Happy #fcf or whatever

Question, should I go back to a moustache/goatee combo? Here's an old photo for reference:

Is this what they call a sleeper build?

Rise and shiiine🎶

Be honest, do I look fat in this photo?

I lost the button on these shorts and I don't feel like ordering a new pair so we make it fas(whorish)hion now

You guys like me for my personality and my opinions right?

If you didn't take photos of you in the hot tub were you really in the hot tub?

I trimmed so I look vaguely human shaped. Please clap

You ever get so horny you get like a little lightheaded? ...me neither

Finding out that my meeting today was cameras optional was perhaps the sexiest thing that's happened to me in a while

Hey long time no see

Thank you Google for reminding me that I'm a whore, 'preciate it.

Please enjoy this candid moment of me enjoying the fact that my breasts, boobs, jugs, and titties are indeed huge

While I have many talents, being able to lick my tit isn't one of them. Unfortunate

Hey babe you mind taking care of this while I put in some last minute reports?

I fucked up shaving today so I had cut everything off AND there's a staff meeting today???? AND they requested cameras on??? I can only take so much abuse

Damn it's Tuesday again already?

Having a good skin day so it must be documented

It's chewsday innit? #tummytuesday

Can we have a moment to appreciate my mammoth sized thighs?

Rate my fit: #tummytuesday edition

Finally getting around to playing ff16 and I'm already down bad for 80% of the cast

*Patch 3.20 -more weight has now been added - skincare regimen has been added to daily roulette *Bug fixes - we have decided to keep the fat tits bug enabled because I mean look at them.

Am I cold? Yes Will I continue to not wear pants at my desk? Also yes

Now are you gonna let me bounce on it and call you a good boy or what

So what you tryna play with? (Sidenote: jfc my thighs are MASSIVE)

Post nut clarity came in clutch this morning, almost made plans to meet a contender for the title "lamest guy"

Happy birthday to me and my balls

I'm too indecisive but these both would eattttt

Me with darktide/vermintide

Don't mind me, just trying to get extra lotion off my hands

Finally finished a year long pathfinder campaign and I can't wait for the next one!

Tragedy

Cloak and Dagger is such a busted champ wtf lmao

Thick thighs do what?

What an interesting lineup for wrapped lol

Happy Tuesday~

Reminder to say your prayers before eating

I feel like hot death but at least I look hot

People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie? Quote share your answer only in GIF form.

Soft & wet

Juicy ass thread, reskeet(what a wild term) with yours

One of my fave highlights from the hellsite

Good morning, I swear this towel shrunk in the dryer or something

Got rid of the hell app and will be offloading a lot of nudes in the coming days, please plan accordingly

Why the hell am I up this early on my day off?

I really need to use this angle more often

I've been awake for 30 minutes and I already wanna go back to bed