Despite yesterday, and despite our wingers, we're still 'only' 6th most likely to go down according to the exchange. #lufc

Went to York v Wealdstone today. Never seen clobber like it from the Stones manager. Looked like he’d been shooting a JLS music video. Got spanked 4-0, too.

Taiwan live updating the scoreboard in their match against Thailand using Microsoft Powerpoint

I absolutely HATE modern / Premier League football. Can you fall out of love with something? #lufc

Just finished the 8th Strike book by Robert Galbraith*. Quite meandering at times, and lots of seperate threads to keep on top of, but another excellent addition to the series. *𝑎𝑘𝑎 𝐽𝐾 𝑅𝑜𝑤𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡

Does anyone know if Mark Crossley has got any stories about Brian Clough? Would love to hear them.

Spurs look good. We look spirited. Would I take a draw? Probably. #lufc

Watching the Everton v West Ham game, and after very much enjoying the welcome Tyler Adams got back at Elland Road on Saturday, got me thinking about how Summerville's return will go down? Personally I'm not that fussed either way but ... ?

As ever in football, game state and the timing of goals is everything. We score a last minute equaliser after s good performance and it feels like a win, the other way round and you cant help but be thoroughly pissed off. #lufc

This is going to be the cringiest thing we've ever heard, isn't it? #lufc

Some result for York tonight after Saturday's blank. And always nice to see an ex scummer get splatted 5-0.

Farke’s Norwich got 26 points (six wins and eight draws) from 49 matches in the PL. He’s more than a quarter of the way to that total with #lufc after 5 games. Just need to be playing against Jose Sa every week.

So, #lufc, how was it? Not seen anything bar the highlights as have had a full day of my lads football; game in Scarborough early doors then straight to the York game for ballboy duties (him, not me). Some strike from Stach. Their keeper looked to mess up both that one & Okafors? Still, get in!

Anyone with even the most rudimentary Partridge knowledge will have nailed question 4 in today’s Quiz Of The Day …

If I were Leeds United I would simply purchase a player who could use his legs to take free kicks and corners.

What am I missing? Why has he swapped both wingers?! #lufc

Sheffield United are absolutely diabolical. Both Sheffield teams going down this year?!

Really not a fan of seeing Twitter/X posts/screenshots on here — I joined Bluesky to get away from that rancid shitshow and need to avoid for my own sanity.

The Lambs were slaughtered by the Minstermen tonight via four second half goals. Tommy Tonks waddling round the pitch trying to keep up with the York midfield was a joy to behold. 😂

Always knew Ashley Barnes was an absolute wrong un. Helping to rig horse races as well as being a shit footballer. www.mirror.co.uk/sport/horse-...

Bit of a lunar eclipse going on out/up there tonight.

Which idiot changed the colour of the salt bags in salt & shake crisps from blue to white? Absolutely outrageous decision. They're impossible to find now. I demand to speak to the manager.

Nice to see that Liam Cooper has found a new career outside of football. #lufc

Lee Dixon there, talking about watching Nottingham Forest's Elliott Anderson "running the show against Leeds last week". Leeds haven't played Forest for over two years. Useless.

It's been a bad couple of weeks for people need Raynor.

Went to Adel Dam and Bradford today. Lovely stuff.

My mind was blown today. Bought some crispy seaweed to accompany a chinese curry. Casually reading the packaging and discovered IT'S NOT SEAWEED it's actually fried spring greens?! I've never eaten Seaweed. It's ALWAYS been fried spring greens. Even in restaurants. I've been living a lie.

Let Down by Radiohead has been my favourite track since 1997. Was absolutely blown away by it when first heard it and loved it ever since. However, I've just read an article to say it's recently gone viral on Tik Tok. What the actual fuck? Milennials ruining things for everyone again.

Half of me is pissed off that Chelsea do this, the other half thinks it serves the dickhead right. What did he think was going to happen? #lufc

JK Rowling has got a brand new book out today in the Strike series. They've sold 20+ million and are really great and thoroughly enjoyable. Her tweets today have been about: The book - 2 Graham Linehan - 8 Absolute madness.

This is spot on from @football365.bsky.social ... #lufc

HERE WE GO! #lufc

Somebody make it make sense. #lufc

Every club in the P.L. has spent over £20m on a least one player, bar one. That same club have recruited 3 forwards who collectively cost less than that, two are injury prone, the other has only produced in a minor leagues. A window that sorely sells short the manager and the supporters.

Just seen that chump who was up top for Newcastle on Saturday is the subject of a £28m bid from Frankfurt. I don't understand.

Nice to know that the big lads at Elland Road aren't on holiday, and whilst a new face is always welcome, is he what we actually need, really? #lufc

Been discussing with a pal and I’m pleased to announce my updated favourite months; 1. May 2. December 3. June 4. July 5. August 6. March 7. April 8. October 9. September 10. November 11. January 12. February

12 hours to go. A window that started off pretty impressively has - miracle(s) aside - turned to into one big, half arsed disappointment. Like ordering sticky toffee pudding and getting angel delight served in Tupperware. #lufc

I still miss Georgi #lufc #bhafc

After the last 7 days, will absolutely take that. Plenty of positives; back 4 hardly put a foot wrong, big performances from Gruev, Stach and Longstaff and DCL and Nmecha look exactly what we’ve needed for 2 years. 3 days to add some stardust now …. ? #lufc

Is he a right winger?

The sun set at 8.01pm here in Yorkshire tonight. It isn’t going to set past 8pm again until April next year. Absolutely fuck that.

Oh what a night…

Absolute LOL at Onana. OMG. Genuinely pathetic.

What’s Alfred Schreuder up to these days? #lufc

I’m a bit of a connoisseur of shit Leeds performances in cup competitions & that’s up there with my all time favourites. Darlow’s majestic own goal. DCL’s truly astonishing cameo. Missing every penalty. The fact that we lost to some children at a club tearing itself apart. Positively sublime. #lufc

Absolutely grim from start to finish, front to back and left to right. What a set of absolute mongoloids. 😂 #lufc

#lufc are losing to a team so young that some of the players are wearing shirts without sponsors because they're not old enough to gamble. 😂😂

Absolute LOL #lufc

Did the commentator just say #lufc scored 11 goals from corners last year? More than anyone else? That's got to be BS hasn't it?!