Hearing some reports that it’s going to be a Smashing Pumpkins Autumn

If I owned an MLB team I would simply trade for the hottest players. Joe Ryan get your sexy ass to Boston NOW!!

Everytime I see a girl ruin their beautiful, unique nose to get a stumpy whoville nose that they can’t even breathe through like an inbred pug I get one step close to killing myself

Zohran Mamdani is a much better person than I am because if I was grilled this much on Israel while having to continuously endure a slew of Islamophobia throughout the entire campaign we would have some problems

Asking the bartender to swap the channel to Al-Jazeera on the first tv while watching Ohtani pitch on the second one

Does it ever drive you crazy….just how fast the night changes….

The past six months has just been everyone saying “ummm he can’t do that 🤓☝️” when trump does something illegal but then there are no repercussions…kinda seems like he actually can do that because he is

Fuck ICE and FUCK THE YANKEES!!!!!!!!!

You have been tricked into relying on AI to do any critical thinking for you and now that AI you trained is taking your job. My writing may be janky and my thought process may be far behind a computer’s calculations but every time I fail I learn and my soul flourishes a little more

I hope every dodgers player that visited the White House last week feels burning on their skin when they wear Jackie Robinson’s jersey today like a sinner does when they wear a cross

They should make a National Treasure but for China. Like they need to find Mao’s lost treasure. Idk

Mickey 17…another bong hit!!

Hawk tuah on jeopardy

I just know gal gadot is seething right now

Need more ideas

Pepper 🌶️ 8”x8” acrylagouache on wood panel

Getting drunk and looking at the pictures of adoptable cats on the spca website until I start sobbing uncontrollably

Quaker bananas and cream oatmeal you aretoo good to me

Fuckinh loser rat

Sorry I give too many films five stars on letterboxd. Sorry my heart is too full. Sorry my life is so joyous. Sorry I see the beauty in everything. Whatever

Why are we getting earthquakes in New Hampshire ?? My fat ass thought it was construction 😂😂

Lin Manuel Miranda jumpscare on snl stay safe

Add close friends circles to this app PLEASE @bsky.app @johnbluesky @obama @kathybates

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Scientists should stop looking into curing male pattern baldness(no one cares wear a hat) and start looking into ways I can inject this must be the place by talking heads directly into my veins

Rich people need to bring back sponsoring entire artists’ lives

Call her the b-52s the way she’s rocking my lobster

Way too many people comfortable with admitting they use chat gpt. If you can’t make it through life without a computer telling you what to do, then maybe you shouldn’t be alive idk

Incredible things happening on the David Byrne Instagram

Yeah I got that dog in me

Connoreatspants playing fortnite with elon musk I can’t believe this is the timeline we live in

She’s listening to the hit Carpenters album “A Song for You”

Slappy nude rear! 😋😋

The hottest girl you know can tell which twilight zone episode it is on frame one or so I’ve heard

Do you think the squid games creator is incredibly depressed because his show had the exact opposite impact he intended it to have

Wife is furious I spent the last $10 in our checking account on Air Force 1s in fortnite. Currently in the doghouse, but worth it for the chills I got when I saw my Peter Griffin skin wearing them

Great. I accidentally started a grease fire while cooking and pulled out chatGPT to ask how to put it out. Nothing. So I decided to use water and now my house is burning down. Worst Christmas ever.

The black sludge growing on my walls has started whispering me instructions can anyone recommend me any good noise canceling headphones?

First Christmas divorced. One less present to buy 😎

A wizard cast a spell on me where I can’t stop baking

Skibidi toilet fortnite

Starting college at 23

Can I hold $75 real quick for a very good reason

This is what every post on this website looks like to me

The discover page on this app is ass

Aaaaaaaaaaa

Anyone know what kind of toys kids like nowadays? I need to get a Christmas present for my 9 year old son but I don’t hang out with him that much because he’s a bit of a loser. He likes a game named roblock and some internet guy named Mr.Beast

Birthday cake for my brother !!!😋😋😋