Ladies - You ever sneezed on your period & gave birth to a baby jelly fish 😭🫣🫢

Please share share share!!

My financial status: I just washed a paper plate

The hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together 😫

I wonder what store everybody is buying this audacity from because its gotta be on sale 😬

Verified in less than a month 🔴 fav.gg/@monica0321

I just got my electric bill. I believe I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the street light, the light of my life, the speed of light, and also the light at the end of the tunnel 😫

Every day is leg day for me when I’m running from my problems 🏃🏻‍♀️

The word "SWIMS" upside-down is still "SWIMS"

I would be really motivated to lose weight if it went to someone I didn’t like 😂

Instead of calling me a snack, call me a candle. I’m fire, I smell good and if you play with me I’ll burn this whole MF house down 👄

According to a survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture won’t notice the mouse on the doughnut

I hate my mind 😅😅😅

It’s amazing how much I can accomplish in 20 minutes when my mother calls and tells me she’s on her way to visit me 😳

I wish my family had generational wealth. But no. We have diabetes.

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For the life of me, i’ll never understand how so many people hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires who don’t.

How does Canada feel about cutting the power to the US on Super Bowl Sunday? 😏

You’re never too old to finger paint 🎨

President Trump your priorities are wild, this will lower the price of eggs for sure 🤦🏻‍♀️ #stophate #spreadlove #Trump

If you are going to share something today, please share this 🙏 Let’s spread awareness 🤍

Will Vancouver 🇨🇦 finally get snow???? Vroom vroom- here I come 🚘 ❄️

You don’t have to worry about me cheating. You just need to worry about whether I ate and napped or not, otherwise I’m going to be mean to you for no reason 😈

Uber Driver rules….

Why is a kid’s meal $18.71?

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Are y’all following my AnxiousMEmes Facebook page? If not, please do 💛 I would be thankful if you reposted this🙏😊 www.facebook.com/share/9hwiWY...

You’re in his DM’s, I’m putting a blanket over his cage because it’s bedtime ✌️

Just a friendly reminder…..

I’m gonna do me. Peace out 🩷✌️

Much better!

My toxic trait is that I take 45 screenshots a day and I never look at them again and I always wonder why I have no storage on my phone. Make this stop! (Takes a screenshot of this post)

Happy birthday to everyone. This post is valid until the end of 2025. I’m tired.

He asked for head so I gave him a headache Anything for you baby 😘

#calmdown Coming from a girl that has very high anxiety, when someone tells me to calm down, it triggers me even more. But as I do my breathing exercises, and I do literally calm down, I start to see more clearly.

With BC 🇨🇦 pausing American liquor sales, we are going to have to come up with creative solutions:

If you didn’t know….

Ughhhhh. Why is my brain like this?

Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the *S* or the *C*? 🤔

Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty 🤯🤯🤯

No one out-pizzas the Hut