I believe I have been neglecting to share my creations. The newest invention is what appears to be a petrifying paint gun.

Do you know who you're talking to? Pierce isnt just my preferred die, it's a way of life, an art-style.

Huh? What? Do you want me to like... make gay guns? What?

I was curious if any of you would be interested in a "Gravity Gun" as the workshop has called it. It laments its failure to create a "tool gun" but found this sufficient. This will be on sale for.... 130k ahn.

I have stolen a warp train. The entire thing. I dont think there was anyone in it. I also dont know where to put it. Or how I moved it to begin with. Probably explosives.

Kill AI Artist

Meow, throw rocks at transphobic people.

As many weapons as I want? You're a bold one. I've got a ton of spare guns stocked from a bit of isolation, and I am shoving all of them into your dishwasher. Just accept my terms and conditions. I am not to be held liable for any misfires. Or normal fires.

theo moment. love this guy [ @vultrash.bsky.social's oc!!! 🧡🧡] #art #limbuscompany #oc #fanart

New invention. Really bright light. I plan to hang it above district A for no particular reason other than it's the center of the city. The only reason I consider it an invention is because if it werent for my eyes, I probably would've gone blind when I turned this on.

Seems legit. What're you asking for?

So you're saying like: A skateboard, with a sniper on it. I'm assuming somewhere near the wheels. I'll make a couple, but I'm only one person. Orange is still having trouble working around the workshop.

The workshop has a few choice words. "I have noticed inaction on the part of Fitzrey Armani towards the one known as Orange's advancements. Why are you acting this way?" I have no need to. I appreciate your concern.

Geneticist? Pharmacist? Biologist? Zoologist even? You do know there are fields of science right?

New invention: Collapsible Railgun. I mean like *collapsible.* You could carry this shit in your pocket. Hell, in your wallet. Anyways it's definitely capable of being compact, but that doesnt stop it from being powerful. The ammo collapses with it, and it DOES break walls. And armor. And a lot else

I suppose I should elaborate on my prescript, and why it weighs so heavily on me. That very third person was family. My sister, specifically. I had been rushed down by two maniacal index citizens following their own prescripts, that I had no opportunity to sway my third meeting.

This is probably the worst thing I can do towards a malevolent executioner water-thing, but I've figured out that this water is so dangerous to even a mild "sin" that if I just collect a bit into a storage unit, it makes a wildly effective gun against organic substances. In theory.

I have come to the revelation that it can see outside the workshop and probably farther, considering we're deep in the backstreets, practically bordering the outskirts. I cannot tell if this is concerning or not.

Finished. It has a message for you all. "This water is making it difficult to find men kissing." I did not expect it to be so into romantics.

Being unable to leave the workshop means no new resources. I've made so many guns I cant make any more. I cant even shoot them because I dont wanna make the workshop mad. Honestly, I'm just gonna set up some light system that lets it make words.

You know, hiding in the workshop while a giant flood pours through the city wasn't on my bucket list. It's times like this when I wish it could speak. I know it's alive but a communication that's longer than a sentence would be nice.

We need to put AI "artists" in the Book of Vengeance.

The workshop has suggested I make a "Yaoi" gun. What is Yaoi.

I have fully accepted the workshop as a living entity. I may be have to be more careful with Orange and that cat she keeps sneaking before they do something that upsets it.

I've recently heard of "Magic" bullets. Ones that never miss. I highly doubt that's real. If it isnt, how am I gonna make it?

I believe I have been traumaposting too often. So I have made a new invention. This one is not comical, in fact I quite enjoy using it personally and it will not be commercial. It lays out a field just below the ground, sensing pressure above it to fire out a round over select spots. Minefield-akin.

God I hate the index

Have any of you seriously spent any time in the outskirts? It is baller as fuck out here if you can get past all the things trying to kill you. I'm like 98% sure the food's poisonous but damn does it taste good.

Hopital

Somethingsomething dude i didnt even go into the workshop today and there's a new gun and I am Scared to pull the trigger

Been thinking about branching out into personal defensive measures. Sure, the firearms are nice, but what if I want something to defend me when I'm asleep or weaponless(usually never)?

New Invention. Not really invention. Puts people to sleep. I dont really use it combatively because workshopping all the time makes me tired and I just wanna knock myself out sometimes.

@nightawlmember.bsky.social cat cosplay claws? I guess.

New Invention Gun that causes mild discomfort. I plan to use this on my favorite guinea pigs, the Limbus Company. Does as the name implies. It does not hurt, and the bullets are essentially just dust. I have no idea how the following effects occur, courtesy of the workshop, but the dust's unrelated.

[ As this all goes down I continue to do a number of comical things in the background including but not limited to Juggling, Horseback Riding, Teaching a College Course, Trying and Failing to Backflip, and Holding up the line at a Subway deciding what I want on my Sandwich ]

Heard and made. Stealing from K corp isnt too difficult, and all I have to do is figure out how this damn liquid works. And where it comes from.

Would you believe me if that was already the first thing that came to mind? And no. I'm not interested in making something that disturbing for passion. You'd have to pay me.

//: This shit is fucked up man

Trans-affirming Firearm.

I'm beginning to think that the workshop itself is something else entirely. I was basically out of gunpowder, so I headed to the outskirts, and when I got home, I found a shit ton more metal than when I left, a *bit* more gunpowder (thanks for nothing), and a severed human hand. I have no use for it

Time bombs and *time* bombs. One of these is explosive, and the other is incredibly dangerous to anyone in T corp, and pisses them off. I like time bombs.

Was thinking of inventing a gun that invents guns, but then I wouldnt be able to invent more guns. And it also probably violates the AI Ethics if it could actually be creative and I dont need *more* attention from the head.

Do I really look that bad..? No biggie, the guns are what's attractive.

Faust needs mad tiddies or Faust is going to explode

New invention Gun that throws itself at the target. It had flown really fucking fast. It might be legal, if it didnt use my bullets as propellant.

chomskey honk

There's no way out. They're always there. I bit my bullet and they're still there. It flashes gilded white, but my eyes are only human. I just know it.

peeb

ok don now hit the second tower.

Man, the metal shavings tore right through the fibers of my handkerchief...