wagging on ur timeline

i think if you told childhood me that our job could be setting up dinosaurs to watch a rocket launch and sharing that with ppl who want to see it... i wouldve been more excited about my future

he will not be getting it back

haters actually just wanna date me apparently 😋

just gonna go eat dirt in the yard instead mhm

the dual urge to be the useless puppygirl that the polycule takes care of and adores while also wanting to be the provider of the puppycule that takes care of and adores all the other puppygirls

my delusional ah waiting on the couch for a cute boy to appear for me to cuddle instead of going outside to search for him

pros of dating me: - cooks - cute pics and vids - obsessed with you and never leaving cons of dating me: - bitebitebitebite - doesnt understand personal space - missing dirty laundry - bites you - forces you to hold my hand - nom :3 - wont leave you alone - literally a dog

like umm why would i even need one of those??

erm dis is obvi a joke mhm

the dog might also snoof you, that's totally normal

my pov while being the dumbest ouppy ever on stream :D

femboy streamers: "yeah its just gonna be a small tiny thigh cam to keep viewer retention" ... the thigh cam:

femboy streamers: "yeah its just gonna be a small tiny thigh cam to keep viewer retention" ... the thigh cam:

what was paddington talking about 😭 marmalade is yuckyy, i tried it and why is the rind in there 😭😭

you wanna pet me and take me on walkies so bad

guys as soon as they get their own room

my thighs were designed specifically to trap boys between them until he agrees to date me :3

🌀🌀🌀 ooo you wanna let me bite you 🌀🌀🌀 you wanna let me bite you so badd 🌀🌀🌀

why doesnt anypuppy believe im an adult hmphh

furry femboy hypnosis :3

a bf is like a weighted plushie but you don't even need to heat up them up manually theyre just made ready to cuddle

the spencers femboy shirts are real but the cashier giggles at you when you try to buy it

paws :3

pleasee can i?? ill be a good puppy

guys r so cute and pretty grahhh i wanna lick one

when they say "you're not actually a dog" but this is literally me

really transphobic the way none of the dog muzzles at petsmart fit me hmph

advanced cuddle technique with parfait

grr stop doubting me, ill literally squish ur head wif these thighs 😤😼

just nyow realizing that yesterday on stream when somepuppy told me i had "toothpick legs" and i proved them wrong by showing off my thighs for 5 minutes, i didnt actually win and in fact took the bait, hook, line, and sinker,, hmph

omg boys 😻

if you see this post youre a good boy send this to your friend to turn them into a good boy

i stay winning mhm

*licks ur hand as u scroll by*

hanging out wif sharky and parfait

omg its my birfday,, i hope i get a cute boy to snuggle as my gift :3

pink monster for a pink monster

sowwy i don't make the rules :3

whats bro complaining about :3c

new goofy fren hehe, she's gonna get so many cuddles!!!!

*opens tiktok in public* *its all subby puppy vox edits today* *stammering attempt at explaining that its a trend and not bc of what ive liked*

pov im hypnotizing you into coming over and cuddling me and giving me headpats

literally me while waiting for bro to come over and watch march madness

gay little ouppy pov after annoying its owner so much that they left me with sea creature nuggies and drawing stuffs and choccy milk (winning hehe)

send this to someone you think might be british

arfarf

woofwoof im too gay to work

hehe get yoinked dummy

pamba that we built on stream 💕