#fatspeakfriday “That little guinea-pig of mine still hasn’t shown up. I’ll have to test this new experimental medicine on myself” *Ulp* *Rmmmbl* *bwooOOOMP* “Fffuuuhck! *Wheeze* *Wheeze* Oooooh…Nohte tuh sehlf…noooh exshpehrimentihng-BWRUAAAAAORRRRPH!!…huffff…whehn thuh guinehh-pihg ishn’t hehre…”

The good thing about FUPAs becoming more popular: Fupas are cool The bad thing about FUPAs becoming more popular: Barely anyone draws 🧐P U F F Y. V U L V A S🧐 anymore (Art by Gnibbles)

#fatspeakfriday “The nexshht gahme isshh tahhking quite ahh while, huh? Wehhll, I’m sure yoouh’re patient. While weeeh wait, why noooht hang ouht with meh~ Shuuuure, ahhh miiiiiihght have changed ah liiiiihttle biht in theeee yearssshh shince DDLC releasshhed, buuuhht I’m sure yuuh don’t mihhhnnd~”

#fatspeakfriday *wheeze* “A-are yuuuhr sure…haaaafff….you should be f-feeeehding me shuuu much?…*wheeze*…I cant really focush much on reading when you’re making…*gasp*…*rasp*…shuuuo shtuffed. I don’t hate the feeling though…..*rasp*…I actually kind of lihke it~” *Rub* *Jiggle*

#fatspeakfriday “I’m not cute OR faht!!! Jushht becaushhe I eat-OURPLH!! E-eat behtter than I usshed to doesshhn’t mean I’ve gaihhned weight! You musshht be seeing thingsshh! Now then, grab thosshhe cupcakesshh. I need to tasshte teshht thehhm to make sssure they’re perfect.”

#fatspeakfriday Oougghh…Dddooohnn’t havvvvve ttoooo wwoohhhrrrry abbboout ggehhhhtting ooout offff behhhdd ihnnn thuhhh mohhhhrrrrning…...hahhhhh…...huffff…....iffff I LLIIIHTERALLLLLY caaaaaahn’t...oughhh...eeeehhvvven moooohhvvve ahhnnnyway ehehehe-HWwwUuuOuouoRRrruuUUUUUPLPh!!…exschuuuse mehhh :p

Heartbreaking: 99% of those dope Pixiv and Twitter JRPG artists you loved back in 2010 are either gone or have irreversibly fallen down the Hoyoverse rabbit hole 😔🙏

#fatspeakfriday Huff UUURPPPPHH “Ayy Shouldn’t reahllee beh treating my shishter’sh bohdy like thish…Huff...uunh...Huff...uuuOOUUURRPH!...Buht…it feelsh sho nishe tuh touch…” *slap* *jiggle jiggle* "Mm~Huff...OURLLPH-huff...maybeh...huff...ah little mohr won't hurt..."

One of these days I'll sell my soul and actually get around to watching all 1000+ episodes of Precure Someday...

#fatspeakfriday “Nomph~ Ulph, Oishiiiiiii~~ Thank you sho mwuch for the cahke~…Nomph…Hff…Haah…My friendsh keep tehlling me…*Ulpgh* ooURRP! haah…haah…to cuht bwack, but I cahn’t imagine nomph NOT eating your delicioush cakesh evwery dahy~”

#fatspeakfriday “Oi Teru~ We know how much you want to shwim at the beach, so jusht thish once, let’sh go shwimming~” “Hina, ishn’t thish kinda embarasshin? I’m not ushed to showing thish much shkin around a guy..." “Oh I’m sure Teruaki-shan doeshn’t mind, Kana (Not with thoshe melonsh at leasht)"

#fatspeakfriday *wheeze* *wheeze* "haah...I duhn’t cahre...Hnffff... how bihg I geht-URLPH. I wuhn’t leht...*rasp* ANYTHING stohp meh...hahhff...frohm cohmplehting my dutiesh...hffff...ash an asshasshin...*wheeze*...Ackshept yuhr fate...*rasp*...becaushe Uh'm noht holding back-oooUUUURRRRLLLPP!!.”

