ok, i can die happy now

once my son had gone to sleep (finally) i fully intended to get a nice couple of hours gaming in. instead, i’ve been sat on the end of my bed for 45mins like

It's important for every Zelda game to have at least one guy who's a weird lil freak

still a little delirious from sickness. i couldn’t find my mug, so i opened up google to search for it ¿¿

I BEEN READY

i haven’t played pokémon go in… some time… but please say that adding mimikyu isn’t some april fool’s bollocks cos i’ll cry etc

a complete list of April Fool's gags that were actually funny: thread 🧵(1/?)

MY BODY IS READY

shoutout to my son for being allergic to dairy - making easter 27293x more expensive fake chocolate eggs have gold dust in them, apparently

WHAT lmao

ok so maybe i won’t complete FFI today. i forgot about warmech

i reckon i’ll finish FFI today (ok, i started it 4yrs ago, but mind ya business) i’m thinking about doing one of those completion threads that all the cool kids have. FINAL FANTASY EDITION LET’S GOOO will i finish this? abandon it? get distracted? will it take 64 years? tune in to find out

i’ve been really sad lately. and kinda mad. but also happy. yet lonely. bored! exhausted. excited! crying lots. laughing. thinking about the future. dreading it? but also need it. my brain hurts. so basically, the best way to describe my personal life is *fart noise*

we’re seeing the wiggles in just over a week. if they play this song, i will simply pass away. i do NOT have the emotional maturity for it. i’ll die on the spot. possibly after doing a little wee

holy shit! i’ve been having a bit of a crappy time lately, but this legit made me do a happy little weep 🥹 thank you so much @hereticalramza.bsky.social, been wanting to play this for sooOoOo long (i know you’ve had it rough too, you have a heart of gold! ❤️ will getcha back one day!!)

i thought it’d be neat to make an attempt at 100%ing every FF game on steam. apparently, i had the same thought in 2018 and have already done a whole bunch. thanks, past jo! it’s not true what they say about you hun x

i have barely had a chance to fiddle with my deck (😏) because i’m so rough. oh my god. lifting my head from the pillow is like an olympic event. my lungs sound like carrier bags. i am straight up not havin a good time when i feel better, i’m gonna play with myself SO much. just you wait

NEW TOY

i don’t play pokemon pocket anymore, but i’ve seen mew’s bussy at least 63 times today

i know i may look stupid but i promise i am

i enjoy the wiggles. grew up with em. my kid likes them. we’re going to see them live in less than a month (yo!!!!) i joined a subreddit hoping for some wiggly news, maybe some adult lols, but it’s so… parasocial? “here are some photos of the yellow wiggle’s parents!” ok no, not for me, bit weird

i’m an absolute sucker for people-pleasing and letting my boundaries be pissed on. something inside me finally snapped today - no rage, no anger, no tears. just… yup. ok then. you win. i’m out. peace ✌🏻 (it feels kinda nice)

let’s goooooo sucks to be you, blue!

ooo go on then, let’s have a go

patch test 👀

bought a new (massive) rocking chair and it’s honestly changed my life. i’m supposed to use it for nursing, but no, be gone, it’s mine. i’ve morphed into a sweet lil old lady. chuck me some knitting needles and a packet of werther’s original. i live here now. this is me.

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

NOW we’re talking

man, i love dogs

all jokes aside, and without being dramatic, I AM NOT WELL AT ALL LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY EVEN MY ASS HURTS PLEASE MAKE IT STOP etc

sorry I'm late I was having a generational run on Slay The Spire, it will happen again

we just sold this bad boy, met up with a facebook marketplace dude. feel awful selling a piece of cardboard for hella dolla, but equally the guy felt guilty as we sold for less than it’s worth anyway, thank you ugly ass flappy-headed dragonite, thanks to you ima bout to TREAT myself 💅🏻

been coughing so hard that i briefly met my ancestors (thanks, @samplaysgames.bsky.social)

this man could GET IT. i do not care. sir i will personally get you 27833 slowpoke tails, no problem, anything u need, hubba hubba aaaawoooooogahh etc

my city has been dealing with a giant stink for the past few months. no one knows what it is. it’s like a big fart. sewerage/the tip has been ruled out. my area in particular is BAD. i’ve just received a letter to say my council tax is going up MASSIVELY. for what???? being the fartiest? god damn

i had an unexpected payment into my bank today… 4 figures. contacted the relevant people and they confirmed it was a mistake god dammit, i wish i was dishonest

parenting with the flu

#promosky (kinda?) hello! i used to have a different account, but disappeared to try and tackle real life for a bit (do not recommend) i’m stupid and taking forever to find most of my mutuals. gimme a poke/slap if you find me first 😙

my lil one has a myriad of health issues - just administered the last of his latest medication round. hopefully he has a couple of good weeks (please!!! poor guy deserves it) he’s a trooper. 27374x stronger than me. hardcore 🤘🏻

strongly considering a playstation portal. i have hardly any energy/time for my ps5 anymore (thanks, tiny human) but i do get a couple of hours here and there to lie in bed and contemplate life. imagine if i could lie there and contemplate… sekiro. Ooooo. 👀

my anxiety and general fear of small talk is so great that i just took apart and fixed my boiler, rather than call a plumber quite impressed with myself. neat.

HOLY SHIT

after a long day of solo parenting, anthony has taken over to do bedtime, uttering a “wait til mummy sees what’s downstairs on the table” as i left fuck yessss, what a hero (ascended)

reuinted and it feels so gooood

sigh

obligatory “it’s SUNNY!” post

beautiful

some people moan about shiny dragonite’s colouring, but it’s EASILY my favourite. purely because of this guy: