Me: I’ll lever understand the Italian Brainrots Also Me: youtu.be/OBbodtKylqs?...

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

This is a game where the only thing you catch is a good story. Starting April 15th five friends join me as we play Tacklebox by J. Walton. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious, but always a fascinating fish tale! Drift Fishing airs at 5:30pm Pacific on the @crithitchronicles.com Twitch!

We’re celebrating the 30th anniversary of my 1996 Maternity BVM School Geography bee championship. Let me know in the comments how you plan to celebrate!

Are these five words permitted: Tramell Tillman as Elim Garak.

If they stick with the cancellation (run those numbers up for Season 2) of Starfleet Academy, once it and Strange New Worlds wrap and air, it will be the first time since 2017 new trek isn’t being made. We got 6 series in 10 years. It took us almost 30 years to get the first 6 series.

Despite being back at work, Kickstarter is retaliating against our teammates for our legally-protected strike action from last year. Tell Kickstarter’s CEO this is both ILLEGAL and UNACCEPTABLE

Maybe I’m not the one to do it. Maybe I’m the one to dream it.

For those who saw the Simpsons Philly episodes, here’s the nun who was at the Super Bowl parade.

every day that passes I have less trouble telling you that you’re wrong.

Wellness check on Jets and Vikings fans today.

There’s all kinds of reasons not to like a show. But I feel like a lot of the people who don’t like Starfleet Academy are either asking for Starfleet Babies (fully formed officers just smaller) or Nova/Red Squad (the best of the best…at being jerks!)

An explanation of how power is structured between York and Manchester called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Leeds.

Would you be interested in a podcast where I talk to folks who have transitioned out of the entertainment industry and talk about what they’re doing now?

Life hack: Dress in layers.

Hypothetically if my wife and I did a “Martin” rewatch podcast, who would listen?

Mike McDaniel is interviewing for Head Coaching jobs and I’m confident he can get one. But has he considered becoming Philly’s OC instead? The things we could do with that roster. Probably another Super Bowl. Even a 2 year stint would potentially give McDaniel any HC job he wants.

Five words that relax you: “Hi, this is Matt Baker.”

Not a great week for Green teams.

Josh McDaniels looks like he’ll get a third chance to be a head coach while Mike McDaniel has already been declared a football genius but not a leader of men. Sometimes I wish these so called pundits could hear themselves.

If no amount of money is enough, you will never truly be rich.

The path to cheaper eggs is fraught with peril and, apparently, war.

My youngest just called Bandit Heeler “Bigback Sonic.” All further accomplishments today are on hold while I digest this.

Bible for me, but in West Syriac because people who get upset by non English languages existing will probably assume it’s the Qu’ran.

Bluey, but they’re all from Pittsburgh instead of Brisbane, Australia. Is this anything?

I refuse to acknowledge “Wilkerson” as the last name of the family from Malcolm in the Middle. I will not be taking questions at this time.

This is what an American looks like.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, moved to Michigan, married, had three sons, and ended up hosting a show alongside a man far more knowledgeable about hardware, but still got the hosting gig because his grunt was somewhat amusing and perhaps through the coaching of his sage next door neighbor.

And now time for my favorite Christmas song youtu.be/ZYE7UJSA7k0?...

“I don’t care what anyone says, I liked that movie.”

There has been no meaningful representation of South Asian characters in the Simpsons since they got rid of Apu. I don’t like stereotypes, but erasure seems like a step backwards.

Did we Millenials, ourselves stressed by multiple wars, economic crashes, rapid societal change and peak social tensions, snuff out the little spark of joy our Gen Alpha kids got out of 6/7 out of spite?

I’m gonna have to accept at some point that the overlap on some Venn Diagrams is just gonna be me.

Don’t you know me, Kansas City? I’m the new Berlin Wall. Try to tear me down!

Guess the folks who wanted to see Tanner McKee play today got their wish. #eagles #gobirds

Like if you would support a presidential candidate who vows to ban homeowners associations nationwide.

My superpower is that if there is a line that people need to walk through and I’m in it, they will always walk in front of me to do it.

Do we really need exonyms anymore? Maybe in a few cases where there is language tension we’d keep the English, but it’s not that hard in 2025 to say Deutschland, Nihon, Sakartvelo, Elláda, or España.

The Beast Wars/Beast Machines Megatron was the best Megatron. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

So it occurs to me that unless I appear on a podcast or record one on my own before year end, 2025 will be the first year that I have not been on a podcast since 2006. If anyone wants to help me keep the streak going, please message me!

It’s me. I’m your model for positive masculinity.

2000: AOL Comics 2025: Netflix Comics

Over 30 selfie thread 43!

Not all my takes are good. My claim from about 25 years ago that Staind would viewed in the same esteem as Nirvana aged like sour milk with lemons floating in it.

www.youtube.com/live/RUaeVxT... very cool to have an English language explanation of this. #malankara

When you win in Lambeau and win at Arrowhead, maybe you’re a good team? #eagles

Feed people. Solve problems. Create things. Make the world a better place. Roll your eyes if you want. But that’s the easy thing to do. I dare you to be better.

I don’t understand how what Harry and Meghan have done or not done is even remotely in the same neighborhood as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. It’s not my country, can anyone ruled by a Windsor clarify this?

I feel like if I ran a campaign for president based on the fact that I am almost aggressively normal and comparatively boring, I would have a shot.