Old bitches just staaarree and then keep staring huh

i hate men

My eyes were so puffy and swollen this morning bruh WHYYYYYYY stop

DM has a mechanic futch to kiss my character in this upcoming campaign it’s all gonna be okay actually

Checking in on acnl 🫥

I am such the deadbeat in the fam but it’s ok cuz my siblings are cool and gonna be so successful

Cumbia rebajado at the local grocery store

Gonna burrito and tomodachi it up in this bitch

Wait I he literally scared when people have straight straight ships :(

I judge the people that get our barrel aged burbon cold brew aww :(( I feel bad for it lol

Forgot it’s mermay. Maybe I will draw one mermaid

Found out my manger that plays metal music talking about dead bodies and fucking bitches will change the music if someone puts rap on 😐

I never got over slime btw. Love her

Everything is 50$ now that’s the new 20$

Viet Icr coffee got me swetating

Tortellini for dinner butter & cheese

Bjork at the mothers day gathering

EVERR since that thunderstorm I’ve been putting on thunderstorm audio to go to sleep

Sandiwch hell

Aww I miss drawing furries :((( y’all got furry ocs?

I saw a robin trying to fly into the window of a parked car & I felt like I should’ve stepped in and told him there was nothing for him in there. He landed on the grass and I thought that was it but he did it again. He was flying into the window without stopping as if there wasn’t a threshold at all

man with two phones to play double Pokémon go

Gaga in drag as Jo Calderone was def a hard queer awakening for me

Going to hang out with an old coworker today at their HOUSE & I nervous but I’m also excited cuz I miss them boots :((( I’m so anxious tho I wanna cancel AAAGGHHH I won’t tho

Genuinely I know i grew up with black mold around me what now

Making food on auto pilot cuz Breakfast but no appetite actually bruh

That thunder storm knocked me out and now I cannot fall back to sleep

Made Gollum in tomodachi and then immediately The Ring.

Get that cinched waist bathing suit propaganda out of my face cuz I will be influenced.. sigh

Why are swim suit tops and bottoms sold separately and why are they 60$+ for each .. girl fuck you

Trying really hard not to be so fucking sad bro

Manlet

The way robins scurry makes me laff every time. Rob u so funny

Half shot of Malort and lil buddy beer at work this job rules

Damn everyone got a dog huh

When will he die

Genuinely consumed by my d&d character this has to be treatable

I finally got my first kiss after my breakup out of the way and she’s an Italian Puerto Rican baddie from the Bronx, and she asked ME for a kiss.. . Babe.. come on Come ON

Esoteric non binary grandma trade

Mid morning screen and gruel time mama

I ❤️ dandelions

Miller high lifes are disgusting and I hate you if you enjoy them

Ok I’m good at creating

No, I didn’t eat any chicken

Eartha Kitt performing in Las Vegas, Nevada, in 1955

I love da sun she’d never hurt me

Do women like their fiancés…

I be listening to Florence and the machine and then next on my likes is 2000s maroon 5

Big fat poo

Do dudes not feel their fucking ass crack hanging out like you don’t feel that babe???????