#fatspeakfriday “Your cheeks have gotten so soft~ My girlfriend has made simply marvellous progress~” “Y-yohr not my girlfriend! T-thish hash nothing toh doh with yohr pehverted feehder fantashy! Ish all jusht a coincidence!” “Oh darling, you wouldn’t be overflowing the bath if that was the case~”

“At last, I have become like one of those American “SSBBW” Makima likes! Hopefully she gives me lots of moneys for becoming her type!” (She gained 2 pounds and isn't even overweight)

#fatspeakfriday “Fodder? Chuhbby buhnny? I ahdmit, I can’t shee my feet anymohre, jusht shtanding here ish making meh tired, and my bihg faht legsh won’t shtop jiggling noh matter what I do. Yeah, I AM a chuhbby buhnny~ A chuhbby buhnny that’sh gonna kick your assh!!!” *STOMP!! STOMP!! STOMP!!*

#fatspeakfriday “Indecent expwoshure?! I know my skimpy lil outfit dwoeshn’t fwit like it ushed to, but my back-fat cawn’t be THAT shcandaloush, cawn it? If the fansh wanna see all thish cwute fluffy flesh, then I’ll show it off ash mwuch ash I can~" *Fwap* *Clap* *Slap*

#fatspeakfriday “Hmmm~ *Nomph* *Munch* blleerouUUUUP! Mmmm~” “Hm? Wait…you can’t…shee me……cahn you?………Oh no…nonono my invishibility turned o-off?!?! That’sh not even shupposhed to happen! Now everyonesh gonna shee how much of FAHT SWEAHTY SLOBH I am! I jusht HAHD to go out in the nude tohday too……”

#fatspeakfriday “Why are yuh loohking at me like that? Are yuh simping for thish shertified Shiketshu GYATT or what? If yuh really think yuh’r such uh rizzshcake, thun why don’t you, like, make yourshelf usheful and geht muh shum actual cake. That’d beh bussin.” (You have no idea what she just said)

#fatspeakfriday “Himiko-chan, time for today's rehabilitation training~ This time we’re using the feeding tube AND the buttchug! Are you ready?” “Haaah…nngh….Yessssh…haaah….pleasssssshe-UHHRHRROOPP!! Ooochhhaaahcooo-chhhaaaannn~ BUHHRRROOOPPPLPH!!…uffhh…haaah…*wheeze*...Fihhllll meeeeeh up!! Hehe~”

#fatspeakfriday “Haah…huff...oough…mwwooOUUURRP...haah...nnngh…Gettin’ harhder to lihft ohff the ground…haah…hufff…whehn I’m-mruUUUOORP! shoooo HEAHVY latehly…haah…*wheeze*…I'm ah pro hereo! Ah Neehd to…nngh…keehp uph my vihtahlity…haah…nnngh…*wheeze*-MWWOOOORP…and geht strohnger...haah...huhhhf...”

The Nagi WG Drive starts now Let’s see how big we can get her Cut off period for part one will be October 3 at around 5pm CST

#fatspeakfriday *sigh* “I’m shooooo exhaushted theshe daysh…*wheeze*...My heelsh are killing me *wheeze*…hufff…I need a vacashunn or shumthing...haah...Makoto ish sho lucky tu be able tu go to Hawaii. I’m a little jealoush…But it’s probably for thu besht. I dun’t ehxuctly huve a beach body anymohr…”

#fatspeakfriday “...Huff...Haah...What about my outfit? Ok, I KNOW my thighsh are...hfff...haah...WOBBLING and SLOSHING arouwnd in the open...hufff...bwut you’re gwonna have to focush on more important thingsh!...pahh...hff...Lwike the enemy!...*rasp*. You cwan get a closher look at my legsh later…”

#fatspeakfriday “Jusssh...hff....behcaushhh...I'mmm thuhhh Okumura-foooohdsh...*rasp*...feeeehdbahg...URP...haah...it dushn't shtohp meh fruhmm beh'nn thuh Beauty Thief!...*wheeze*...Nohw if yuhhh excushhhe meh...huff...doooh yooooh mind put'ng thuh indushtrial feeeehding tuuube bahck in pleasshhe~”

#fatspeakfriday “Um, Joker...*wheeze*... I know you shaid I should go to the shtore to get food myshelf...haaah...but…hufff...I shorta…can’t? I may or may not be officially bed bound ash of lasht night eheh 👉👈…rasp…hff...So…guessh you’re left with no other choishe but to feed me ;) *wheeze* *wheeze*

#fatspeakfriday “Yuh made uh mistake picking uh fight with Queehn, cush Ay'm not playing nice! Johanna, run ‘em over-“ *riiiiiiiiiip* “Eep! Oh nonononono thish cahn’t beh happening! Everywuhne cuhn shee muh shtupid beehg butt nohw… How ish it even possible fuh cohgnitive clothesh tuh noht fiht…?"

