Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

My first word was “owl.” The family was in a hotel dining room in Banff, Alberta with a menagerie of taxidermied birds on the walls. I pointed and correctly identified an owl.

I’ve said this before, but anyone saturated with Axe body spray on the subway deserves a lifetime ban from public transit.

I get my news from a reliable source

Bad Lieutenant: Jort of Call

Best Valentine’s Day card ever! Thank you, @superliz.bsky.social

Drop a hero.

Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

Reskeet with your first three memories of Public Broadcasting outside of Sesame Street. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Alistair Cooke Pledge drives

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers: Tedeschi Trucks Band Liz Phair Joan Jett & The Blackhearts CHIC Cyndi Lauper

Had a 20-minute nap inside an MRI machine this evening.

Wheatley will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding "If you know what I mean." NYPD Blue... If You Know What I Mean.

The Mandalorian wearing a French hat: This is the beret.

Got 4.3 out of 5 on my work performance review today! They’re pleased, and so am I.

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Arctic Donkeys

“Sexy MF”

“I’ve Just Seen A Face”

Have I got a Richard Harris song for you!

“Open a channel.”

Mulholland Balls

I have a crisp $100 bill for the White House staffer who can lift the regift. I’ll pay for the shipping back to Oslo.

First time ever stuck on a subway train with no power. Boy, am I glad I peed before I left the office.

Heading into 2026 like…

These Triscuits taste funny.

Just what everyone needs for Christmas: Another billionaire.

Happy 10th anniversary to my wife, @superliz.bsky.social! Time flies when you’re having fun!

I lost my dad this morning. I got to tell him I loved him over a video call yesterday, and my brother was able to see him in person later in the day. I will be okay. Hug your loved ones, friends. ❤️

"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.” This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.

Can someone please fact-check this fucking guy?

Any birders out there? This hawk showed up on the roof of the building across the street from my office today. We think it’s the same one we saw in the same spot in the summertime. My team lead named him Robert. My best guess is Eastern red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis borealis) Thoughts?

“Decency isn’t here, Mrs. Torrance.”

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Chag urim sameach

People who block the outside seat on busy subway trains suck.

Drop a lawyer

You will be visited by three spirits

It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love.

So long, Steve Cropper. Thank you for all the sweet soul.

I got “Whammed” before noon. #lastchristmas #whamageddon

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen — Pink Martini The Grateful Dead The English Beat Bachman/Cummings The Allman Brothers

What’s a movie you’ve seen a dozen times and will never get tired of? 🎥

If you see this, post a monster 👿

“Nobody puts Charlie Brown in a corner.”

Rest well, Jimmy Cliff. Thank you for the music.

“When you were young and your heart was an open book…”

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Wow. What a game. What a series. What a season. Congratulations, Dodgers. @ericaragon.bsky.social

Ok, Blue Jays. Let’s play ball.

10 Ks for young Trey! Outstanding.