i cant wait until those slice soda ads exit circulation on youtube because the super intense sound of the cans opening and liquid pouring and ice cubes clinking makes me want to tear my hair out

A beautiful image displayed in the dark.

Me: aw shit my pokemon just got hit with a supereffective move!! The legendary enigma berry:

The fact that ad breaks in apps/websites these days have MULTIPLE screens you have to wait through and then click out of, each time making sure to be careful not to click outside the X so that it doesn't open 3 browser tabs and the app store is insane. Why did we let it get this bad

sometimes i feel ugly and then i look at pictures of myself pre-t and realize i used to be so much worse

Ooo im so tired and ooo I want a bowl of cereal but ooo we have no milk because ooo I drank it all

Today I encountered two domesticated animals

im getting into a habit of referring to myself in 3rd person because its kinda funny. viktor wants yogurt so viktor will go to the store to get some

Saved him today from the grueling woodmans parking lot

Okay I guess im 24 now

Grindr hitting me with the first unskippable ad and its all sexy ai generated girls. Do the advertisers know what grindr is.

Politics sucks because right now I feel like im drowning in filth on every angle, but tuning it out feels irresponsible and ignorant

In the last two years of living at home, ive done a pretty good job i think of collecting things I want to use in my future house/apartment. And in the last two years, the prospect of ever actually having my own house/apartment has gotten more and more grim...

We got a new warmer thing at work and I just looked over the manual today and saw these amazing drawings. Would genuinely buy these as stickers

i hate that im built like some kind of nocturnal animal. like no matter what i do i only become productive at night. like i can have nothing but free time all day but i guarantee you nothing is getting done until the clock hits 8pm. which sucks when i have to be up at 6

My big greedy ass (purchase pile vs free pile) haul from #vcfmw

More birds for my birds collection

"I wish there were more people here selling pc games" says the man who already bought 12 pc games in the last 48 hours

In my obsessive rush to buy up as many myst clones and awkward transition period 3d games as I can I accidentally bought a windows 95 wallpaper software. Not one where you can make wallpaper. One that cycles wallpapers for you based on the season.

Completely forgot there was a direct until just now oopsie

Grindr guys will view your profile, tap you, message you, and then ask what youre looking for. When its. Listed on your profile. Stupid ass you know what im looking for it says it right there

Not a drinker but tomorrow ill be doing my t shot extra good in honor of being a proud abomination and a proud middle finger to God 🎖🎖

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/31368 『あまやどり マスコットフィギュア』11月再販予定。 "Amayadori Mascot Figure" is scheduled to be re-released in November. #ガチャポン #gachapon

hiii *swats at you gently*

does anybody elses youtube ui keep changing? like specifically the homepage sometimes its 5 videos per row sometimes 4 sometimes 3 sometimes theres blank spots were ads were supposed to go (adblock) sometimes theres not i dont quite understand

my obsession with making sure my characters stay ‘on model’ every single time i draw them is actively making my soul rot from the inside out. i just wanna have fun and drawl but my brain does not like the ugly

I literally received 5 spam calls today. All from different numbers. I usually just let it ring and then go to voicemail and then I block the number. Is there something else I should be doing instead?

fortune cookie but the fortune says “Your prostate can become enlarged at any time”

Shout out to this time I was brushing my teeth and there was a fly in the bathroom and I went to spit and it flew under the spit as it was falling and got covered in toothpaste spit and fell into the sink and died

not allowed to have men over because if they do then theyre not allowed to leave until they point out 5 things in my room that they think are cool

Man on grindr finds out im trans and reassures me that hes actually bisexual. Thanks.

Let's go swimming with mama

had to drive through weird garbage juice on my way home and now poor little beater smells like weird cheese

"my head kind of hurts" reports man who's been inhaling clay varnish fumes point blank

i bought this epic awesome las vegas ashtray a few months ago but i dont smoke so i was mostly using it as decor for my vegas pc desk but i came to the realization. it makes a great coaster. i feel so smart now. im just kinda worried about my metal cans scratching the design

Hi everyone today im creating a club for people who always cut their nails too short and tell themselves theyll remember not to do it next time but always forget. Anybody want in

Starting to like going on walks again but unfortunately I live in suburbia which means there is one single path and thats it

Feeling aimless and frustrated I wish I could go dig through the bins right now

Well... time to go back to work after having 6 weeks off in recovery...😢

You kids can have fun with your switch twos. Im busy playing Tiddlywinks on the Atari PussPuss

I have like a 1 sqft space perfect for a mini bookshelf of sorts BUT when I try to look that up I either find things that are still too big, super suuuuper small ""anxiety bookshelves"" (whatever the hell that is) or ai generated garbage

Anybody else up and having cereal and chips after going into a daze and reorganizing a massive section of their room

“my head kind of hurts” reports man whos been sanding plastic in an unventilated room all day

blasted adhd brain i let a bunch of paint dry on my brush because my neurons told me to start doing Other Tasks

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/21586 『最恐！危険生物フィギュア～鰐～』12月発売予定。 "The Most Terrifying! Dangerous Creature Figure - Crocodile" is scheduled to be released in December. #ガチャポン #gachapon

New sentences are invented every day

Perhaps one of my favorite thrift finds ever, the crouch meat for wendys ground beef heavy duty plastic milk crate

Youtube ads have gotten out of control because why am I getting an ad that covers 2/3rds of my entire phone screen when I pause a video in portrait mode

To be so delicate. So fragile and beautiful. In a world like this?

Nothing worse than blind purchasing a cd because the art looks cool and then being majorly disappointed in it