11 year old me watching nickelodeon when Sam appeared on screen

Most irrational pet peeve is when I send a file over to somebody in the office and they make a point to reply with their thanks, as if I’ve done it from the kindness of my heart and not because it’s my job. Just a waste of time for all parties. Now I’ve got an extra email to deal with. Thanks Prick

please stop this malarkey. 3 minutes of song, followed by 12 minutes of silence, and then the bonus track. just separate them. this is the streaming era, baby. give me my instant gratification.

i fucked the doctor

been playing the fuck out of Persona 5 Royal and i think i may genuinely be in love

some semi-recent shm to christen the new improved usage of the bluesky account

not very Bluesky of me but if we’re at the function and you bring out a fucking board game i’m switching off immediately. infinite downtime, nobody knows the rules so it takes ages, and by the time everyone knows the rules its already over. fucking immediate vibe killer. get me a beer

It was blatantly obvious that the ceasefire agreement was just a guise to get the surviving Palestinian people to move back into Gaza so they could continue blowing them up

Well I’m glad we have famed Fiction And Subtext Understander Elon Musk on hand to interpret Lord of the fucking Rings for us

smartest right wing twitter user: i will be leaving the uk because there are simply far too many muslims. where am i going? that’s right. dubai

i admittedly abandoned this place a little bit but i cannot fucking bear to scroll That App anymore. recent events and death penalty discourse have soured me on it. hello again friends

not naughty or nice but a secret third thing

It was the Bicester times It was the Worcester times

had to end stream because i started thinking about the gender pay gap and got so mad. sorry to let my fans down. i’m just a really passionate feminist and also i’m 6’1

repeatedly opening twitter and being bombarded with the most depraved right wing shit i’ve ever seen

beautiful women called Move Goal Achieved are in my dms

“Wilbur? Who is Wilbur? My name is Guy Incognito.”

it’s about to get very, very hard to be transgender in the united states. likely harder than it’s been in american history. do not let them scare you into backing down. do not give into transphobes framing. stand up to them however you can. it shouldn’t be this way but we have to fight

not enough TOS-breaking embedded crypto gambling ads on this site imo

destroy these tabs

last hotel i stayed in had nothing on except Naked Attraction so stayed up indulging in that. was unaware you could just show the whole hog on tv these days

i have finally completed every single sudoku and killer sudoku daily challenge. hyperfixation over 🙏