#fatspeakfriday “Omigod Shiho, you won' behleevh it, buht I offishially weigh muhr than ev’hry guhrl in mah classh COMBINED! They tohtally hahd to ushe ah crahne toh weihgh meh anhd ehveryth’nn! Iht wash sho hihlarioush-bwOURP” “Um, Ann, I don’t think that’s something you should be bragging about…”

And yes, 3 Nicos and 3 Annas was indeed the theme for today's posts 👌

#fatspeakfriday “I’m not doing anything lewd! It’sh my navel, shee. It’sh deep enough to put your hand in~ *BWUBL* I’m not touching-mhmm~ a-anywhere elshe! Navelsh can’t posshibly be shexual! …It doesh feel REALLY good though. I wonder if there are other thingsh that feel better with exshtra fat…”

#fatspeakfriday “Ughhnnh…urrrrp…huff…ohkayyh…haah…Ay thwink eatshing maih feelingsh ahwayh wash a-GRLK! *ulp* bahd idwea…haha…*wheeze*…forgeht Hakamada…hufff…*rasp*…urrrp…NO boy ish evahh gohnna like meh…hfff…...hoooh...huff...Noht whehn I’m *nomph* shuch a bihg faht bwruuuuuuup pihg…hff...ruooOARP”

#fatspeakfriday “Ichikawa Ichikawa! Overr hwere! Loohk! I snuck shome snacks hehe~ Wammah shware? It’s noh beehg deal, right?” “What!?!?! Yuuh ahlready brought snacksh jusht foh’r me?! Aaaa thwank yuuu sho mwuch Ichikawa-NOMCH munch Mmmmmm~ Ah lovesh *nom* *nonmch* sweetsh shuuuuu mwuuuuuch ehehe~”

#fatspeakfriday “Ohoho-ouuurp~ Ah're yeh swpeechlessh or shomething? Whut, arr yuh jelly of thuh greatesht idohl Nwico Yazshawa and her lohvely lohvely curvesh~ h-hey!, pwut thwoshe handsh away, NozshomioouURRP! I mway hwave a guuhd chesht nowh, buht thaht doeshn’t mean yuh cuhn “Washi washi” meh!"

#fatspeakfriday “Oh Moi, you don’t have to worry. I may have gained 5 kilos, but it's fine! You already know I have just the spell to remove this lil chub!” *Woooooooosh!* “Huh!? Buht ayy thought thish bwruuURRRP wash uh wheight LOSH shpell, noht ah weightsh GAIHN shpell! Whoopshie ehehuourRRP” :P

#fatspeakfriday *Nom* *BwOORP “*Wheeze*…The future…ish shoooo..hfff…amazshinggg~ Technohlohgeeh thaht…haah…cahn materialishe as much fuuhd as ayy cuuhd evah wahnt…hff...Ahnd wherevuh I wahnt tooh…*rasp*…haah…Sho useful aftuh muh ahrms behcame ash bihg ash beach ballsh fufufu~” *Bwub* *Glunk* *Slosh*

I open up deviantart to find someone has somehow already written a fatfink for FE Fortune's Weave...and 3 days ago as well... I am both very confused but very impressed at people's ability to write genuinely good fanfiction for characters that aren't even characters yet

An alternate universe where everything is the same but Theodora is 2000lbs and overflowing her palanquin with, like, 20 dudes only just barely able to carry her sweaty immobile body across the city

Edelgard 2 is hot

#fatspeakfriday “Ay dwunt geht iht, ish thish shum kind uv jhoke? Ywuh told muh winturr wash cohld, yetsh 'ere ay amsh shweating absholute bucketsh owvuh hwere." “Meh bwody ish “well insulated”?!? Whut thuh hwell ish thwat ev'nsh shupposhed tuh mean?! Jwerk!" (She has no idea what insulated means)

#fatspeakfriday “Huff…hah…the dehtective prinshe shouldn’t…hah…hahve a cheshht this ENORMOUSH…*wheeze*…I cahn’t…hahff…even lift a single b-breastsh ish sho heahvy!…hnnff…how…*rasp*…troubleshome…hahh…!” *Ping* *Pop* *Ping* “O-oh no, thatsh my lasht unifohrm. *rasp* Mahybeh Kahnji cahn fixsh thish….”

