i will not resist my sharona law

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

being on some fashion subreddits is so funny because you’ll find political posts like this sometimes

I want you to rewatch and reread this 18 times. Donald Trump is the first president in US history to deny food to citizens. Us.

a thing about me is that i can not apply false eyelashes in a successful fashion.

can there even BE a ghost self?!?!

just me saying LETS GET INTO IT over and over as i procrastinate forever, then my ghost self doing same.

thyroid swellings in the art of the italian renaissance pass it on

The West Wing is now just the Wing.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

graduate of univ of tennessee knoxville just like meeeee yesssss so happy for MR TILLMAN

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

Before Joe Biden had officially launched his campaign, I had warned that resegregation was at the core of the racial grievance of Trumpism. A month later, I would write about the solution to it, and as usual nobody heard because nobody listens to me lol

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

white guy walked tall even post murderin?!?! but america was great then right? right?!?!

waymo take the wheel

this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇

My friend took ice skating lessons with her daughter because she wanted to model being bad at something, maybe getting better with practice, but doing it anyway. It’s a major life skill that people are trying to shortcut with AI wherever they can

met a little dog in a thrift shop in rome, wondering what happens when a too big van gets stuck (saw this one narrowly escape being stuck), got a tarot reading in the square. ok i love rome…let’s all move to rome then.

A video arguing that women shouldn’t be able to vote was just shared by Trump’s Secretary of Defense, the guy in charge of our whole military. And Democratic Party leaders still can’t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.

oh no i am addicted to this roman water. it is seriously the best water i have ever had even including smoky mountain spring water which i grew up with? i cannot go very long without it so oh no gotta move to rome at some point i guess? This is a thirst trap for real.

it was a near miss! i sure am glad i didn’t step on that copperhead that one time.

this is my roman empire

i prefer to not argue, grazie.

just saw a guy rear back and slam a bag of fast food into a woman’s head as she walked by him on the opposite direction. white men in america are WILDING OUT.

DEVASTATING!!!!

i’ve been saying…

great work

the multitude of designs on fishing lures is incredible! but i fear for the feet, even with river shoes on - that encounter them unknowingly. ouch! I’m just out here in these smoky mountains collecting lures from that river bed. don’t litter the river yall…

ice cream truck funeral…

my brand: forgetting my toothbrush but remembering to bring my metallic freckles. goats for the data harvest.

soon as we pulled into winston salem it started thunder storming. usually would drive through asheville but that route is flooded out so we went knox-bristol-charlotte-winston salem. now our hotel lobby is taking on a little water. oh climate change!

Tim & Eric supreme Nepo baby character alert! www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

oh was he upstanding?

just typed out STILL ASPLEEP rather than STILL ASLEEP - so this is how i am doing. ASPLEEP.

Conservatives will say America is back and they’ll be watching Jason Aldean and Pitbull do a duet called “Small town mama, country MILF” in front of the Coast Guard

after the no kings (huge) get together, fellow protesters were cleaning up rubbish that had most likely been there pre-no kings. just so lovely to see it…tennessee, i’ll tell you what!

no kings protest in my hometown knoxville tn, huge turnout, even a mountain dew truck supportively honking #knoxvilletennessee #nokings

The US is governed by a radical white supremacist regime, & the mainstream press either can't see it (something it shares with many white Americans) or is afraid to say it (moral courage is rare).

i want to get a new pet and name them MINT JOSEPH just fyi

to be frank, i could go for a dip in a quarry (used to at night in my tn youth but im not so reckless now!!) maybe tomorrow…after my healing SOUND BATH.

RIP big dog

ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.

I will allow myself one armchair protest tactics take re: LA this rules

This still cracks me up 🤣

throughout my childhood and until recently i thought the term poker face meant someone with a really sharp face like a fire poker. JUST FYI.

Moon Ballet by Hannah Frank, 1934

i’d be thrilled if nathan fielder was piloting the next plane i ride.