One of the weirdest things to come out of The Simpsons neverendingness is just how much airtime they give Superintendent Chalmers

Tron is such a bizarre franchise to me. Nothing ever does particularly well critically or financially and I don't think it really has mass market recognisability/appeal - but boy will they keep trying

Work decided not to make me redundant (based only on the fact I'm not paid enough for it to make a difference). But I do get to pick up a lot of the higher paid redundant folk's work, for no extra money

It's funny how differently they're having to format the Traitors now to try and maximize everybody's airtime

It is the time of year where my feet enter their permanently cold state. Always think maybe this year will be different. But no, must suffer

Booked a day off to go to the Nintendo Store the day it opens and I am very excited!! (Also cautious knowing scalpers will probably clear every shelf by the time I get there)

I worry sometimes I am the most boring person someone could know, but I'm trying to embrace it. It's their fault for keeping me around and maybe I can make them feel better about themselves by comparison

Tummy has been in a perpetual state of gurgle for a while now

The roundtables in Traitors Ireland were a lot of fun until the microaggressions started

Booked tickets for three events in London on the same day which is a) very efficient and/or b) very stupid

Very very tired. Very

Super Mario Galaxy was one of my best friends growing up and it's weirdly comforting seeing her all glowed up

Neighbour/Ben took pity on me and decided to let me have my parcel. I got a free cloth. Love cloths

Think the world/delivery services are telling me to buy less because for the third time this year my parcel has been delivered to the wrong address. This one has no photo, so I don't even know where to hunt it down. Cruel! I don't want to play

I'm excited for Oh, Mary coming to London, but it's like, tentative excitement since so much of it hinges on who they cast

Started a game backlog spreadsheet (again) and the Switch alone is at 55 games (not including the emulator catalogs on there too) and I just don't know if I'll live this long

I got a haircut and a tiny Car Mouth Kirby

Paying a person to cut your head hairs only is such a silly thing

I never give myself a break (I'm awful) but it's on a whole other level when I have to wrap presents. I just can't do it! I know exactly what to do but my hands won't let me! I'm so uncoordinated! Why won't paper fold in the way I think physics should work?? Why should a cylinder have one end bigger

Nobody stopped me! This is everybody's fault but mine

In the character selection screen of Mario Kart Wii, the princesses have tiny biker versions of themselves hidden inside their bodies. This is due to the game loading both the dress and biker models at the same time for efficiency, and simply shrinking the currently unused one.

I don't know if a lot of you have surnames

Curious as to how Galaxy will differ from the 3D All Stars release but how do they answer that in any marketable way? "No it's exactly the same, don't buy it" or "we made these tiny, tiny tweaks and it's absolutely buying it all over!!"

Still won't let myself play Mario Kart World online. I have not earned the right

They stopped releasing these in the UK and I can import a bunch more from the US, but with an extortionate shipping fee. I need a sensible person to talk me down

My personality has very much become The Things I Own but this is for the best because everything else about me is deeply unpleasant

There is no more room on any of my display units for more Lego, but,

They sure do make it hard to be excited for anything Tomb Raider related nowadays

The last couple months I've been struggling with remembering what button does what in video games and it's starting to worry me. My time is coming

Why and how and why is it only Tuesday?

These are tiny and pointless, just like me!

Made a bunch of spreadsheets for people at work and got feedback "the numbers get broken when you filter it". They meant the actual row numbers. Because when you filter, rows get hidden. They don't like this. Ugh

If I ever got a tattoo it would be Kirby but I'm never going to get a tattoo

Men came over and installed new windows. Now all my things are covered in dust and it's all in my orifices

Finished another Lost rewatch. I will always defend the finale but the more I watch it, it feels very "okay let's get this over with, but set it to a really incredible score". Season 6 totally falls apart if you think about it too much, and the finale is the same way (but again, beautiful music)

I find it hard to know where to start with books, they do not get recommended to you like TV shows/movies/video games. Maybe I only know illiterate people. Which is fine! Good for them! What are your favourite books??

Kong Donked. Good times had. Will miss

Bought myself a new e-reader because reading is fun but I just don't have the attention span for it. I'm hoping the self imposed guilt of "you bought this thing, now use it" will win out

People should not call me on Teams without asking first. I have not rendered yet

I got a haircut and a tiny Marge

Weirdly fascinated to know if this is considered a spinoff and not just another season, how do you title a show when your flagship is celebrities and your spinoff is civilians? Is this Traitors Normies?

Too many

Sweaty and also covered in insect bites. I am delicious

Almost finished Donking my Kong but I do not want it to end

I bought Death Becomes Her on Blu-ray and there's a spelling mistake on the cover. I hope someone was fired

A sucker for Tim Hortons

I will get donuts today

Just need to survive two more shifts without doing a violence

Fantastic Four was no Incredibles, but then again nothing ever will be

Life is just work and Donkey Kong and nothing interesting to say. I have my first week off since March soon and I am so ready and will eat many donuts