#fatspeakfriday “Hehy e’rrywuhn~ Yuuhr fahv’rite...haaah…1000+KG idol Rishette...hfff...here~ Thish one...huff...goesh out to uh VEHRY special shenpai of mine...hfff...haah...Are yuuh wahtching thish, she’phai?...hf...Bec’ushe thish wuhn ish fo’ you: Ay lovesh yhuuu senpaioooOUUoouUUURRLLLLPPPHH!!!”

#fatspeakfriday *Ulp**Ulp* “Ah~ Thahnk you fohr the drink rehcommendation. This TaP sohda is excelleoorruUURRRLLPPH!” … “Snrk Omigosh hahaha that'sh a bihg oneeoORRP pahaha oh no I can’t sto-BWOURRP haha eeEOooOURUOP cahn’t stop BURPING hahahooOURP!”*Ulp**Ulp**GRRWWwbbBBRRLL* “BWROOOUUUUAAARRPPPH”

#fatspeakfriday “Unuthurr…mfffm *nomfph*…beehf bohwl…*glurph* *Glmnff*…hff…pleahse!” *Nomlfh* *URRRLPH* “…hufff…hff…Uh’ve ‘lruhdy had twenty nine bowls, but uh rehckon uh c’n handle-GLK…*ulllp*a couple mhoah! How ehlse ahm uh gohnna behkum “suhper huhvyw'ght clahss” chahmpion uhv thuh suhmo cluhb?”

#fatspeakfriday “Whaht the hell Shenketshu. Shtop squeeshing me sho tight! You’re giving meh ah hehll of uh wehdgie!” “Ryuko! I’m doing the best I can! There’s only so much I can cover. If you had watched your diet like I told you to, then-“ “HUH?! Yuh cawwing meh faht or shomething? Shcrew ywou!”

#fatspeakfriday *Omph* Mmmm~ *Burrrrlph* “Of ahll thuh worhldsh I’ve beehn to, NLA cuishine ish shimply thuh besht. Miran ingredientsh mahke it all thuh bettuh too. It’sh a lihttle heavy on the cahloriesh though… Might want tuh cuht back. Wouldn’t wahnt tuh end up faht…”

#fatspeakfriday “C-cwome on!...huff...*wheeze*…why wohn’t theshe hufff d-damn stockingsh fiht! Muh skwirt’s too short...huff...*rasp*...anhd muh shtupid bihg buhtt ish hanging out! I cahn’t...huff...leht Kitamura shee meh like thish! Or Takashu… Wait… Why ahm I thinkwing of HIM lihke thaht…”

Totally not no-lifing Xenoblade X so I can finish it before Silksong comes out Nope, couldn't be me

#fatspeakfriday “Wihld duhck burgah, huh? Isn’t thut wuhn offh thus' “fahst foohd plashesh” yuh keehhp bring'nn meh meahls fruhm? Ah hurrhd shum humansh gohship ovuh how "unhealthy" iht ish, buht you’ve brought meh hwundreds of scruhmptious meahls frohm thurrh, anhd ah feehl healthiu'rr thun evah!”

#fatspeakfriday “It appears you have a special interest in “Extreme Obesity”. If you would like, I can alter my form to *FWOOOOMP* beeeeee bihg ‘nufff to uhpeal tuh your shpeciahl interesht. Wehll, ish thish forhm pleashing? Ohr would ‘ou prehfer *FWOOOOMP*…wrrrr…shumthihng…wrrrrrrr…evehn…fahttuh…?”

#fatspeakfriday “Oh gohdsh-URLPH!! Why...huff...dihdsh I agree to hahve luhnchsh with Fuukah…huff… It’sh REALLY-oouuURPGH n-not agreehingsh with meOOUURPH!!" “Shtop looking aw’ me lihke that! URPP I can’t-URRRPH k-keehp itsh in okhay! BWOURAAAALPH Ugh, yoursh no behtter...huff...thahn Junpei…urp.”

#fatspeakfriday “Mai cooking is inedible??? Thatsh such ah shame. Guesh ’n entire druhm of frywer greashe washn’t a ghood ingredient choishe… I’ll beh sure to cook up a better batch nexsht time! Oh wehll, mhore fuh me!” *Omph* *Nomff* “Mmmmm~ Sho Guuhd~” OOOURRRLLPPPHH