I don't think words can fully express how tired I am of late stage capitalism.

The autistic experience of people liking the idea of you and/or the one thing you are gifted at due to your autism, but not really liking YOU overall as a whole person. #ActuallyAutistic #Autism #ThisIsWhyIHaveSocialAnxiety

This is probably gonna be a big surprise to a lot of you, but... The rapture already came. You didn't make it. 😈

They want a civil war so bad because they're still not over losing the last one.

Jesus was not a Capitalist. Jesus was not a Republican. And I, a proud atheist, live a life that is closer to Jesus than you will ever be. #Christianity #Capitalism #Socialism #Religion

Guess who's back in the cone of shame because herm peet got a booboo and she won't leave it alone so it can heal... #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #dogsofbs #coneofshame #shiba #pupper #doggo

He wouldn't want us to mourn. He wouldn't want you to express empathy for his family and friend's loss. He didn't believe in it. Those were his wishes. And if you really wanted to respect the dead, then you would honor those wishes.

"This will reset your nervous system." "This will reset your nervous system." "This will reset your nervous system." Me: (*tries it) Me: "This does t-diddly bumblefuck shit."

I like how they say that as if the inbred monarchy from 249+ years ago weren't also really fucking dumb.

Watching old reruns of Supermarket Sweep from the 90's and seeing people have 3-5 shopping carts full of groceries that total up to $300-$400 when I just spent $300 on roughly 4-5 bags of groceries is one of the most singularly depressing moments of my entire life.

Ah yes. The rare shibredinu panda. #snuggly #shibainu #dogsofbs #dogsofbluesky #redpandas #shiba #cute #cutiepie

New house. New coffee bar. Same #triforce table. ☕️🐸 #coffee #nerdlife #home

Hot takes by Ash: Maybe we [the homosexuals] should band together and make marriage between a man and a woman illegal. It's past time really. They've been out there destroying the sanctity of marriage since the very moment marriage became a thing. 🤷🏼

My Wife: "Look, Ash just because you're autistic doesn't mean that everyone is autistic too." (*she says as she's downloading a game where the entire gameplay is just moving little people to sit in the seat they're supposed to sit in) #IsThisSeatTaken #Autism

Just a Little Bean and her emotional support blue platypus (aka Platty) napping on the sharky tower. She doesn't go anywhere without Platty. #catsofbs #catsofbluesky #tuxies #tuxie #tuxedocat #platypus #shark #kitty #naps

No one: Me (to my cat at least once every day): "Little Bean. Are you not letting your sister on the cat tower? That's not very Live, Laugh, Love of you."

Teaching my dogs that we don't go into other people's (the cats) houses without being invited in. #vampire #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #dogsofbs #manners

I am the living breathing definition of "t'was the 'tism, m'lord"

We just moved into a new house and this is how Bubby feels about it. I think she's mostly happy to have her octopus bed back. #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #dogsofbs #doggo #smiles #snuggles #cute

Those lil teefies. #angy #meow #catsofbluesky #catsofbs #tuxies #tuxedocat

Dr M: "here are extremely detailed instructions on how to get to hill house. DO NOT stop and talk to the locals about it." Eleanor: (stops at a local diner) "I'm not going to talk about hill house. I'm not going to talk about hill house. I'm not going to talk about hill house." (4 mins later)

Can't wait to go watch Elphaba finally take down Dr. Oz, or however that story goes.

Once upon a time, I watched someone on Top Chef put crushed grasshoppers in a dish they served to like 100 unaware guests and lowkey that's the kind of relationship I'm trying to have with you guys someday 🫶🏻

me: (licks the entire US) me: "sorry. i licked it. it's mine now."

Little Bean and her favorite little chip toy. #hunter #catsofbluesky #tuxie #tuxedocat #kitty #cats #whiskers

#HappyPride #lgbtq #portal #GLaDOS

I finished it. I’m not 💯 sure what "it" is exactly. But I'm strongly considering editing and releasing as an actual book. 👀 #HappyPride #GayAF #Swanqueen #OUAT #Queer #LGBTQ #Fanfiction #Writing

My grandmother used to never throw anything away after its expiration date because she said that was "the American government's way of getting you to buy more products." And I used to think she was just an indignant old Italian woman. But like…she's right. Capitalism is a scam.

