehd truly knohwsh noh boundsh… Fohr shumm reashon, I cahn’t bring myshelf to shtop indulging. I jusht HAVE TO KNOW how fahr obeshity can be taken! Such a greehdy witch I ahm~” (To think I’m so slovenly that I fill entire buckets with my sweat and grease…)

#fatspeakfriday “Ah~ *Wheeze*……Whhell ahren’t yuuhh tashhteeh loohhking~ …haaah…rasp…… Shuu PLUHMP ahhnd JUUISHEE jushht fohhrr meehhh~…*wheeze*……*drool*……Mmmm~ Ah jushhht cahn’t WAIT tuhh cut yuhh up!......haah…haaah……*GURGLE* ...*GLORP*………Ahnd haahvve ahh tashhhte of yuuuh ahhfterwardshh~ *drool*”

I'm a simple man I read the word "jiggly" and all my neurons get activated

#fatspeakfriday “Huff……oooogh…I thihnk I’ve beehn tooh carelessh with thish vesshel……*wheeze*…oof…haaah……to thihnk…huff…hufff… foohd in the modern era would beh sho dangeroush ihn excessh……heh……”

#fatspeakfriday “Feeernnn…be ahh gooohd guurl ahhnd…hah…caasht thuhh conshhentrated oxshhygen shhpell…” “If getting out of bed is making you this tired, you NEED to lose weight, Granny Frieren.” “I neehd tuh…hah…looshe weight…? I HAVE beehn gehhtting heavier theeshhe pashht severaahhhl decadeshh…”

#fatspeakfriday “Hey choom!…haah…hah… Ah don’t fweehl lihke taking out any of thoshe cyberpsychwo gonksh today… Fwink I hahd too much tah dwink lasht night……hahah…hufff… Oughhh Cahn yuh hand muh another beeh’r pweashe??? Fwanks~ Ulp Ulp Ulp BwoOOooOORRooOOOooORP!!!”

#fatspeakfriday “Hehy, yuuh!…*pant* *pant*……Tehll me, what kindah wohman ish yuuh’re type?…*wheeze*…*wheeze*…Becaushe ihf yuuh’re partial tuh tahll wohmen with BIG asshes…hufff….haaah…..then I’m jusht thuh gahl fuh yuuh~ eeooOOooOORP!! …jusht…ignore thuh ohther bihg partsh of my bohdy, kay?………heh…”

#fatspeakfriday “Yeah…wheeze…I get it. A doctor who smokesh and is morbidly obeshe shouldn’t be trushted with a patientsh health, yada yada. Listen…rasp… if it weren’t for me, you’d be dead, sho you’ll jusht have bare with thish fat doctor of yoursh…wheeze…Just pay me in burgersh for today? Thanksh”

#fatspeakfriday “I hahd noh idea behcuming uh faht whale would buh such uh lucrative muhneymaking shcheme. Tuh think there ahctually are dehgeneratesh who would PAHY tuh shee muh shake muh wohbbley ahrm-rohlls ufufu~ Oh muhyy~ Uh’ve gohtten sho faht that ehven muh voicshe hash gohtten HEAVY~ Ahaha~”

#fatspeakfriday “Ushelessh Mihwa here! I jusht wanted-BUUORP! E-Excushe me, Gojo-shenshei, I wanted to ashk-UURRRP! Excushe-BUUOOARRP! I can’t even-BWUOOARP! get a word out-BUARGHP! From all thish-BOOOUUUURRRRRLPH! burping!-UUOOORRPPP! (I can’t even talk normally to Gojo-sensei…I really am useless…)

#fatspeakfriday “I dohn’t cahre if Ih’m 500 poundsh or 5 000, iht doeshn’t mahtter toh me. Ih’m shtrong enough toh cahrry the weihght. Besidesh, iht givesh meh ahll the mohre massh to CRUSH you with. I could shmother you toh death with jusht the weihght of my breastsh ahlone! ......theoretically..."

#fatspeakfriday “Ughh…wheeze…thishh issh such bullshit…huff…I’m hot as hell and yet I shhtill haven’t goht a boyfriend yet!-BWUUARRP It’shh not like I’m THAT chubby or anything…bwwoUUORP… Beshideshh, I thought being “thicc” wasssh popular theshhe daysshh...It’sh what Itadori told me, at leashht...”

Enormous sweaty boobs Thats it. Thats the post.

