forgot i made this audio 🐶

neediest puppy ever (me) begging my frens for attention (texting nonstop) but they hate me (have jobs during the day)

walkies? walkies? walkies? *paws at you* walkies? *paws at you* walkies? *paws at you*

it is pretty comfy in here tho...

i dunno why you'd doubt this, is just the truth mhm

i think my tiktok algorithm is trying to say something 😭😭

"where'd my donuts go" me showing off my innocence and the fact that i couldnt have taken the donuts because my hands are completely empty mhm:

*paws at you* notice me uwu *paws at you* notice me uwu *paws at you* notice me uwu *paws at you* notice me uwu *paws at you* notice me uwu *paws at you* notice me uwu *paws at you* notice me uwu *paws at you* notice me uwu *paws at you* notice me uwu *paws at you* notice me uwu

how boys look when they claim their skins and armor were just for a smaller hitbox and maxxed out stats

difficult decisions 😼

crate training is easy, she's been watching bluey for the last 3 hours

waiting for you to come home and watch shows with mee

waiting for you to come home and watch shows with mee

had a guy over yesterday excitedly introduced him to all my plushies "so im guessing youre usually the bottom then?" hmph

is it really worth it???

need a place to rest ur head??

pov testing if my setup has a good angle for streaming but i just start making silly faces instead

astolfo alternate universe where he's a midwest kemonomimi showing off a fish he caught

more twinks should wear kerchiefs around their necks instead of shirts fr, it makes me so excited and i go wagwagwagwagwag

also omg patrick stump is in hazbin season 2?? he's adam's son??? massive casting W

astolfo feels like the rainbow dash of femboys (i will not be elaborating) [ive only seen a few episodes of fate so far]

whats with all these bottles on my friend's counter??

why da hecc are pumpkins so sturdy, was fr trying to crush dis one for like 10 minutes

paws at the jack o lantern

squishy cuddly thighs :3c

"the worst thing she can say is no"

chat im going on a date with a millenial this weekend... how do i talk to them??

you passed out and im checking if youre okay "how many fingers am i holding up?" if you answered 4 you need mouth to mouth 😔😋

your roommate who keeps coming home with more pumpkins for some reason (i just want an excuse to go on the hay ride at the pumpkin patch again 😋)

maybe they like walkies too?

boo!! 👻 (just realized i forgot to add the picture when i tweeted this earlier lol)

5 pounds of gummy worms 🤤

puppy makes you lasagna :D

cuties on halloween after they come back from the pumpkin patch and have this big orange thing they dont know what to do with

the most masculine commanders fan :3

me when my frens say theyre stressed

wonder if theres a name for like time blindness but in reverse,, like 5 minutes after talking to my friends im like “omg its been so long i should text them” and then im just pawing at them until they notice me

discovered the true meaning of locktober its actually about "locking" a cute puppygirl in a cage and keeping her as your pet/gf

femboy cooking vlog :3

> open comments on someone else's tiktok > top comment is someone posting a pic of my thighs saying they dont bark > ironically they chose to pose as an e-puppy (me) when claiming they dont bark

are you locked in for locktober? locktober is crunch time near the end of the year when we all lock in and make sure we hit our goals share this with a friend who should lock in this locktober

back to your regularly scheduled thigh pics 😋

He dosen't know he's begging for boiling water on the stove #femboy #femskysfw #twink

umm just doing the new tiktok trend dont mind me, this is nothin weird 💀

are they? g-gosh um 👉👈 t-thanks for letting me know guh~ •///•

happy national choccy milk day!!!

"Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles" is "The Rescuers Down Under" but in reverse

my hair is so incredibly soft right now, you will be arrested if you dont pet me 👉👈

t4t transbian puppygirl date at petsmart (making collar tags)

thighb thursday mhm