Yo bluesky, after 7 million days of grey skies in the north of England show me your blue skies from wherever you are. I think I've forgotten what the sky looks like without clouds

What is it with the current "Unpopular opinion but ...." At which point they state the most dull vanilla, commonly held thought in the history of man. It's like the online version of that person you meet who insists they are "super wacky" and "omg so crazy and wild"

Oh my days after yesterday's heavy olympic lifting session (heavy for me) my body did NOT want to get up at 5am for yoga. Body was like "But it's a rest day" Brain "Yes but a slow Ashtanga primary series keeps our old knees and elbows up to lifting"

Advertised as a hand carved statute, price listed at over £40 the description below states "made of resin" You can't "hand carve" resin. The exact same resin statue is available on AliExpress for £4. If you see an ad on socials reverse image search to check it's not drop shipped

I bought a lurid green swimsuit. The 80s vibes are major. This is my best 80s power pose, the back I love because it shows my Scarab. I also bought a bikini because people on the internet keep saying women over 50 shouldn't wear them. So 🖕to that. #fitover50 #agingdisgracefully

@teamquimby.bsky.social thank you for the share!

Anyone here who lives in or near #Priovac or #split in #Croatia and would be willing to give me a few Croatian lessons while I'm on holiday? The ideal would be a little daily (depending on price) I've picked up a few words but would like to learn properly while on holiday. Please share this ❤️

Anyone here who lives in or near #Priovac or #split and would be willing to give me a few Croatian lessons while I'm on holiday? The ideal would be a little daily (depending on price) I've picked up a few words but would like to learn properly while on holiday. Please share this ❤️

Also arrrrrrrggggghhhhh

You ever have a day where you are just so fucking fuckitty fucked off at every fucker and his fuckfaced face? Asking for a friend?

I'm trying to use Chat GPT to create slides and I can confidently reassure you that the world is currently safe from our AI overlords.

One of the interesting things about living in my entirely nuerodivergent family is it's taught me to never expect compliments on my appearance. Occasionally I accidentally seek external validation. Then mammothly regret it. Note I says "my family"

This photo has been flagged as sexually suggestive. It's a belly 😂

Meta supports freedom of speech. Unless you hold a different opinion to the Christian conservatives. Then there's no freedom of speech for you! www.nytimes.com/2025/01/23/t...

Love a shadow in the morning

Watching a female Christian priest essentially scold Donald Trump in a venue where he can’t bully or bullshit his way out of it will be my favorite thing for a long time

The United States is no longer a friend to Canada. Under Trump, USA is a big, bruising bully. Canada must stand up to the bully & work with the European Union to develop alternative trade & defence arrangements. Reliance on USA during the Trump regime is too risky for Canada.

Not quite as horrifying pale as when I arrived in Morocco!

Bloody heartbreaking. I'm so sorry my American friends 😭

I have a question for you lovely lot to settle a convo I was having with my husband. Fyi self identification neurodivergent is of course included Are you Neurodivergent and if so how many hobbies do you have? Are you Neurotypical and if so how many hobbies do you have? #adhd #autism

Asked an AI to create a sketch of the pilates position "The Hundred" This is the hellscape it gave me. Before anyone suggests it 1. No I can't draw. 2. No I can't afford to hire an artist. I'm a self employed one woman band. I run my own website, write my own content, make the ads

I'm still here though

I'm going to run a bath as close to the temperature of lava I can get it. Then maybe I'll stop feeling cold

Duddo 5 Stones a few miles from me, one of my favourite places nearby. Approximately 4000 years old. Caught by a local photographer "Northumberland Adventures" Just beautiful

Little bit of muscle showing through! Old lady gains for the win

I'm not as confident about me middle. But for 51 and creating 3 humans (all adults now) it's not that bad! #oldladygains #weightlifting

Anyway in other stuff I took some shameless photos this morning as I'm happy with how my training and diet is going. Happy with how my body is behaving for 51 years sprightly

I don't think I remember what it's like to be warm

If you gave me a follow recently and I haven't followed back please give me a nudge. Unless your page is clearly a sales page or extolling "ism" ideals. In which case it's a no from me 😘

Can't get past the paywall for this but I'm assuming that "acting their age" will be the same old stuff which generally involves stopping doing the things we enjoyed our entire life and taking up knitting and other such things. 1/4

Unless in a cafe while having coffee

Women stop faking orgasms 2025

No one owes you anything, including their attention

Her eyes need cleaning but she won't talk to me for 12 hours after

Seems accurate. Yes I'm British, laughing at ourselves is a good thing and a way to grow! And before anyone asks yes I think *insert object* should be given back or maybe a system of sharing items of historical importance should replace the current *zoink ours now* cont

I need to get up but the void under my arm says my hands are hers #cat

I like how my back is looking at the moment but failing to take anything close to a half decent photo! It's never too late to build muscle, even if like me you have lousy genetics for it. A combo of hsd being 51 and surgical meno certainly don't make it easy. Anyway here's to old lady gains!!

For any ethereal friends the fairy gym has been installed 🧚🏋️

Oh and I have a cold sore. It's been a super stressful week so my body decided that being hideously disfigured as well would help somehow. Fuck you body

Doing fitness business posts on the other socials and I hate it. Promoting myself makes me want to curl up and ugh. But as the rest of the internet got to see me in my underwear you do too

Anyway in other stuff I took some shameless photos this morning as I'm happy with how my training and diet is going. Happy with how my body is behaving for 51 years sprightly

Ok bluesky I need to vent and have a hug please. I love my eldest (28) very very much but he makes me feel awful about myself. I bought us cinema tickets today and on the way there asked lots of questions about him, his work, his hobbies and was super positive about everything he's doing.

Why whenever I order a small black coffee does the barista have to correct me to "americano" you knew what I meant

Accurate

We’re not going back.

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But your cat can give you catupunture

Smart boy

I need to finish a book for book club on Wed. I'm not enjoying the book. They told me it was Sci Fi, it's actually feelings in space. Every single book we read is some variation of an examination of fucking feelings. Could we occasionally read one where I dunno something actually happens? #booksky