... Are we pretending like this is a shock? Wait until his future voter base finds the "I cured racism" promo.

Scheduling a dentist appointment the morning after a PPV was a really, really dumb idea. There's a strong chance I fall asleep when I get leaned back in this chair. Woke up 35 minutes ago, made it here with 2 minutes to spare. 😂

The way my fucking heart jumped when that camera man ran across the screen 😂😂 #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

Oh Death Riders about to give him the ol' Danielson murder. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

We are six months into 2026 and AEW has provided, at least, 15 matches of the year. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

Even my TV is like "You've been watching this a long ass time without touching the remote man... You dead?" #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

Keep swervin' swervin' swervin' YEAH #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

I once got moved to a different department at an old job after my supervisor told me Dark Knight Rises was the "perfect superhero movie" and I spent way to much time telling him every insane plot hole in the movie. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

New top contender for both "Best wrestling shirt of the year" and "Wrestling shirt you can never wear outside." #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

Okada can't even help himself at the joy of being part of that joke. Born in the body of the greatest wrestler, but always dreams of being just the goofiest boy. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

Nintendo's lawyers are currently assembling like Voltron and heading to Forbidden Door. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

Holy shit the cage BEFORE Ospreay / Swerve? Fuck me sideways what have they got planned for that. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

What a fucking incredible match. Maya just solidified herself as a top player in the whole company. It won't be long until she wins it big. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

I wonder how many times Excalibur is going to have to correct Tony by saying "Best wrestler" rather than "best women's wrestler" like women exist entirely separately and below male wrestlers. He's done it four times just this PPV and Tony still isn't catching on. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

Jay running towards his boys 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

PAC needs to be given everything, travel restrictions be damned. Such a fucking great wrestler. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

Bandido throughout that match. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

I'm not ready to be in a world without Omega and Danielson wrestling. They're talking about his retirement so much lately I genuinely think he's hanging it up at All In. And you'll hear me crying in that arena for the next several years cause I'll refuse to leave. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

Following that with Omega and ZSJ? Fuck me this PPV is gonna kill me #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

It's 1am and my neighbour is outside grilling sausages. How long will I make it into #AEW #ForbiddenDoor before I wind up outside asking for a hot dog?

Logging on to see, at least, 5 different dramas within the first ten posts. Four of which are vague posting. There needs to be a "trending dramas" section of #WrestleSky for us to keep up.

If it's 35 degrees, but "feels like" 39. Then it's 39 fucking degrees. Fuck you, weather apps. And fuck you, sun (both star and newspaper).

Post a picture of you during the heatwave.

GRRM completed Winds of Winter (and the 7th book) a decade ago and it had almost the exact ending as the TV show. He has absolutely no idea how to rewrite a new ending after the backlash. The directors of the show had to guess Jon Snows lineage and who would "win" Game of Thrones to get the job.

I'm not saying I would ever, in a million years, want Bully on AEW TV. But... I would pay for a PPV where a whole bunch of AEW talent just take it in turns kicking the ever loving shite out of him while he tells everyone he's tougher and more over than any of them. Fuck that dude. #AEW 🤼

Never expected to get an actual Muse figure but I'm so happy they somehow got around it by claiming this to be "red paint" 😂 Probably gonna be one of my favourite Marvel Legends of the year.

An AEW musical in London is opening and the final bridge of wrestling being Live Action Murder Gymnastics Theatre has been crossed. AEW Announces Partnership With The Last Match: A Pro Wrestling Rock Experience #AEW 🤼 www.allelitewrestling.com/post/aew-ann...

I will love you until the end of time, Jack Perry. You have also, never done anything wrong. #AEW 🤼

Rumours about a certain wrestler are dumb as fuck but there's a small feral chaos goblin in me that would cackle like a bad Buffy villain hearing; In 2005 I left pro wrestling, 2021 I came back, then I... Uhhh... Left again in 2023... Now in 2027... I'm leaving again. Wait no! I'm back this time.

Day 3. Sammy Gullvera has returned, the rain has made him angrier. What the fuck is this birds problem? 😂😂 Literally headbutting the windows and screaming today.

MySpace is back and Blink 182's TOYPAJ bonus tracks are on there. Holy shit what a great day. Nature is healing.

Day 2. The seagull has returned and it's pecking at the windows again. I don't want to be having a forever feud with a seagull but I guess here I am. I will be taking name suggestions for this absolute asshat of a bird.

Well... This was an oddly timed little joke while watching Grand Slam 21 wasn't it 😂 oh boy.

"I got some late work to do, I'll put a match on in the background." "......oh fuck I'm not getting anything done." #AEW 🤼

"In early '99 I beat the Ocarina of Time, I'm quite the legend in this town." Is one of my favourite opening lyrics ever. Motion City Soundtrack are a massssssively underrated band. youtu.be/nRog59lS2ac?...

Hey! listen! In 4k. Yes please. Gimme that and Majora's Mask (cause I shamefully have never actually finished that one).

Fuck me I just got attacked by a seagull in my own fucking house. This fucker literally was banging on the doors and windows and made it half way through an open window pecking at shit 😂 Fuck this day and it's only 10am

Made the mistake of seeing Scary Movie: spoilers? Kind of. First movie I've seen since DragonBall Evolution where the audience left early. The longest 90 min movie ever. My breaking point was a K Pop Demon Hunters parody. For no reason. The laziest jokes on every topic. A COVID test joke in 2026

Happy 2 year anniversary to recovering enough to play guitar for the first time in 10+ years. I'm somehow a better player than when I was playing Islington Academy in pop punk bands. But absolutely no one over 30 should say the words 'lets start a new pop punk band' #crohns

I've been having this recurring bit in my dreams, it'll be a normal day until something will go very, very wrong. The reveal is that John Cena has sabotaged me. Because I haven't "thanked him." The before part of the dreams are not connected at all. But that's always the end. 🧵 #WrestleSky

An absolutely insane Punisher figure just arrived, so unnecessarily huge 😂 not sure why I chose Willow Nightingale for scale but the mix between the two is giving me a good chuckle 😂 #Marvel #AEW

Having to reorganise shelves but I've got my (mostly) AEW figures set up. They've been an absolute nightmare to collect from the UK and I'm missing some key ones but I'm gonna miss this line. (And yes, I've tried to organise everything to flow between factions 😂) #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼

My wife has just started watching #AEWDoN and she went through the entire emotional spectrum of Dennis Reynolds after Fletcher attacked Takeshita. 🤼

Teenage Mutant Ninja Darby. Teenage Mutant Ninja Darby. Teenage Mutant Ninja Darby. Skating with a death wish. Emo power! #AEWDoN

The sun has risen, there's one match to go. It's 4.30am. supposed to be seeing my in laws in six hours. Reckon they'll accept "was up watching a man get beaten with a shopping cart?" as a reason I fall asleep in my breakfast? #AEWDoN 🤼

JR keeps calling Kyle "kid" and like it's his first chance at a title. Kyle is one year younger than Mox 😂 #AEWDoN

Kyle is now the worst bald person in AEW. And will be for... Two and a half hours. Then he'll be the second worst. #AEWDoN 🤼

FUCK

Kyle don't you fucking dare you mother fucker #AEWDoN 🤼

We had fire, Spike, bricks and barbed wire... And we still have Stadium Stampede later. #AEWDoN 🤼