Not gonna lie, part of me died when Taylor Swift stood up to cheer for Matthew Tkachuk’s goal just now

I have listened to OG Style 12 times today

We’re in the third week of May and I had to turn on the heat in my office

What was I supposed to do? Not throw a birthday party for my dog?

My dad is so anti-Trump that he is actually cheering for “the French” (Montréal) in this Habs/Caps series

My dog reacting to Toronto’s penalties this period

Nylander 🥵 #leafsforever

🧀🧀🧀

God damn it, that was a nice play.

Seeing “Sudden Death” be rebranded as “Sudden Victory” in this Penn State/UConn OT is the most Republican I’ve ever felt in my life

This episode of The Pitt is insane so far

Sorry I’m late! My cat let me hold her like a baby this morning

What a lovely afternoon

I hope I have enough wine for this

I’m already crying #Oscars

CYNTHIA

So far my favorite comment about the Eagles purportedly declining the invitation to the White House is that they can get McDonald’s anywhere ☠️

Not me weeping during that rendition of O Canada

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦!!!

Wayne Gretzky loves a monochromatic look

Mike Lange faithfully read every page of the day’s game notes + stats, and he appreciated those who did the work as he did the work. His game calls ruled and go unmatched. He may or may not have secretly smoked in the Igloo press box closet that housed the copier. I’m biased, but he was the best.

Hell is talking my parents through activating subtitles on yet another streaming platform

ROBERT GOULET

John Mulaney’s cheekbones and jawline: discuss

Paul Simon and Sabrina? I’ll take it

I miss Makar already and the puck hasn’t even dropped yet

Obsessed with Four Nations so far. International hockey tournaments rule

The Pitt on Max is really good. Dr. Santos may be the most insufferable television character in recent memory, though

My mother just diagnosed the Eagles owner’s heart disease based on a crease in his earlobe 🫠

KENNY

Szaaaa

Kansas City can’t get out of this half fast enough

I almost won $200 in my Super Bowl pool in the first quarter but didn’t, so you could say that Pat Mahomes and I are having an equally bad night

Stout Sunday featuring improper glassware and Tay in the background

About to quadruple my normal sodium intake with Sue P’s Super Bowl menu

Truly nauseating Trump/Netanyahu presser on TV right now

Having a super productive morning at work (chiming in on my sister’s Facebook argument with a chiropractor about the CDC and NIH)

Are you kidding me with this blue row today, NYT Connections?

Crap call

Kelce instigated all of that lol

Can’t wait to see Amy Klobuchar and Liz Warren sink their teeth into Pete Hegseth today

Why do Floridians fuck up every moment of silence

Will always be a Justin Trudeau fan. 😢

I will always love you, Adam Brody

Are we doing Golden Globes looks commentary on this platform, @atraceofcool.bsky.social?

Pretty / I have a lot of work to do

You guys. 2025 is bad so far

Canada does not have the space to retaliate in this tournament. Leads to self-destruction in the form of major penalties #WorldJuniors2025

Stout Sunday, featuring my cat and the artificial Christmas tree that she has been chewing on since December 1

I’d never get over the embarrassment of running on the field twice thus far