Simon
@simonjdickie.bsky.social
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Music dork. Complimenter. Ally. Torontonian. My wife Liz is the funny one.
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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about 15 hours ago
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My first word was “owl.” The family was in a hotel dining room in Banff, Alberta with a menagerie of taxidermied birds on the walls. I pointed and correctly identified an owl.
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5 days ago
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I’ve said this before, but anyone saturated with Axe body spray on the subway deserves a lifetime ban from public transit.
7 days ago
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I get my news from a reliable source
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13 days ago
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Bad Lieutenant: Jort of Call
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14 days ago
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Best Valentine’s Day card ever! Thank you,
@superliz.bsky.social
24 days ago
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Drop a hero.
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about 1 month ago
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Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
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about 1 month ago
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Reskeet with your first three memories of Public Broadcasting outside of Sesame Street. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Alistair Cooke Pledge drives
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about 2 months ago
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Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers: Tedeschi Trucks Band Liz Phair Joan Jett & The Blackhearts CHIC Cyndi Lauper
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about 2 months ago
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Had a 20-minute nap inside an MRI machine this evening.
about 2 months ago
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Wheatley will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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about 2 months ago
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Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding "If you know what I mean." NYPD Blue... If You Know What I Mean.
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about 2 months ago
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The Mandalorian wearing a French hat: This is the beret.
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about 2 months ago
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Got 4.3 out of 5 on my work performance review today! They’re pleased, and so am I.
about 2 months ago
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Ruin a band by changing one letter: Arctic Donkeys
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about 2 months ago
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“Sexy MF”
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about 2 months ago
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“I’ve Just Seen A Face”
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about 2 months ago
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Have I got a Richard Harris song for you!
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about 2 months ago
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“Open a channel.”
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about 2 months ago
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Mulholland Balls
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about 2 months ago
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I have a crisp $100 bill for the White House staffer who can lift the regift. I’ll pay for the shipping back to Oslo.
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about 2 months ago
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First time ever stuck on a subway train with no power. Boy, am I glad I peed before I left the office.
2 months ago
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Heading into 2026 like…
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2 months ago
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These Triscuits taste funny.
2 months ago
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Just what everyone needs for Christmas: Another billionaire.
3 months ago
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Happy 10th anniversary to my wife,
@superliz.bsky.social
! Time flies when you’re having fun!
3 months ago
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I lost my dad this morning. I got to tell him I loved him over a video call yesterday, and my brother was able to see him in person later in the day. I will be okay. Hug your loved ones, friends. ❤️
3 months ago
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"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.” This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
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3 months ago
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Can someone please fact-check this fucking guy?
3 months ago
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Any birders out there? This hawk showed up on the roof of the building across the street from my office today. We think it’s the same one we saw in the same spot in the summertime. My team lead named him Robert. My best guess is Eastern red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis borealis) Thoughts?
3 months ago
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“Decency isn’t here, Mrs. Torrance.”
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3 months ago
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If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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3 months ago
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Chag urim sameach
3 months ago
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People who block the outside seat on busy subway trains suck.
3 months ago
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Drop a lawyer
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3 months ago
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You will be visited by three spirits
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3 months ago
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It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love.
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3 months ago
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So long, Steve Cropper. Thank you for all the sweet soul.
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3 months ago
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I got “Whammed” before noon.
#lastchristmas
#whamageddon
3 months ago
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen — Pink Martini The Grateful Dead The English Beat Bachman/Cummings The Allman Brothers
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3 months ago
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What’s a movie you’ve seen a dozen times and will never get tired of? 🎥
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3 months ago
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If you see this, post a monster 👿
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3 months ago
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“Nobody puts Charlie Brown in a corner.”
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4 months ago
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Rest well, Jimmy Cliff. Thank you for the music.
4 months ago
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“When you were young and your heart was an open book…”
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4 months ago
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
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4 months ago
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Wow. What a game. What a series. What a season. Congratulations, Dodgers.
@ericaragon.bsky.social
4 months ago
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Ok, Blue Jays. Let’s play ball.
4 months ago
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10 Ks for young Trey! Outstanding.
4 months ago
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