Yknow. The funny part about having a job is I was already a little suicidal *before* I had to get up at 7am to spend 8 hours running around

They should make an existing that doesn't feel like a saw trap

Something that I think is interesting. No other social media uses the Tumblr tagging system. Even though it makes the most sense. I remember getting my first social media (not Tumblr I got that later) and being so confused that the tags didn't work like Tumblr. Maybe I was just meant to use Tumblr

Always fun to me when "women" decide that an integral part of their plan is that they *need* to disguise themself as a man, even when it makes literally no difference whatsoever. Tell me, Marth, did it feel like coming home when you saw a young prince staring back at you from the mirror?

Give me an hour and I swear I (a 20 year old with no musical training who has never had a partner) can write a better love song than anything off of t*ylor sw*ft's recent albums

I like keeping a little version of Hannibal in my brain to torture him with my culinary choices. Making him watch in horror as I eat a salami and american cheese sandwich in my boxers while listening to the sonic heroes soundtrack. Making him witness me using a microwave to reheat leftovers, even.

I need to put Hannibal in a plastic Tupperware and shake him violently (affectionate)

Making Hannibal characters in the sims is so fun. Hannibal gave birth recently. Didn't even mean to make him do that, that was a him thing. Will is the father, obviously.

Hi what's up I'm alive and into Hannibal now

The worst part about meeting a beautiful goth girl at a pool party is that I left all of my cool stuff at home. No necklaces, chokers, earrings, bracelets. My swimsuit is ugly, and I'm not wearing makeup. just dyed hair. I need to get a tattoo in case this happens again.

So I wrote a fic. It has Henry fire emblem in it. Modern au. Also it's my first time writing smut so be nice archiveofourown.org/works/67739536

I need to get faggier.

What the fuck do you mean I can't have a tiny Ranpo Edogawa bsd to carry around with me everywhere I go??? I'm literally autistic

Thinking about those lawyers again they're so fucking gay

Every time my mom does something I think is kinda weird and perhaps a bit fucked up I take it before the counsel (2 of my friends and my cousin) to see if it's abusive, just weird and fucked up, or if I'm overreacting. Like 7/10 times they find it more horrifying than I expected.

I got 2 people into ace attorney via yaoi. This is amazing

My little sister has been gone for less than 24 hours, and so I've started inflecting my best friend with my hyperfixation via yaoi

I will never be able to date someone who isn't autism and or adhd because no one else would sit there and listen to me talk about ace attorney for 3 hours

Talking to cis people about gender dysphoria is so silly like yeah obviously I've wanted to kill myself about it lmao. Why are you surprised? There's a reason why gender affirming care *is* healthcare. I know people who have it worse than I do

Girls love me for my autism swag and my gay little outfits

Happy pride month I love being transgender <3

No longer dysphoric, I am the sexiest faggot to ever live. Cis men wish they were me

Think it'd be funny to make a "what your favorite sonic character says about you" series just so I can call silver fans transgender and autistic. Like, yeah if you're a fan of sonic generally you're probably already autistic and trans. But silver is just extra autistic and trans. Idk.

Bleaching my hair rn, and it's short enough that it gets kinda spiky with the bleach. It looks like I'm from the 90s

I love being trans so much!! Wearing a skirt as a boy feels so much better than it ever did wearing one as a girl

Someone in an rfk jr shirt came up to my booth to look at my worms like ma'am most of these were made by an autistic faggot, so kindly fuck off

Building: bringing firearms in here is prohibited Me (does not own any guns or have access to any firearms): what if I accidentally put 16 ak47s in my hoodie?

waiting for my family to leave so i can make pasta. at 7am. 7am breakfast pasta.

how do people keep finding such gerar looking birds and plants and probably even bacteria or something too at this point

I am human I know what a fire hydrant is please let me into my steam account I just wanna play stardew valley

The sisyphean task of doing the dishes

so wild that my cousins ex thought he'd keep me in the breakup when he still hasnt even paid me for the emotes I drew him It was a green day shirt btw. I ordered it myself and it came in within a week. Moral of the story Billie Joe Armstrong is always more reliable than a league of legends player

God I fucking love lasagna so much nom nom nom lasagna <333

Had therapy and the library today, and we're having ravioli for dinner. Today is delightful

something about listening to fall out boy really makes you realize your childhood wasn't really as happy as you like to think

Came out as bi-gay to one person and had the immediate realization that the closet was glass

My little sister is playing through the saddest chapter of fire emblem awakening (in my opinion) meanwhile I'm playing Spider-Man 2 for the original Xbox and holding up several lanes of traffic and punching old ladies

The thing about being online friends with queer kids is that somehow 90% of their parents are like the worst people ever

oh my god theyre watching old man medical malpractice yaoi

gamer worms! they like fire emblem :3

the worms like cuddling together in a little pile with their friends! worm pile <3

dont tell anyone... but they're my favorite

Our dad just took the dragon with him on a trip to Taco Bell????

tummy hurty :(

I've probably said this a billion times but I love being trans so much it's the best thing ever. Like yeah the transphobia sucks, but I get to be a boy. And I get to be gay as just like a little bonus. Like that's just so cool. Being trans is awesome <3

Can't believe I have work when I am literally thinking about the character

I forgot how miserable waking up in the middle of the night was, but this time was surprising ok. I only feel a little bit of dread

If there was no queer culture in my life, it’d be so unbelievably fucking boring

Used the wrong your in a post I should remove my brain from my skull and throw it from the second story onto concrete

Why the fuck am I, at four in the morning, suddenly craving really mid crunchy tacos. I don't even like crunchy tacos