Blue Origin is like Black Mesa, and SpaceX is like Aperture Science

We should genetically engineer cats to help us cook thanksgiving dinner. just the brain.

Don’t deep fry a frozen turkey!!! …Unless you want to explode. then go ahead.

Sometimes when I’m bored I like to launch unwilling participants into the sun at relativistic speeds

jesus christ. look what they did to my poor son.

there's something about this that tickles my brain

NEW GLENN 9X4 IS SO BEAUTIFUL

*starts vibrating uncontrollably*

Shuttle my behated

Hypersonic backflips

scrub origin

i hate the weather. delaying all my launches. >:(

Launch of New Glenn in under an hour!!! hype hype hype

i'm surprisingly excited for the florida starship pad & tower. frankly im excited for both starbase and florida to get the new pads. i loooove ground infrastructure

i still cant wait until HLS launches from florida. that's gotta be the largest launch from kennedy since the Saturn V, right??

i doused 14 people with tar in 1694

I'm so holly. so jolly. filled with the christmas spirit. so christmas core. ho ho ho.

i cannot be trusted with a sleeve of oreos

I forgot how funny my posts are here

Flight 10 was crazy btw

these new official renders from SpaceX, of the superheavy booster make my mouth water... it almost looks lewd without the skirt section around the turbines and plumbing LMAO

mark my words: AI is gonna level out. I don't think it could get to true AGI The vibes don't fit. Every tech "wonder" that claims to have this big of an impact, LK-99, NFT scams, they all end up either underdelivering, or just straight up not be what people think it is.

Regarding starship’s second stage, I still don’t understand why it’s so… pointy? I mean, it does look sick as hell, you can’t deny the aesthetic appeal with a ship like that… But, there’s so many advantages to having a blunter nose to the ship!

I forgot this site was a thing

i love monocular characters. or characters with 3 or more eyes. ts peak as hell.

remade my strawpage today b/c it suckeddd. it looks a bit better now... i hope.

Idk what it's called, but I constantly deep dive into different things like. every week. One week i'm designing my own spacesuit, and the next i'm making music on FL studio

ok i lied they are not launching in 20 minutes. New T-0 is at 2:30 am EST

New Glenn launching in ~20 minutes!

Harvesting hydroponic lettuce.

The new Helldivers 2 update is CRAZY FUN!! Just played it with my friends, and got thrown from the gun car's turret into the wall at mach 5 LMAO

The one thing that I didn’t expect from flight 5 was the public’s reaction to the tower catch. Much bigger than I thought it would be.

hey. whoever wants to be a millionaire, listen, in the next like. 20-30 years, construction equipment market is gonna be huge on the moon/mars.

Hot take: Our goal, should not be “boots on the moon”- it should be developing a cislunar space economy, colonizing mars, AND developing huge space habitats for millions of people to work, and live in. Aim high, score high. Boots on the moon is only the first step (pun intended).

i hope in my lifetime that i'm able to buy a spacecraft, and fly it from spaceport to lunar surface over and over again delivering cargo/people. oh to be a space trucker 💔

I feel like a future lunar, and/or martian greenhouse would be HEAVILY quarantined. Martian ones especially. Lots of bacteria and microorganisms are pretty important to the plants & their microecosystem. I’d be surprised if any biologists/botanists are allowed outside of the base on EVA lmaooo.

I think major aquaculture and hydroponic systems are going to be heavily used on Mars & the Moon. Raising fish for meat has crazy good psychological and physical benefits than an all-plant/fruit diet. What I would LOVE to find out is how fish react and grow in low gravity environments.

Just remembered the JPL vs Red Dragon conspiracy theory. I genuinely believe it happened, and it’s pathetic.

I love aquaculture

People should really start making gadgets themselves again. Like, make your own auto pot stirrer dawg. The knowledge to build it is *right there*.

Russian cosmonauts on the International Space Station were forced to briefly lock down a segment of the orbiting laboratory this weekend after finding an “unusual odor” emanating from a visiting cargo spacecraft called Progress 90, NASA said Sunday.

Seeing this in person is gonna be nuts

SpaceX posted onboard views from the most recent Starship flight test from launch and “hot staging” separation:

I feel like Half Life 3 is going to have references to Portal, other than the borealis. Like the overwatch voice is gonna be GLaDOS or something.

cellular division is crazy we were all once a tiny taco, man

Making a rapidly reusable future a reality

this has a higher chance of happening than most people think I love it

Music has such a huge effect on society as a whole dude. I think the jolly-ness and happy-sounding Christmas songs are *genuinely* a major reason why everyone is generally happier during Christmastime.

i will never get tired of these