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Germany actually losing a WC penalty shootout has a very end of days, four horsemen type vibe to it. Hold your loved ones tight folks, we don't have long left...

Not entirely shocked by this, was likely when we heard a deal was still being discussed back in May.... www.suttonunited.net/official-sim... #suttonunited

Sad to lose Junior, but good luck to the lad. Could go far. www.suttonunited.net/official-ecc... #suttonunited

Oh. Will Tizzard has gone as well we see. 👋

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Welcome to GGL Sam! www.suttonunited.net/official-fol... #suttonunited

Spain drew 0-0 with Cape Verde you say?

How on earth have we never heard the term 'pretendances' before now? 😆

Watched about 4mins of the highlights of Mexico v SA and had to turn off. Watching the team in yellow constantly pissing away possession in and around their own box was just too much to bear. Think we have PTSD from last season...

Ha! Bet you thought we were done flogging this one! You wouldn't be that lucky sunshine...

Well, we think we can firmly say the signing 'promising exciting youngsters' moneyball spreadsheet bollocks era is history. Another solid signing. www.suttonunited.net/official-nig... #suttonunited

Good morning lovelies, this morning on Breel Embolo's World Cup ESTA refusal and Iran not being allowed to stay in the US during the tournament. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/refusing-p...

Another older, experienced head in for next season. Welcome to GGL Jordan! www.suttonunited.net/sutton-unite... #suttonunited

We had this go live last night in case you were interested. We're definitely not hawking this endlessly out of a guilty conscience. Ooooh no.

Looks like we got ourselves a big lad up top. Welcome to GGL Temi! www.suttonunited.net/official-tem... #suttonunited

Morning gang! Just a little something we put out last night in case you missed it. Owed someone a favour you see and payment was due...

Prank calling Babestation, nicking a Sub's Tracksuit Top and Nipping out for a Loaf of Bread. Here's a bit of summer action from us with a WELL overdue review of this fine tome from fellow Sutton sufferer Mr Lowery. Enjoy! www.gandermonium.com/2026/06/amat... #suttonunited

Good news, if not the most surprising! #suttonunited www.suttonunited.net/jake-taylor-...

Also, we do have a little something to go live on the blog very shortly! Let's just say we're settling up an old debt with this one. Got some slight site issues to sort first though, bear with us...

First summer signing's not a bad one. Sort of experience we desperately need more of. Welcome to GGL Charlie! #suttonunited www.suttonunited.net/official-car...

Hearing that we're off to AFC Totton for a PSF on 11th July. Good god. Away? On a SATURDAY? TO ANEW GROUND?

Second friendly announced. Salisbury away! On a fucking Tuesday.

Had a Hearts fan start at work a couple weeks back. Told him I genuinely hoped they'd win the SPL. Had a chat Thursday in the office and asked him how he thought today would go. "They'll get a penalty and/or a late winner. Nailed on".

Gaffer on the National League Lowdown podcast this week. #suttonunited youtu.be/a3MsO164yyM?...

Fucks sake, our dull as ditchwater pre-season run continues. First friendly has been announced for 28th July. Folkestone! At home. 😐

Matt Gray back in management at Eastleigh we see...

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We're sure this will 100% swing it for a lot of wavering would be attendees. Nailed on lads. Best world cup ever etc etc etc. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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Wanted South Shields and Turkey, got Kiddy and Hornchurch.

So it's back to Harrogate & Barrow, Worthing, Fylde, Kiddy/South Shields & Horchurch/Turkey next season. Only one new ground there. Slim pickings.

Not many surprises there tbh. Can't believe we're still stuck with White though. What an absolute bust of a signing that was! 🙄 www.suttonunited.net/official-ret... #suttonunited

So you thought just the end of that Rochdale - York game was peak Bastard League yeah? You don't know the half of it mate. Fucking proper mental wacky races La Bastarda nonsense this. 😂 #nationalleague

Photos from @suttonunitedwomen.bsky.social's 2-1 win against Ebbsfleet United: www.flickr.com/photos/paull... Photos not to be used without permission.

1-0: Brianna Gilbert-Lawal reacts quickest to the rebound from her initial shot and nutmegs the Ebbsfleet 'keeper to give @suttonunitedwomen.bsky.social the lead:

Ten years ago today, the day after the night before. Jesus. And in case you're wondering, we didn't steal it, we merely borrowed it. 😋 #suttonunited

Can't trust this lot with anything. 😂

Final day line up. #suttonunited

Slightly surprised to see Alex Kirk get a new deal tbh. Decent player so hope he can stay fit next season. 🙏

Just threw up a bit in our mouths.

Oop. There it is. Looks like the old kettle is running a bit fast today.

<checks watch> About time Chelsea sacked a manager innit? 🤔

Massive clear out coming a week tomorrow going by this and Tuesday's missive... youtu.be/qLXVkS07eMU?... #suttonunited

1-2 FT. Did we expect anything else from this bunch of absolute losers?

Minute left. FK wide, one last chance to load the box, see if we can....oh ffs he's overhit it straight out of play.

8mins added. Thanks to some mass shithousing by Alty. Yeah, thanks lads. 🙄