Say whay you want about Richard Keys, but this is an absolutely elite level christmas day

The top of the National League is ridiculous. Again. York and Rochdale will both finish the season on 100+ points. They play each other at Spotland on the final day of the season and only ONE will go up automatically. Football.

My word. Ipswich Town. 😂😂😂

That was a hard watch. No pace, guile, or left hand side. Brentford annoyingly decent. DCL and Nmecha completely isolated. Must do better. #lufc

Wouldn’t be surprised if my Dad gets in touch with the CAF lads and asks them to investigate the 1975 European Cup final … #lufc

Imagine my surprise #lufc

Can you appeal second yelllow cards? #lufc

So poor from Leeds, and even poorer from the ref. He's absolutely fucked up there. Dishing out yellows with no idea who he'd booked before. #lufc

That is some hat-trick. Wow.

Guddy has been way to good for these chumps from minute one. #lufc

VAR measuring noses and foreheads. Not sure I can take much much more.

A somewhat sub-optimal couple of evenings for #lufc, huh.

I'm trying to be level headed, but that was awful tonight and so frustrating. They were there for the taking; 22yo GK making his first ever start with their captain and talisman on the bench and Farke picks 8 defensive players who've all played the last 3, and serves that up. Urgh. #lufc

Every single aspect of this game has been absolutely rancid. #lufc

This has to be one of the worst games I've seen this season, and that includes a trip to the Fairfax Plant Hire Stadium to watch Selby Town. #lufc

Never mind El Classico, it's Harrogate v Cheltenham in League 2 tonight, which has a much better nickname, 'The Spaby'. 🚿

Never thought I’d ever say this, but, well played, Manchester …. 👏

What's happened to Jamie Redknapp's eye?!

Weaver and Hinchcliffe on Sky Sports must only be the only people in the entire world who think keepers are seriously injured when they sit on the floor 'hurt' and the rest of the team runs to the bench.

Kalvin Phillips, sent off for a shin breaker in a Chris Wilder team featuring Pat Bamford against a Sheffield Wednesday side masrhalled by Liam Cooper. I woudn't have batted an eyelid at any of these outcomes if it wasn't for Marcelo Bielsa.

Nico O'Reilly is some player. Annoying.

I don't think I'd swap our next ten games with anyone. Especially when - Man City aside - our home games are; Sunderland Brentford Wolves Burnley Brighton #lufc

#lufc have now for 31 points after 27 games. In the last two full seasons, the 18th placed teams got 26 points (Luton) and 25 points (Leicester). Even in the seasons before that, 18th placed still only got 34, 35, 28, 34, 34, 33, 34 and 37 points for Newcastle. 25/26 is classic Leeds.

So much resting on staying in the league this season. Could be hugely wrong here, but, feels like survival this season could well be survival next season, too. Any of the three teams coming up to the Premier League will struggle massively. #lufc

A brilliant point 👈 all things considered #lufc

Back home after a fantastic week in Gran Canaria. A 25 degree drop in temperature was a bit of a shock, mind you.

Currently in Gran Canaria for some winter sun. We did a boat trip yesterday to see some Atlantic Spotted Dolphins. I say ‘see’, I spent 4 hours chundering into various sick bags whilst not moving. Worst €40 I’ve ever spent. 😅

Didn’t watch the #lufc game this afternoon. But it wasn’t a bad substitute; UD San Fernando v CD Herbania. A 1-0 home victory, 3 red cards and an ice cream.

Richard III just before the battle of bosworth …

Hideous scum bastard. Looks like a scarecrow has been made to wear a suit for a funeral. The irony is of course that the uk has been colonised by immigrants. About 10,000 years ago.

If you could pick 5 home games to end the season, it wouldn't be a million miles away from this, would it? #lufc Sunderland (H) Brentford (H) Wolverhampton Wanderers (H) Burnley (H) Brighton & Hove Albion (H)

Trying not to jinx it, but a point here would be absolutely massive. #lufc

A very Leedsy 10 minutes or so for Sheff United ... ! #lufc

Honest to god, fuck VAR.

Can’t sleep. Might have to have a Bovril. Decent evening, though. #lufc

Elland Road tonight. Got that awful churned up feeling in the stomach. But, as @joseybackupnorth.bsky.social said they other day … bsky.app/profile/jose...

Understand I'm exceptionally late to the party here, but how good is nutella by the way.

Right going to bed, I've just had another bet on Leeds to go down. £520 in the sky rocket if they do. That'll do. Will be very happy to lose my stakes so it's a win-win. Na night.

Chelsea? Cracking set of lads.

Harry Gray scored for Rotherham again. #lufc

Pathetic from Darlow. Has there ever been a more uninspiring set of keepers than our three at minute? So bad. #lufc

Some end to the Benfica game!

Phew. Happy with the point in the end but hard to shake the feeling that; a) we (and Daniel) got away with one there, and b) with a bit more managerial nouse we could have got 3 points which would have been great, what with Arse, Chelsea, Villa and Man City being 4 of the next 5. *gulp* #lufc

How can Farke not see what we've all been seeing for the last 15 minutes? What's he thinking? I like the guy but I genuinely don't understand it/him. #lufc

Very impressive half from #lufc. If I was watching another team, say, Forest, Bournemouth or Palace, I'd be saying; "this lot look great - there's no way they're going down" but this is Leeds and I'm still shitting myself!

I reckon an old BT phone box has more chance of beating a man than Aaronson has. #lufc

I sent that Osmajic nutcase from Preston back to his usual tricks again tonight. Has had an 8 game ban for biting last season, and tonight was back from a 9 game ban for racial abuse and goes and then goes and headbutts a Hull player. Fella is crackers. Needs help. And a long suspension.

Absolutely sensational #afcon! 😅