Trying to hit $350 so I dont lose my job. Any amount helps. Feel free to share.

Finally got a job for my disability that allows work from home but need some start up supplies. Took over a year to find this job and I really need it. Anything helps. ko-fi.com/pinkypie6969...

I know this may sound odd but the Pilot G207 are the best pens EVER!! If I could find them in every color Id buy 3 of each to to keep a stockpile!!

Some people really shouldn't be left unsupervised...ever!!

I did not wish death upon Mr. Kirk but I won't pretend Ill miss him either.

Donald Drumpf is a first class dingus and from the bottom of my heart I wish him every pain he has inflicted on others.

Trump can lick my duck dingleberries.

There are two things I will always believe: 1. All you need to do is exist to be worthy of love and compassion. That's not an automatic pass to be an unmitigated douche, but you can be held accountable and be loved. 2. Penis jokes will always be funny. Always.

While I dont know what the human word is, in Duck the word we use to describe the Tangerine Toddler is "dumb cunt," which means dumb cunt. Stay lovely duckies!

Need a hug!

If the world is going to end Id like to start something like a seed vault but for hot male nudes. So many wonderful tallywhakers that should be preserved as art. Send me all your artwork gents. For posterity.

This world is full of selfish assholes who think they're doing the world a favor if they stop being selfish assholes for 5 seconds.

I am bored off my tits!! Someone do something amusing or pornographic!

Sometimes our greatest strength is vulnerability...or liquor. Depends on the day.

When you feel depressed and alone just remember that statistically 9 people per day masturbate thinking about you.

If they wanted to, they would. #always

Maybe the real war plans were the drunken irresponsible friends we made along the way.

Put it on my bill!!! Bring it mother huggers!!

Im feeling a soup phase comming on. What's your go to soup? Recipe if possible. #soup #hungry #hungry

Dear Democrats: I don't give a feathered ducks rump about class, composure and decorum. Get off your ass. Start frothing at the mouth. Get angry and get shit done.

Rest now ducks. There are still many battles left to be fought.

Do you ever hear an idiot talk and wish you could throw a handful of warm mayonnaise at their stupid face?! Just me? Ok then.

Well me and Mr Duck are about 1k behind on bills. If you are in the North Texas area and in the market for two adjustable beds or a kitchen table let me know.

Pro Tip: A good hotel will never state your full room number out loud but instead write it down and circle it for you.

When you walk down the road, Heavy burden heavy load I will rise and I will walk with you.

Dude. I'm Pissed. youtube.com/shorts/zBYoY...

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business. Costco Meijer Kroger Giant Grocery Ben & Jerry’s Ulta, Macy’s Old Navy Nordstrom’s TJ Maxx GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…) Dollar Tree Walgreens Wegmans

Whenever someone starts a sentence with "Well, technically...," they are about to either be an incredible bore or an incredible asshole. Neither is endearing.

Some days our most heroic act is putting one foot in front of the other and showing up. Don't let anyone diminish your light, your efforts or your victories simply because they are too dense or dull to appreciate them. #light #OneDayAtATime #BeYourOwnHero

Whatever happens next. Be strong.

Every once in a while to prove he doesn't read all your texts, just slip something random into a reply and watch him not respond. For example when he texts how are you, reply

In your opinion who is the biggest horses ass in history who was not a prominent political figure.

Ladies if your gentleman releases the thunder from down under and hes in the 6.5"-7.5" range youve hit the tallywhaker lottery. Anything bigger sounds fun but its just more work.

Just once I want to see a gate keeping foody snob from Italy eat a slice of lasagna from Olive Garden and exclaim, "This is the absolute tits! Italy needs to get it's shit together and catch up!!!!"

The problem with perfect is that even in the rare chance you achieve it, it's hollow and short lived. Endeavor to do what you love even if its not perfect.

Remember my little ducks, the fierceness that lives within you need not be punctuated by rage, pettiness or resentment to be powerful. A simple "no" without qualification or explanation can be a quiet river of passion and conviction.

My little Ducks-Myself and Mr Duck are moving nests and that is occupying most of my time. Rest assured you are in my heart as much as I wish Brendon Urie was in my pants.

Before you call a MAGA believer a cunt dear, just remember that they have feelings too, and call their mother a cunt as well so hopefully they cry.

Massive shout out to Mr Ducky who on Xmas eve is packing boxes so we can move out in less than 1 week. He is forever my gift except that one time he asked me to consider living on a boat and I said "My sweet sweet little duck-not even if Brendon Urie himself made sweet passionate love to me daily.

I heard a bird sing In the dark of December. A magical thing And sweet to remember. "We are nearer to Spring Than we were in September,” I heard a bird sing In the dark of December. Oliver Herford

How do you hire/appoint those who are anti-science to regulate, propagate and ultimately advance science? Its like asking me for my favorite duck a l'orange recipe.

Good morning motherduckers. Although I dont know what humans do to pass the time, if you were more ducklike it would cost zero dollars not to be a cunt and perhaps eat some delicious grapes whenever you feel like being one.

We would save so much time and money if we would all stop pretending that hot/famous people are insightful just because they make our pantaloons quack! Some of the DUMBEST people I know are hot enough to melt steel beams!!

Today just seems like one of those days where you wake up, shout "No thank you," and then reset your alarm for tomorrow. Unless it's Brendon Urie naked holding a plate of bacon and French toast Im taking a hard pass on all of it.

Folks I generally don't stop most people from following me even if you get a little salty because I can throw shade 24/7 but if you're behavior rises to the level of epic Internet troll blow hole with no substantive value beyond your face lips endlessly flapping I'll block you out of sheer boredom.

I dont know if ducks have tits but I got a big long list of the unintelligent magotia who can suck my left one regardless.

Totally dont plan on posting more than 1-2 times a week on here. Im just a wee ducky with a foul mouth and a crush on Brendon Urie. How much could I have to say? I guess time will tell. Mr Ducky and I lead a quiet and nug nug filled life. Dont need any approvals for that.

This motherclucker speaks the truth!