Me: (walks into Lowe's) Lowe's Employee: "Can I help you with something today, sir—ma'a—little buddy?"

Person: "Good morning. How are you today?" Me: "I'm exhausted and I want to vomit."

Me: (accidentally consumes gluten) My Autoimmune System: "Oh, hell no. Scanning foreign entity. Danger? Danger. Intruder detected. Initiate protocol D. I will continue to attack myself until the entity is gone." #celiacdisease #celiac #gf #glutenfree

being a female in america: it doesn't matter how much weight you lose — how small you are — everyone (including doctors) are always telling you that your biggest problem is that you need to lose weight.

[wife is calling] me: [answers] "hey, babe. what's up?" wife: "hey—" little bean (the cat): [hears my voice on speakerphone. interrupts wife]

What level of autism do I have? It varies situation by situation. But right now I have the "I can feel my own earwax forming in my ear and I can't engage with what you're saying rn because it's taking all my energy not to grab the nearest sharp object and jam it into my ear canal" level of autism.

NT people built this uneccesarily complex system. And it makes autistic people have meltdowns. But then they're out here giving us a hard time talking about "what are you, dumb?" But then like… NT people also get burnt out by their OWN system. Like…maybe it's not me that's the dumb one, sweaty.

POV: my apple turnovers on the drive home from the gluten free bakery. #glutenfree #celiac #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #sillygoose #pup

Give 👏🏻 me 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 show 👏🏻 called 👏🏻 "My 6000 Pound Cat" about 👏🏻 people 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 run👏🏻 sanctuaries 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 Elephants 👏🏻 and/or 👏🏻 Hippos. K Thanks.

I only have 2 lifelong goals: 1) Be a better more successful man than my biological father. b) Completely sabotage any and every expectation other people have of me. And at this point in my life, I would say… …that I am completely nailing it. Go me! 🙏🏻

Throwback to that time that me and my bestie @bogposting.bsky.social co-wrote a song about Barb from #strangerthings

You will never convince me that "whiteness" is a real thing. My ancestry only consists of the groups of white people that have been historically considered "not white": • Italian • Polish • Irish • Jewish I am the most non-white white person to have ever existed. I am the ultimate white pariah.

Maybe this is just the 'tism speaking…but social hierarchies are man's worst invention.

They may be hangin out the side of their best friend’s ride trying to holla at you but they look damn cute doing it. ☺️ #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #tlc #noscrubs #passengerprincess #puppies

The worst part of being an AFAB child with undiagnosed autism in the 90's where every study at the time was based only on white males is that 98% of my autism presents exactly like "white male autism" and I STILL wasn't diagnosed. I was just an "unruly antisocial tomboy" that really liked rocks.

Yeah, I'm cute. Not in a "sexy/attractive" way. But in a "oh no lookit this smol helpless creature I MUST mother it" kind of way.

Person: "If you could go back in time and give advice to your younger self what advice would you give?" Me: "DON'T!" Me: "DO. NOT."

If I had known that marrying a woman meant that I had to give up my precious body heat to warm her ice cold frozy toesies every night for the rest of my life, I might've thought it through a little more thoroughly before asking.

Being autistic in a neurotypical allistic world feels a lot like if you were cast as an actor in a movie where you unconvincingly play the role of "yourself." #ActuallyAutistic #Autism

I just want you all to know that my great niece is a feral leash child just like I was as a wee lad. And I couldn't be more proud of her. I hope she grows up and burns this world to ashes. 😈

I could never cheat on my wife. 1) She'd have to set it up & plan it for me b) She'd have to put it in my calendar & then remind me every day up until day of (because autism & change) • Day of would come & I'd be like "Do I have to? I kinda want to stay home & play video games instead"

Me: (uses a women's restroom in Italy) Italian Women: "Bongiorno, smol Italian boy. I will protect you with my life. Do not forget to wash your hands." Me: (uses a women's restroom in the US) American Women: "wOT aRe yOU doINg, sIR?! thIS iS thE woMEn's reSTroOM!" Me: