Mood when I got to work and realized it’s Wednesday after spending the first hour of my day thinking it was Thursday

I really do love living in Chicago and I’ve grown to enjoy all of its quirks and traditions BUT the air and water show is stupid as fuck and I hate it so much

Biggest missed opportunity in the world is that there isn’t a place to just stream every episode of Wendy Williams show. I would fall asleep to it nightly

People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame

LGBT = Let’s Go Buy Tickets 💅🏾

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

From @aoc.bsky.social, what we should have heard from Jeffries and others in the Democratic leadership

I don’t think I’ve seen a single statement from a Democratic Senator calling this what it is: an unconstitutional military action that is grounds for immediate impeachment and removal.

Millennials:

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

Tonight in a nutshell

This Keke Palmer visual album just snatched my wig clean off 🔥🔥🥵🥵 youtu.be/spC7UZFT6o0?...

This Keke Palmer visual album just snatched my wig clean off 🔥🔥🥵🥵 youtu.be/spC7UZFT6o0?...

People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame

Finally! ☀️😎

*waves hands at democratic backsliding*

gays love to be like “this outfit was a hit last night” and they’re just fully naked

It’s so horny over here during insomnia hours lol

🌈🦄 Happy Pride!!!! 🌈🦄

Some recession indicators are better than others 😋

michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams

😬

Duke rn

It turns out a cabinet full of camera-ready dilettantes operates pretty much exactly how you'd expect

Why the fuck does Tate McRae have to go so hard?!? Like, how dare she?!?

Jeffries is skating rn because of Schumer’s spectacular spinelessness, but the fact that they couldn’t get in a room and come up with a coherent strategy for putting up a united front and a list of demands ahead of time means he probably should get the fuck out too

I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.

Chuck Schumer is a Yes vote on Cloture away from funding a $75 million dollar primary challenge against himself

The time to intervene is not now, while your loved one dangles over a volcano. We must save our energy for if she falls in

Intrusive thought: if you told me when we were kids that the WASPy lady who was getting powerbombed through tables was going to dismantle the Department of Education in 20 years I would have tried to have you committed. And I would have been successful in doing so.

Serena crip walking on Drakes grave 🧑🏿‍🍳💋

Serena crip walking on Drakes grave 🧑🏿‍🍳💋

A MINORRRRRRRRR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Drake in his scream room rn going THROUGH IT 😂😂

Good Morning!

That sure looked like a touchdown to me 🐍

That last throw on 3rd down 🐍👀

Yves Missi works SO HARD chasing down these bricks off the offensive glass

One thing is for sure: no matter where she’s headed she will NEVER reach her final destination

This diva was literally perfection

Based on everything we know about him, it’s a mortal lock that someone out there is in possession of luigi mangione nudes.

Me sitting front row at Willie’s postgame presser

This should really be the last game Willie Green ever coaches for the Pelicans. He constantly preaches effort and his team let go of the rope. At home. Against the Raptors. Who were 0-for the season on the road. #nba

The vibe is rancid!! Very sad!! I can’t go back!! It’s like watching ur childhood home become a factory farm for hogs