The human version of CDB!

They'll never know about the secret #thesecret

How are you going to see if you don't have any eye balls 💀

The word smooth conveys a myriad of positive associations

Just learned about up. Excited for tomorrow's lecture on down.

I need tasty waves to live

Hovering must feel amazing

What has five arms, five legs, two arms, a head, never tells the time, five arms, and can't be seen upside down?

They should make other game shows based on the Major Tarot. We have Wheel for Fortune, but what if we had Death?

Ascension in a world of pure darkness

Do they even make CASES that someone could pack a SUIT inside? 😩

There's a 3 in there somewhere

Two toned soup making bug knowing GUY

The start of the line is so long buried that it's all but disintegrated

Ugh. Being a ghost is so embarrassing 🙄

The winter baby has experienced their first sunbeam

If you pursue power and influence, all you do is turn yourself and everyone around you into blood crazed beasts. This is true in both real life and in the far superior "Yharnam"

Last week it was an elevator, this week inside of a machine

Fifth season: Gornth

The best poetry ever written? This 1963 sci-fi novel invented a religion and is full of poems and songs all about the mundane divinity of human existence.

Which tarot card is "The Milk"?

I can't remember if I was ever good at remembering things

Thanks for surviving, hope you are thriving

I've seen 1.8 interesting things

Bought a juiceless lime

Nothing that a lot of odorless white smoke and some saxophone can't fix

The ultimate colors are the ones without any color at all!!!!!!!

Best animal: Orangutan Best mineral: Salt Best vegetable: Cauliflower

Turns out learning to walk is way better than crawling 😂😂😂

Red is an important color

*more tired than ever before* I want chicken marsala or I want chicken piccata

The gammadelt

900 hours is way too long to wait for a breakfast sandwich and yet...

Life is just a bowl of cherries

Cloudwatchin' and noticed that some clouds look bright and some look dark. Will investigate but I'm already thinking the sun might have something to do with it.

Born to feel, cursed to think

It's good to like what's good to like

Treasure!!!!

Yeah man I'm staving off all kinds of shit lately

Building a huge tower with all my friends. Someone mentioned that it's going to be so tall it could even reach heaven and it set in how cool this all is. Nothing bad will happen!

Item drops come in all colors like grey and white and green and blue and purple and orange and red

On land bends

So basically it's like I'm a werewolf but instead of being afraid of it, I'm actually married to the moon and the moon is really nice

Ate an orange so big that I got reverse scurvy

🐝

Mr trustwater

You're stuck in the second dimension. No depth

Every few days someone is born #science #fact #mindblown #natureisamazing #nobelprize #nobelpeaceprize

Resplendints

Lol look who is slithering darkly