felt genuinely anxious about streaming tonight + covering anything remotely serious so decided that I will be drawing things entirely from memory tonight on stream instead (I can’t draw)

Going to start in 10 minutes because I am tired and want to get this show on the road twitch.tv/simpschool

stream tonight 7 PM EST don’t be late

Hellooo I am live now twitch.tv/simpschool

streaming on twitch tn 7 PM est, if ur too scared to ask for advice live you can ask anonymously here: ngl.link/megs_offline

Moo would like you all to know that I’ll be streaming on twitch at 6:30 PM est

LIVE RIGHT NOW INTERROGATING MY EX BF

For the five of you that follow me on this app: I am live on Twitch rn over on the simpschool account :)

there’s just no way to make this shit up

laughing so hard I’m in tears bc a sub on Fansly asked me what I’m wearing rn and I don’t have the heart to explain to him that I’m wearing a t-shirt that has dinosaurs and the World Trade Center on it that I literally call my dinosaur 9/11 shirt

listening to my parents wedding song while PMSing to really get a good cry in. this is what life is all about baby

Putting on “Bad Day” by Daniel Powter to try and shame myself out of being sad

my cat has dipshit disease

Been listening to Teenage Dirtbag a lot at my big age of 30

everyone say hi to my pretty baby

being a neurodivergent woman in the workplace is kind of a nightmare! 🙂

made direct eye contact w my ex in the park yesterday and im being super normal about it

I don’t even want a man anymore I just want someone to come over and clean my cats litter box, give me $100, and then leave

May this kind of love attack me

one thing I absolutely love about being like 3 feet tall is getting hoodies / t shirts from the men’s section and making things that would look absolutely whack on a dude look cute on me

Extremely tempted to reply to everyone posting that they’re watching The Last of Us Season 2 with the list of character deaths from the game lmao

what being friends with a CPA is like

how my little sister reacts to being sent to voicemail

felt this in my bones

got the skirt of the summer today please clap!!!!

the speed run to my Sicilian roots begins again

the names of my group chats are so good

rate my fit

what it’s like to have a weeb older sister

NO MORE MENTAL ILLNESS A BITCH GOT HER HAIRCUT AND WENT SHOPPINGGG

how I joined this work meeting w my fuck ass migraine

body dysmorphia has been violently beating my ass for over a month at this point

I have been walking around my house for over a week singing this. Idk what I’m going to do when Severance ends

Righteous Gemstones really dropped one of the most devastating season openers of all time holy shit

I’m so fucking tired man

someone consider supporting a beautiful single mother for international women’s day

Hey guys idk if Mark Ruffalo can act

ate my weight in cereal and watched Rock Lee whoop that freaky big forehead boy on the big screen

Air Bud is NOT the movie I remember:

MY BOOBS HURT

She has agreed on the condition that I watch the show they’re watching (Shrinking). Big W for Meggie

Woke up today with a singular goal: get my mom and her fiancé into Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

My eye twitches in Arcane fan every time Hangyodon calls me ‘topsider’

the vibe lately

me not ordering ubereats and being forced to cook meals at home is a recession indicator btw

I’d give Will.i.Am my life savings to make another Monkey Business

I’ll figure it all out

I just know laying in front of a pool in 80 degree weather listening to Bad Bunny would cure me of all my ills

on day 3 of a migraine need a little treat or I’m going to throw myself into the sea