I sent that Osmajic nutcase from Preston back to his usual tricks again tonight. Has had an 8 game ban for biting last season, and tonight was back from a 9 game ban for racial abuse and goes and then goes and headbutts a Hull player. Fella is crackers. Needs help. And a long suspension.

Absolutely sensational #afcon! 😅

It's a shame Farke didn't act at decisively when it came to Meslier last season. #lufc

Erm? #lufc

This summer marks 30 years since Three Lions came out for Euro ’96. Which means that in June, we’ll be as close to England’s 4–1 win over Holland as Baddiel & Skinner were to the 1966 World Cup when they wrote it! 💀

Since he pissed off to Everton at the start of 23/24, Jack Harrison played over 4,500 minutes of football - about 50 full games. In that time he's managed just 4 goals & 3 assists. Despite his Bielsan credits, I'm struggling to muster anything more than a fuckity bye over his departure. #lufc

Jack Harrison's house on Rightmove, is that who I think it is ... ?! #lufc

Quite enjoyed that. Not even going to let Jack Harrison spoil it. #lufc

Why didn't Piroe smash the penalty like he did for the shot that hit the post? Does my nut in. #lufc

Premer League table exactly 24 years ago; 9th of January 2002. #lufc look in great shape. All set for a decade or more of success. Marvellous...

If last night’s #lufc game didn’t do me in, seeing a squirrel darting out from the trees and being splatted on the road by the car in front has completely finished me off this morning. 😩

Tell you what, I wouldn't be adverse to an approach for James Trafford this January. #lufc

Fucking. Brutal. #lufc

Oh my word. #lufc

Ah man, Schar's ankle looked absolutely dreadful there. #newlee

No matter how this - tonight's game and the season in general - ends, giving it a proper go against good, established Premier League teams is all you can ask for really. Fair play. #lufc

#lufc fans, DO NOT look at the live league table.

Sorry, that was my fault.

Really pleased for Brendy to be in a bit of a purple patch. I know he's still going to do Brendy things but he deserves this run of form. Hope this is a win for him. #lufc

Good grief. Leeds United are now *14/1* to get relegated with Sky Bet and Paddy Power. Thats's an implied probability of just 6.7%. 😱 #lufc

Two very limited teams, there, and a good result for #lufc, I think. If we can't finish above at least one of them, we absolutely deserve to be playing Millwall again next year.

Good grief. Leeds United are *12/1* to get relegated with Sky Bet and Paddy Power. I can't spake. #lufc

If you'd have told me 5 weeks ago that #lufc would be the bookies favourites to beat scum at home tomorrow and in doing so we could be *TEN* points and over a dozen goals clear of the relegation zone, I'd have slapped your face and called you a madman (or woman). Nuts.

I'm starting to think that the FIFA Peace Prize might be a bit of a sham.

That was a terrific point. Feared the worst when I saw the team but properly dug in and could almost have snatched it. Onto scum. #lufc

What the heck?!

#lufc are 6/1 to go down with most of the major bookies. Might have to avail myself of some of that. Love a bit of emotional hedge betting.

When you’re managing Palace vs Spurs at 4.30 and commanding a German U boat at 8.

What ever happened to Dirty Leeds?! No #lufc outfield player has been booked for the last three games in a row! 🟨 ❌

Has anyone updated the DCL goal map, yet? #lufc

That is a right goal. #lufc

What a set of penalties these. All sensational.

Just back from a couple of days in Belfast. Not been for years. Great place. Really enjoyed.

🎶 Top 15% on Monzo for buying pies and beer at Elland Road, you’ll never sing that 🎶 #lufc

Is it correct that Palace are at home on Thursday night in the Conference League and then come to Elland Road 48 hours later?! That's NUTS?! #lufc

You know something? I'd absolutely love it (love it) if Bournemouth got dragged into the mix and go down.

Absolutely no way thats a penalty 🤣🤣 #lufc

Have you ever seen Keith Andrews and a young Monty Don in the same room? #lufc

Just finished this. My word. An absolutely fucking magnificent, brutal, hopeful, unforgetable, devastating novel that caused a few tears. Up there with the best I've read & definitely the best of 2025. Would highly recommend. (N.B. Some of the subject matter is pretty dark but skilfully dealt with)

Think Wolves might go down you know.

Nice one Georgi!

This World Cup draw is an absolute shambles. It’s like something from a failed task on The Apprentice. Embarrassing.

Amazing! #lufc

Great 3 points and a great performance to go with it. Credit to Farke for (finally) changing things and playing the way we all thought he was going to four months ago. #lufc

It's time .... #lufc

As far as game plans go, that was pretty perfect. Chelsea playing like they've never seen each other before, mind you.

I know nothing about football but this starting line up AWAY to Man City is absolutely wild. So many head scratches. #lufc

Scum are *SO* back 😂

Arsenal playing Freed From Desire after a win is so National League South.

One day I’m starting a 1950s-style blues band called Daniel Farke and the Substitutions. Our entire setlist will be the same mildly successful song from years ago, played over and over. #lufc