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Me: Look at her hair, in the back. It’s so long…Congratz, buddy, you’re gonna start looking like a girl soon. Other Q: You’re finally receiving your gender

Whimsy

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Don’t forget to bundle up your 0 body fat twink tonight, it’s a chilly one #art

Sitting on the floor to keep Mini Q away from Other Q’s eggs She decides to come and share my eggs instead Fritz also decides to come a share(eat anything she drops/beg) I am surrounded by little goblins who want my food

She’s so incredibly amused by this creature and his ways

Mini Q did the thing where we bring up a concern with the doctor then suddenly the issue stops being an issue Those almost 2 months of night wakings, staying up for 2-3 hours after waking up, etc? Gone within a week 😭

Memories of someone you barely remember #art

Iron Lung next Friday

Mini Q isn’t interested in toys or cartoons. She desires 24/7 bird feeder cam

Other Q’s been trying to get Mini Q to howl like a wolf, but instead of doing that she throws her head back and goes “UUHHHHHHHH” It’s very funny

Mini Q has figured out she can play with Fritz if she wiggles a ribbon around but also now shoves it into his face

Devotion #art

Hate this man #art

Left Mini Q with her graunt and gruncle for a few hours so we could get some things done and there were MULTIPLE times where my brain almost sent me into a panic because “why is baby being so quiet?????”

I overhear your brain when it's close to mine Oh, I know that we're not the same My heart's on the line I'm just a pawn in your game Not your partner in crime And you're slowly killing me Taking your time… #art

Trying to learn better ways to draw Jas’ fuck ass frilly collars by looking at Shadow Milk Cookie fanart

Yesterday, the pediatrician asked if Mini Q’s clapping, which she isn’t Other Q’s been trying to teach her how ever since, but she would much slam her hands on the nearest hard surface

Relax. Let someone else take care of you for once. #art

Me trying to have an oc conversation that’s NOT about Jas

A girl and her murder giraffe #art

Testing his limits #art

Papa’s hat #art

Jasper’s trying to explode Maverick’s head with his mind #art

Aspen you look dumb as fuck, go change #art

Fritz purring and nuzzling Mini Q’s hand and not moving away despite her not yet knowing she has to be gentle and yanks at any part of him she can get ahold of gives off the same energy as Markiplier going “I’m not a masochist”

I think Mini Q’s been trying to hum 🥺

No need to pet cat when cat pat cat for you

I’ve seen so many people say “it’s only been 3 days” and just Yeah

I’ve always wanted to do one of these. 2025 had a rough middle for baby related reasons but I think I really came out on top after I started Obsessing Over The Man™️ #art

Can’t believe this is the last fucking thing I make in 2025 Happy New Year everybody 🎉 🎉 🎉 #art

It’s funny watching a 27 yo man fight off an (almost) 9 mo because she wants his cheezits

“Do say hello to █████ for me.” #art

Is this normal shiny luck for this game??? This is like my 4th or 5th within the month

You are your father’s daughter #art

Why he do that #art

JASPER CAN (just barely) TAKE NINKURRU IN A FIGHT #art

Feeling sick, need the jingle jangle man to bring me soup #art

I got over 9 hours of sleep last night merry crisis

A nightmare #art

Drew a Jas thing but I made him cute and now I’m PISSED OFF IM GONNA FUCKIN

Tis the season for Chocolate crinkles

This just in: worst man in the world finally gains An Ability™️ Don’t go to sleep #art

Got Pokémon sleep for fun (all my bitches tired) and I got some shinies this morning!!

Been spending my free time being trash today. So time well spent I think #art

Uhmm… You’re interrupting an important meeting, close the door #art

Sigh I talk a lot of shit about him but I love Jasper He’s my funky little man My disastrous purple freak I’m pretty sure he has every disease I mean cmon just look at him