Girl who stinks good

#fatspeakfriday “gasp…hah…Aanhd…rehhleeashe!” With the deactivation of her zero gravity, Uravity’s multi-ton body levelled the city block. Her latex-clad flesh quivering like molasses as her blobbish form made its impact. “Wheeze…Dehmohlition… ishh…haah…shhoo muuch eashieh lihhke thishhh…wheeze”

#fatspeakfriday *buUOOuuuuuRRRRRRRP* *Wheeze* Haaah-OURLPH!! *pant* “Croahkihng…? Haah…hufff… I’mmm nohhht-URRRRPH croahhkihng aht all…*wheeze* uuuououUUUURRROOUUUUpppp!! That’shhh jushhht meh-URP…burpingshhh… Kehro!!”

#fatspeakfriday *THUD Wheeze* “Ouugh I fwink I ohhverdid it ohn fwuelling up fuh Creation…” *STOMP THUD* *wheeze wheeze* "Cahhn…hufff…behhrreleh waahlk…haaaah…*rasp*…Caaaahn’t cahhtch muh bweahth….hooough… Buhht muh fwiendshh neehd mah help, so…nnngh…" *THUD* *Jiggle Slosh* "I musssht endwure iht!”

#fatspeakfriday “huff…huff…Did Mirko really have to make thish coshtume mandatory for working with her...? URP I’m afraid I’m gonna ruin her brand shqueezing my grossh fat bod-OURLPH into her outfit. My-BrrURLPH! shtupid obeshe assh ish barely covered! At leasht that doofus Kaminari doeshn’t mind…”

#fatspeakfriday “Wanna plahy Russian roulette wihth thish “beach bod”~ One of my rollsh ish filled with my ahcid, and the resht jusht have my shweat! …Geez lighten up, I’m only joking. Jusht about the ahcid part tho. I don’t mihnd if you wanna cop a feel of theshe bihg bahck foldsh gehehe~”

#fatspeakfriday *Thump* *Stomp* *Thud* *Wheeze* *Wheeze* “It’shhhh…hfff…aaaaaah gooooohd thiiiing…hufff…*wheeze*…nohhhh one cahhhn sheeeee mehh…It woulhhhd shhhuck……pufff…hufff…if anyohhhhne knewww hooooow FAHT ahh ahhhhhhhm.” (Everyone already knows just from how stretched her clothes are)

#fatspeakfriday “Oh Denji~ Cohme ah lihttle closher~ I wann’ ah kisssh hehe~” “Chu~❤️” *Click* “Boom.” “BBWWROOORRAAAAUUUuuuoooooOOOoooOOAAAOoooORRRPPPPLLPH!!!!!” “Did yuh sherioushly fall for that? We’ll shee how much you can bare againsht all thish gasshURLPH! Now die.-bhHWooOOooaHuUWOuuRAARP!

#fatspeakfriday “ugggggggh I fwink I haaahhd-bwBOURLPH!! toooh muuuch tah drinnnnk-BHHLLUHOUURRPPBBPP!…hfff…haaah….*wheeze*…goddsh ‘mmm suchhh ahhh COW bwUOorOOouoURRRUUUUPp!!! I wouldn’t mind goin’ fuh shumm moar though-hhuRRRGLUuuUPHK!!…gehehe~”

#fatspeakfriday “Human. It appearsh you have committed a vile, deshpicable act! You forgot to shtock the fridge! How do you exshpect me to shtop myshelf from shtarving when there’sh only enough for a meashly SINGLE lunch! Pahthetic! Goh and acquire me shomm meat right thish inshtant!………Pleashe…”

#fatspeakfriday “Ara Ara-OURRRRP!!!~ Ah’mm nnohhhttt shooo shmaaaallll aaaannymohhh’. Ahh ssshtill mmaaay nnooohtt beeeeeh ssstrooon’ ’nufff tuhh kihll ah ddeeemooohn ohn mahhh ooohwn. Buuuut ahhh caaaaan siiiiht ohn theeeem! Weeeeehll? Wahnnaaa sheeee thishhhh deeeadly caboooshe ihnnn aaaction?”

#fatspeakfriday *GRRROAAARRRULLLRRPHH* “Mmhmm! Mmhmm! uuURRRPPHhh!! *Wheeze* *Wheeze* BuUWorRP *Rasp* Mmhmm! *Drool* “Oh Nezukoh-chan~ Yuuh have such ah way with wordsh~ Of courshe, we’ll get shum moarr mochi! For thuh both of ush~” *Drool* *Drool* “Mmhmm! Mmhmm!”

#fatspeakfriday “Ushing a time machine ash an infinite food sourshe? What a preposhteroush idea! Shtop washting my time with shilly consheptsh that aren’t founded in reality-*grrrowwwwllllll* A-ahah…W-well, I supposhe infinite food IS a tempting proshpect-brrruARRooORUP!”

