Worlds smallest jumping spider also has worlds cutest face and a degree in looking at the camera for photos

Mff really snuck up on me this year anyway cant wait to dress up as master shake again

Im so exhausted today that I actually feel sick bro why do I have to work the holidays im so tired I wish I could sleep in today like everyone else

Saw this today at Costco while looking for the redbull advent calendar... didnt buy him but... oh god... ohhhh god...

Faith is waking up every morning and seeing my belly hair trail continue to stretch higher and higher

Every single night this week ive went to bed too late, woken up miserable, sworn it wouldn't happen again, and then watched as it happened again because I get an energy spike at 9-9:30 when I should be falling asleep

flyshooter has been stalling really really hard because of one massive thing that ive been putting off. today i am working on it again. and more importantly telling myself that its okay if its not perfect and super detailed and amazing.

and what if i said drinking milk was gender affirming. what if i said it gave me gender euphoria. then what.

Week 2 of being back on mandated full time instead of a 32 hr week: I am so disgustingly tired how the hell am I gonna do this for 5 more weeks

Heartbreak in two images

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/39242 『ちいかわ ジオラマアクリルスタンド3』発売。 "Chiikawa Diorama Acrylic Stand 3" now on sale. #ガチャポン #gachapon

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/11130 『ウルカプキッチンシリーズ 喫茶店のクリームソーダ』再販！ "Urucap Kitchen Series: Cafe Cream Soda" is back on sale! #ガチャポン #gachapon

What else needs to be said

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/8819 『リトルバードライト』発売。たまごカプセル入り "Little Bird Light" released. Comes in egg capsules. #ガチャポン #gachapon

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/13823 『華胥奇譚録 無鵺 其之弐』発売。 ``Kaju Kitanroku Munu Part 2'' released. #ガチャポン #gachapon

ive been trying to hold it in because i dont want anybody to get the wrong idea but genuinely i dont think there's a single thing i like about being trans. what is there to be happy over the fact that my body is in complete discordance with my desires

I hate that im basically stuck using grindr to find guys to go on dates because it feels like every single person on tinder is only using it for the validation of getting a match. Had the app for almost 2 months now and I havent gotten a response from any of my 5 matches. One of them blocked me.

We have candy in the store that expires in 2030 and I dont like thinking about that

Still love how I bought this stupid home center message board thing designed for families with busy schedules and I filled it with a bunch of gay pervert images. I dont even know what to write on it half the time

i think next year im gonna do one of those media thread things because i wanna be annoying and a skosh more pretentious about stupid bullshit nobody cares about

wanted to go back and finish that 'favorite albums' template collage thing now that ive listened to more albums, and immediately blown back by the fact that one of my favorites just. isn't on there. have i become niche god (shoot me)

saw this chegg ad that was like ‘ai giving you answers that contradicts itself or just plain doesnt make any sense?’ and i thought oh finally a company pushing back against ai. then it hit me with the ‘try OUR ai instead!’ i shouldve known better

Game not done but team assembled finally

sad bcz this was supposed to be us.

fuck i need this... soooo bad....

when i die, im gonna come back as one of these

this again. look at it.

i think my biggest issue with having an ipad instead of a laptop is that my go-to script writing software doesnt have an app….

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/35822 『SHOEI HELMET キーホルダーコレクションVol.1.5』4月発売予定。 "SHOEI HELMET Keychain Collection Vol.1.5" is scheduled to be released in April. #ガチャポン #gachapon

I have got to get hairier.

Its that time of year* where my hair only really looks good in a hat *haircut cycle

Bitche's say my character design is niche and intriguing

i hate chronic congestion bro why am i winded all the god damn time

do you guys like my new playlist

really not a fan of the niche viral content that consists of one cis person asking another cis person if theyd date a trans person,them saying no, and then the comments being full of other cis people applauding each other for 'being firm about their preferences' and bashing trans ppl for being upset

I caved and bought a random pair of wireless ear buds for work and two days in, being able to listen to music at work makes it so much more tolerable... if im gonna be stuck in my head with nobody to talk to I might as well have some ambience

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/8086 『純喫茶レトロゼリー フィギュア小物入れ』発売。フタを取って小物入れに♪ "Junkissa Retro Jelly Figure Accessory Case" now on sale. Remove the lid and use it as an accessory case. #ガチャポン #gachapon

I need chips and salsa. ..

gay anime furrys #oc

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/14316 『PUI PUI モルカー DRIVING SCHOOL フロッキーソフビフィギュア Vol.2』発売！ "PUI PUI Molcar DRIVING SCHOOL Flocked Soft Vinyl Figure Vol.2" now on sale! #ガチャポン #gachapon

I need to get some cheap wireless ear buds because I cant stand listening to the same 100 songs at work every day theyre all so buns

Tinder doing a great job of showing me like 20 different women today genuinely i dont know how this keeps happening

gay anime furrys #oc

Im on a very strict budget ever since I got my hospital bill and I went out today with some friends. I passed up multiple cool games and cds but caved when I saw... this

New machine girl release today and I haven't even gotten the chance to listen to it yet...

i really hate that redbull tastes as good as it does because i could 100% drink multiple cans a day if not for the caffeine. one a can a day for me…

Just unfollowed like 30+ people on Instagram who I had followed in high school and either unfollowed me at some point or never followed me back. Sounds immature but bro I am not your fan ... youre just random people from high school...

I am doing very very very not well lately and im very scared and unstable and volatile and very tired. But everyone look at this funny screenshot

ohh god ohhhhh god i need a ham and cheese croissant and some weed i need some weed real bad and a ham and cheese croissant