capybaras r so fucking cool bc they’re basically like if someone created a guinea pig that was 100 lbs

see why 1,000 people trust a woman in a clown costume with life advice and spiritual counseling Tonight at 7:30 PM EST for the ultra very special 1,000 follower Twitch stream.

live now: twitch.tv/simpschool

if you’ve never attended the Monday night twitch streams this is what you’re missing out on

LIVE NOW twitch.tv/simpschool

Monday Night Clown Therapy is back, join me at 7 PM EST on twitch: twitch.tv/simpschool

posting this everywhere until the right person sees it: anyone in the NYC area that has experience w rent overcharge for a rent stabilized unit please contact me. Landlords have increased my rent max allowed amount each yr despite no changes to building or unit. Wall has severe water damage -

join stream NOW if you wanna honk this nose twitch.tv/simpschool

Live right now: twitch.tv/simpschool

LIVE ON TWITCH RN: twitch.tv/simpschool

Streamlabs is being a bitch but I’m live now: twitch.tv/simpschool

Someone who is good at island design PLEASE help. I terraformed myself into a disaster and I super do not want to nuke my island and start fresh. I really like everything in row 6 bc it’s like a little market area but everything else needs help 😩

Did The Great get cancelled or something why is the third season so bad

jk live now: twitch.tv/simpschool

Stream is gonna start tonight a little after 7 bc I gotta pick up my laundry

Live now talking about how to survive a crash out !!!! Twitch.tv/simpschool

whoever has been full on crop dusting the fuck out of everyone on this flight for the last 2 straight hours: I hope one day, very very far in the future, you’re yawning a big yawn on a long haul flight- and when you do, someone rips the nastiest wettest fart of all time and you taste it

had a huge crash out on twitter but I’m gonna crash out on here too idc. literally cried myself to sleep last night bc of how miserable I am at work, like straight up being bullied by grown ass women. woke up to make coffee and there’s a mouse in my kitchen! Whoever has my voodoo doll put her DOWN

stream tn 7 PM est I’m so sleepy

hi what do we think of my dress for my company holiday party

I love my lil fuck ass Bob!!!!!!!

Extremely dangerous to be watching the parade rn while I’m PMSing like crazy I fucking teared up over Sean Evans being a guest commentator bc he looked so happy. Teared up over the Mario Balloon. Teared up over Cynthia Erivo singing. Idk if I’m gonna make it

singing we are Charlie Kirk live on stream for 2 hours twitch.tv/simpschool

love how my sister and brother terrorize me in their own special ways

I never post on here but I’m off Instagram for the week and Twitter is Down so here’s a pic of how fat my ass is getting. Thank u Ladder app 🙏

going live on Twitch now playing sims 2 bc I am depressed twitch.tv/simpschool

James Gunn if you can hear me please put a My Chemical Romance song in the next Superman movie

Sike live now: twitch.tv/simpschool

Stream tonight at 6:30 PM EST with a special Cosmonaut as my guest. Be there

happy Monday its stream time. live now: twitch.tv/simpschool

Surprise stream tn at 7:30 PM EST Twitch.tv/simpschool

felt genuinely anxious about streaming tonight + covering anything remotely serious so decided that I will be drawing things entirely from memory tonight on stream instead (I can’t draw)

Going to start in 10 minutes because I am tired and want to get this show on the road twitch.tv/simpschool

stream tonight 7 PM EST don’t be late

Hellooo I am live now twitch.tv/simpschool

streaming on twitch tn 7 PM est, if ur too scared to ask for advice live you can ask anonymously here: ngl.link/megs_offline

Moo would like you all to know that I’ll be streaming on twitch at 6:30 PM est

LIVE RIGHT NOW INTERROGATING MY EX BF

For the five of you that follow me on this app: I am live on Twitch rn over on the simpschool account :)

there’s just no way to make this shit up

laughing so hard I’m in tears bc a sub on Fansly asked me what I’m wearing rn and I don’t have the heart to explain to him that I’m wearing a t-shirt that has dinosaurs and the World Trade Center on it that I literally call my dinosaur 9/11 shirt

listening to my parents wedding song while PMSing to really get a good cry in. this is what life is all about baby

Putting on “Bad Day” by Daniel Powter to try and shame myself out of being sad

my cat has dipshit disease

Been listening to Teenage Dirtbag a lot at my big age of 30

everyone say hi to my pretty baby

being a neurodivergent woman in the workplace is kind of a nightmare! 🙂

made direct eye contact w my ex in the park yesterday and im being super normal about it

I don’t even want a man anymore I just want someone to come over and clean my cats litter box, give me $100, and then leave

May this kind of love attack me