#fatspeakfriday *Munch* *Ulp* *uuURRRPhH* “ASHCENSHION!!! Theshe tashte-BWwwWWAAOOORRrrrRRUAP! s-shoooo good-Ah!............Er…T-Theshe are i-important for the i-inveshtigation! Yeah, totally! Why elshe would I have eaten thirty eight doughnutsh in one sittin-UuuURAAAAAP!!…eheh…”

#fatspeakfriday “Gamohtahn! Gamohtahn!” *Boing* *Jiggle* *Wobble* “Puht your handshh werhhr ah cahn shhee thuhm!…*wheeze*……Now, ah wannn you tuh ushe thoshe handsh of yoursh to…wellllll y’know~……goh and grab meh shumm snackiesh Ishishu!~………Wuuht?…dihd yuhh think ah meant shummth'ng elshe…? ;)

#fatspeakfriday “Tuh~tuh~ruuuu~ Mayusshii-deshhu~~ I wehnnt and…hah…goht thuh chicken tendiesh…*wheeze*…jusshht like yuuuh asshhked~ haah…haah…If yohh wahnt, I cahnn coohk them tooh…*gasp…gasp*… buht only if yuuh leht meh eat thuh biggesshht one!…hufff…huff…bwwwoOOooRRUPPPLPH!…haah…Ishh ohnly fair~”

#fatspeakfriday “That little guinea-pig of mine still hasn’t shown up. I’ll have to test this new experimental medicine on myself” *Ulp* *Rmmmbl* *bwooOOOMP* “Fffuuuhck! *Wheeze* *Wheeze* Oooooh…Nohte tuh sehlf…noooh exshpehrimentihng-BWRUAAAAAORRRRPH!!…huffff…whehn thuh guinehh-pihg ishn’t hehre…”

The good thing about FUPAs becoming more popular: Fupas are cool The bad thing about FUPAs becoming more popular: Barely anyone draws 🧐P U F F Y. V U L V A S🧐 anymore (Art by Gnibbles)

#fatspeakfriday “The nexshht gahme isshh tahhking quite ahh while, huh? Wehhll, I’m sure yoouh’re patient. While weeeh wait, why noooht hang ouht with meh~ Shuuuure, ahhh miiiiiihght have changed ah liiiiihttle biht in theeee yearssshh shince DDLC releasshhed, buuuhht I’m sure yuuh don’t mihhhnnd~”

#fatspeakfriday *wheeze* “A-are yuuuhr sure…haaaafff….you should be f-feeeehding me shuuu much?…*wheeze*…I cant really focush much on reading when you’re making…*gasp*…*rasp*…shuuuo shtuffed. I don’t hate the feeling though…..*rasp*…I actually kind of lihke it~” *Rub* *Jiggle*

#fatspeakfriday “I’m not cute OR faht!!! Jushht becaushhe I eat-OURPLH!! E-eat behtter than I usshed to doesshhn’t mean I’ve gaihhned weight! You musshht be seeing thingsshh! Now then, grab thosshhe cupcakesshh. I need to tasshte teshht thehhm to make sssure they’re perfect.”

#fatspeakfriday Oougghh…Dddooohnn’t havvvvve ttoooo wwoohhhrrrry abbboout ggehhhhtting ooout offff behhhdd ihnnn thuhhh mohhhhrrrrning…...hahhhhh…...huffff…....iffff I LLIIIHTERALLLLLY caaaaaahn’t...oughhh...eeeehhvvven moooohhvvve ahhnnnyway ehehehe-HWwwUuuOuouoRRrruuUUUUUPLPh!!…exschuuuse mehhh :p

Heartbreaking: 99% of those dope Pixiv and Twitter JRPG artists you loved back in 2010 are either gone or have irreversibly fallen down the Hoyoverse rabbit hole 😔🙏

#fatspeakfriday Huff UUURPPPPHH “Ayy Shouldn’t reahllee beh treating my shishter’sh bohdy like thish…Huff...uunh...Huff...uuuOOUUURRPH!...Buht…it feelsh sho nishe tuh touch…” *slap* *jiggle jiggle* "Mm~Huff...OURLLPH-huff...maybeh...huff...ah little mohr won't hurt..."

One of these days I'll sell my soul and actually get around to watching all 1000+ episodes of Precure Someday...

#fatspeakfriday “Nomph~ Ulph, Oishiiiiiii~~ Thank you sho mwuch for the cahke~…Nomph…Hff…Haah…My friendsh keep tehlling me…*Ulpgh* ooURRP! haah…haah…to cuht bwack, but I cahn’t imagine nomph NOT eating your delicioush cakesh evwery dahy~”

#fatspeakfriday “Oi Teru~ We know how much you want to shwim at the beach, so jusht thish once, let’sh go shwimming~” “Hina, ishn’t thish kinda embarasshin? I’m not ushed to showing thish much shkin around a guy..." “Oh I’m sure Teruaki-shan doeshn’t mind, Kana (Not with thoshe melonsh at leasht)"